Post a better hot sauce Hard mode: try in vain to explain how

>>8380476
Mine uses a higher quality vinegar. Not even going to tell you what it is but Crystal is nigger-tier.

The one I'm about to make as I just got some things in for fermenting chilies. Going to go buy a shit ton of peppers right now and get the process going tonight.

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>>8380476
Crystal is an acceptable choice for babby's first hot sauce. Pic related is how I get down.

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No explanation needed.

>>8380492
>I know what it means but I'm not gonna tell you

It sure is cold summer.

>>8380476
That's the kind that sometimes comes in MREs.

>>8380476
Gotta be 18 to post, kiddo.

>>8380476
valentina

>>8380923
One time I tried this, I had a toothpick and vomited EVERYTHING in my stomach

That shit is BRUTAL

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Crystal has 0 taste, it's like a shitty tobasco

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>>8380476
You were so close, OP

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>>8381057
Nope. Close, though

>worked in the Crystal's factory pre Katrina
>roaches for days and miles and days
>duct taped pipes for food items
>management coked out or non-existent
>coworkers Morlock tier
>filth in every single area including the restrooms, the floor, the line
>literally filthy grease falling off the lines

i wouldn't eat that shit on a bet to save my life

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>>8380476

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
holy fuckin shit
you got to be kidding me
only burgers would call that a hot sauce

>>8381057
>shitty tobasco

redundant

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>>8380476
Literally CANNOT compete

>>8381412

let me guess, you are white and cant taste any other hot sauce because to to spicy for you

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Pretty new to hot sauce and I've tried sriracha, el yucateco, tabasco, etc but nothing beats it.

>>8380476
Literally anything else, let's go with Cholula today.
Hard Mode: if it's named after hood ass black girls, do you really think it's that good?
>t. SoCal

>>8381421
How to spot a nigger 101

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>>8380476
/thread

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The hot sauce I make is way better than anything you can buy.

>>8381412
That's not even the good Sriracha.

>>8382926
Wtf is going on here.

>>8382950
Small batch hot sauce.

Far right: mild. Serrano, jalapeño, chipotle peppers fermenting. Will turn into hot sauce when they are done fermenting.

Right centerr. Hot. Serrano peppers, Fresno Peppers, Habanero peppers. Still fermenting.

Left center (bottled)- sweet pepper and habanero. Very spicy. It's fermented, so no vinegar. Lactic acid has a much smoother flavor than vinegar.

Far left. My best sauce: garbage sauce. Every time I finish a batch, whatever is left over that can't get bottled goes into my garbage sauce. Once it hits the top (like it is now) i make a single bottle and keep the rest going. It's continuously fermenting. Hasn't been refrigerated ever. Been fermenting for a year. It's noxious but extremely delicious. It's the best hot sauce on the planet.

>>8382922
The smell didn't give him away?

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I like all tabascos I've tried so far except the green one

I don't really like the taste of jalapenos

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>>8383020
just realized the original isn't in the pic

>>8383020
I'll catch shit for this, but green mixed in ranch is pretty good, but the chipotle still beats it.

>>8380929
gee fuck you sure are a retard

>>8383029
Are you having a stroke or something?

Do you guys refrigerate your hot sauces? I have mine on a shelf at RT but everyone thinks I'm crazy. Are they just fuckin' stupid or what?

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>>8383599
sometimes I refrig sometimes I don't depends on how im feelin. also people not mentioning Julio's

>>8381353

Oh man, I was going to request screencap of this as I remember reading this a few years ago. I quit eating Crystal after reading it.

> Cholula & Texas Pete master-races

>>8383020

Chipotle is the best they male.

I think OG Tabasco is honestly one of the worst DESU.

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Up and coming sauce boss.pretty good stuff.

>>8383594
i-in my defense it looked pretty brown in the first pic

>>8383807
Classic Tabasco is best used as a vinegar substitute.

Chipolte is good, the habanero is great on summer sausage. Their sweet and spicy is good on fried chicken.

>>8382966
respect

aren't you worried about getting sick from the garbage sauce?

>>8381057
Your hot sauce isnt even hot. Tastes like mild Buffalo wing sauce.

>>8382924
Isn't even hot. I have to drown an item of food to even feel a tingle. Although, I will admit, shit tastes good.

>>8382924

Not hot but has great taste. For a basic "hot" sauce, Cholula has my vote.

>>8383965
I had some of their white habanero sauce but I have to admit that the color was so off putting that I dumped it in a batch of refried beans to eat.

>>8384415

>chipolte

FUCKING TRIGGERED LEARN YOUR WORDS FAGGOT

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>>8383020
>>8383029
Better quality.

tobasco is fucking disgusting, how is that shit even considered a sauce. it's just liquid

>>8380476

Crystal is my everyday hot sauce. It wakes up just about any food without overpowering it with its own flavor.

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>>8385500
omg hes right....

>>8381358
Just bought a bottle of this. Holy shit it is so flavorful and delicious.

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If you're old enough to post on this site you're old enough to eat a pepper sauce that has actual flavor instead of just trying to burn your tongue off