What's the right fork for sushi?
Bitchfork
Its like a pitchfork but you're a bitch.
>>8381145
Ah an excellent question, my dear fellow browser. You see, you can use MANY forks for sushi, and all pictured are fantastic choices. If you would like to cut it up and take dainty little girly man bites, I would suggest the second fork. If you have no qualms about jamming it in, I would humbly suggest spearing all the slices of one roll on the last fork and eating it shish-ka-bob style. If possible, try and find a grill before you use that technique, since sometimes sushi has a habit of being undercooked.
Now, its best to prepare your forks ahead of time by giving them to a sweaty fat Albanian man before using them for sushi eating, so that he can properly season them for your refined palette by individually shoving each one down his toilet. However, the one for dainty girly bites will get special consideration, for only a highly refined girly man would use it, therefore the sweaty fat Albanian man should first stick it up his ass and use it as a buttplug for three days.
Once everything is prepared, enjoy! And just remember that you are truly a girly man of the highest tastes.
>>8381145
The sushifork of course.
>>8381145
your hands
chopsticks or bare hands
>>8381145
you are suposed to eat sushi with the spoon
According to Jiro dreams of sushi, you're supposed to tie your hands behind your back while a small child of 6-11 years places the roll upon your erect penis, which is then flipped into the air by pulling on your penis like a springy door stopper. If you can catch the roll in your mouth, they sacrifice a live frog and the village isn't burned to the ground.