>>8376006
12-14" pie cut into four or six slices.
In half and eat it like that.
>>8376006
>those meme cuts
people only ever cut "classic" or some form of pie chart if you're eating alone. Subhumans use party. The rest is just cringey 9gag pic filler.
>>8376035
lazy is fine too, asshole
also fake calzone should be on there, where you fold the pizza in half after its cooked and just take bites
>>8376011
This is the only correct way to eat pizza. Everything else is a meme or wrong
>>8376035
U wot m8? Everybody cuts it in pie slices, do you eat it with fork and knife like a posh cunt?
>>8376132
It literally is
>>8376165
>Everybody cuts it in pie slices
you're not disagreeing with him
Party style is the best. Those dank ass Middle pieces with no crust.
I'm italian so I use fork and knife but cut it party-style. Fight me.
Someone perform the harmony slice and post a pic of it
>>8376165
Subhuman detected, I'm sure you dip it into a 3000 calorie sauce as well like the amerilard you are.
I cut into eighths
UNLESS We're talking about a big pizza, then Sixteenths might go
>>8376006
only the first two are legit options
>>8376317
Those belong in the trash, or, if it's at an actual party, the kids get them.
>tfw sometimes you don't even bother cutting your 12" frozen pizza because you know you will just eat the whole thing anyway
but when I do cut its standard 8 piece with 4 cuts
>>8376006
One half classic 8-slice
One half party style
>>8376698
First post best post
Down the middle, like my hotdogs.