How do I prevent this? Holding it harder only makes it worse.

>>8372356
YOU CAN TRY NOT BEING SUCH AN AUTISMO ABOUT IT. I MEAN GOD DAMN EVEN YOUR BURGERS ARE TRYING TO RUN FROM YOU.

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Wrap it in paper. Fucking duh.

Manually center the patty and the rest of the ingredients between the buns before eating. try to hold it as horizontally as possible during eating. If you notice the patty slipping out to one side, bite it off at that spot.

use knife and fork when eating burgers

>>8372356
this has literally never happened to me ever

I don't believe its a real thing

>>8372356
Food can't stand to be near weebs, just like people can't.

>>8372356
Is it really that hard for weebs to hold a burger horizontally?

Are you this limp wristed that your double quarter pounder is too heavy to hold upright?!

>>8372356
gb2 /a/ you filthy weeb

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How are you supposed to eat those burgers bigger than your mouth?

>>8372367
Woah, nice downvote dude.

>>8372704
Those are just memes. You're not supposed to actually eat them.

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ITT: /ck/ gets angry over a meme

>>8372731
Read the filename.

>>8372472
go to denny's and order a slam burger.
every fucking time.

>>8372356
Has anyone ever had sex with a hamburger?

Was it good?

>>8372800
Yes I have.

I did not like it.

>>8372356
grab it by the bottom not on the side.

>>8372704
"What a mess"

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>>8372356
>animu on a food and cooking board

I love anime!

>>8372363
So many things wrong with this burger.

>>8372356
What is with this meme, why is it only in anime art? Can eastern people not hold fucking burgers the same way americans cant hold chopsticks?

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>>8373682

>phone poster on a food and cooking board

>>8372356
Just put the meat back in the buns you dumb fucking anime girl

>>8372356
you don't tilt the burger like a retard

>>8372356
There was a study done and the best way they found was three fingers on top with pinkie and thumb on bottom to stabilize burger

why is her fang flesh-colored

this really bothers me

>>8372356
grow bigger hands

>>8374299
Because it's cute!
C
U
T
E

>>8373794
Kek

>>8372704
Drive over it with your car first

>>8374745
kill yourself

>>8374965
Zozzle

>>8372356
Stop holding it from the 3 and 9 o'clock positions, and start holding it from the 4:30 and 7:30 positions.

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firmly pinch the back of the burger between your pinky fingers and thumbs using the whole length of your thumbs under the bottom bun (pointed inwards making a peak towards the center of the bun at a right or slightly obtuse angle 90-130 degrees) and drape the rest of your fingers over the burger from the back to the middle and hold securely without squeezing. you'll note that when executed correctly your palms will form a cup for the back of the burger sandwich (preventing any spillage) while your fingers and thumbs act as a basket holding the sandwich together.

>>8375056
all this autism

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THAT'S IT!

>>8372704
With a knife and fork, like you do with a regular hamburger.

>>8372356
What causes it to slip? Pressure.

How do you avoid putting too much pressure on your burger? Use your teeth to cut it.

Think first, act later.

>>8372356
>needs advice on eating
Weebs really are this dumb.

I don't know either op. Maybe hamburgers are just a meme

>>8372356
This is why tendies are the superior McDonald's menu item.

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>>8372682

>>8372472
it happens if you eat a mcdonalds(r) mcmuffin(tm).

Just cut the burger in half.

you use your pinky and ringfingers to hold the buns together on the far end.
If your sissy hands are too small for that order a smoothie