has any of you guys ever tried purple drank? what is it like?

it tastes like fucking cold medicine and sprite

you basically have to drink a shit ton of it or else you just get itchy it's also expensive as fuck for literally no reason

shit tier opiate

>>8371481
>No

>Friends had it, smelled like the jolly ranchers they added to it

>They said it was like candy, and that scared them. It ended up going in 30 minutes

>They got really wobbly, hence the name "lean". They were giggly, easy going, very easy to convince of anything, and were able to drink a lot of alcohol

>Tastes good, gets you really fucking high, and is not THAT expensive

>It was just something the hood started. Like white people found out about LSD first so it became popular in their circles. Crack-cocaine was a hood - and sometimes said to be a Ronald Reagan - invention so it became popular among black folks and their circles. "Lean" is no different

>>8371515
>Not just stealing the cough syrup.
Are you even black?

>>8371519
CIA agents were 100% proven to be handing out crack in the ghetto during that time.

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>>8371530
Proof, schmoof

>>8371519
Oh, and I should add that the "double-cup, po' it up" is for a reason. It will melt some of the first styrofoam cup so the second one is meant to hold it in. I shit you not

>>8371528
Where can u steal that shit? Its fun once in a while. Slows everything down.

>>8371530

You're a fucking idiot. Even if that were true, how the fuck would that help their cause? What do you think they just go around in their MiB suits giving out crack like rock candy and niggers magically learn how to make it and how to create and manage a small industry?

Watch Lil Wayne doing literally anything, that's what lean is like.

>>8371541

So why not put it in a glass or plastic cup instead of drinking dissolved styrofoam? Jesus fuck, niggers are retarded.

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>>8371481
>why do especially black people get addicted to it?

I'd make a comment but this is tumblr 2.0 now

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>>8371555
I wish my fellow Americans weren't so ignorant of our history, especially involving Contra cocaine trafficking. If you can't read a history book, you could at least watch Lethal Weapon (1987) and pretend to know our country's past.

>>8371565
this isn't /a/ retard janitors only care for cleaning up bait threads

>>8371577
>being this new

Mods are global across all boards now

>>8371576

I wasn't denying the American government distributing cocaine. I was pointing out how absurd is the claim that the CIA walked around the ghetto handing out crack. Also I'm not American you, fucking faggot.

>>8371584
Why is that even such a preposterous thing to think of? Are you actually stupid enough to think that if they did do that they would go in their everyday uniform, identifying themselves as agents and you know not something actually covert?

>>8371481
I tried it with some melanin enriched friends of mine once and woke up with my ass really sore and got some weird acne around my anus a few days later. Wouldn't recommend.......

>>8371589
you probably got fucked in the ass. congratulations, moron.

>>8371584

you are terribly naive lol

guess the new wave of jingoism following Trump's victory has really allowed the anti-intellectuals to come out of the woodwork

>>8371591
This board is too autistic sometimes.

>>8371555
No, you're a fucking idiot. You're the kind of person who still thinks MK Ultra was a myth despite it being completely declassified by the government, with the papers out there for you to see saying it was real, yet you still prefer to live in your ignorant little TV watching bubble

You probably don't even know that ghettos were invented on purpose

>>8371481
>why do people get addicted to it?
Cough syrup.

>>8371515
>drink a lot of it
Can't that shit stop your heart from overrelaxation? I think it was that Lil' Wayne guy.

>>8371581
>now
Weren't they always?

>>8372095
>Weren't they always?

>being THIS new

>>8371608
Sounds like you got butt-plunged. Where's the autism?

>>8371565
Stop being a dumb nigger and learn from your mistakes?

>>8371565
>now

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjIwSP6__eM

>>8371530

I believe you, but still do you have a source?

>>8372143
Did he find out he's not the father?

>>8372113
I've been around since 08', mods being global is all I can remember.

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>>8372143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YVvMfXXG7E

orange is delicious, I just discovered it.

>go to pool with me friend
>had about half a large bottle of Hi-tech
>pour all of it into a 64 oz sprite
>proceed to drink all of it while tanning/swimming
>friend says he wants to go
>alright cool
>walking to the car fine, get in start it up
>get down the street and IMMEDIATLY start ping ponging back in forth down the street
>clipped a mailbox and knocked my mirror out
>get home and PTFO in a office chair
>wake up in the morning and have no recollection of from when i left the pool and got home
could've been worse but i was so fucked up i was nodding out in the chair aparently

You're better getting some codeine and paracetamol/acetomenophen pills and doing a simple cold water extraction, it will taste horrible but at least you won't get seizures from the promethazine.

Get some antihistamines if you can't handle the itch.

>>8371541
That's not true.

>>8371481
have*

>>8371530
>>8371537
>>8371555
>>8372147
>>8372147

sorry for dogshit quality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hg625n5RjM

>>8372445
You're a fucking piece of shit and should be taken out the gene pool immediately. Driving under the influence is one of the most selfish things you can do. Fuck yourself.

>>8372824
This post brought to you by MADD: Mothers Against Drunk Driving

>>8372824
You sound like a faggot. I bet you're a bootlicker. Only incredibly brave people drive under the influence and they should be regarded as heroes.

ayo hol up

if you're old enough to, and it's available, go to the pharmacy counter and ask for cough syrup with codeine, say your moms got a nasty cough.

if you can't do that, here's what you did (nig nogs not smart enough to do this)

you get 12 hour delsym, it's a small bottle but has 4 times more DXM than a bottle of robitussin

you get a plastic 2 liter bottle, and pour the delsym in there, add water and shake the delsym bottle to get it all out. then fill the 2 liter with water and shake it to get it all mixed.

let it sit for a few hours, the DXM polystearate will seperate out at the bottom, with the other alcohol and nasty shit being in the 2 liters of water.

now cut a hole in the side of the 2 liter very carefully while it's in the sink or something, so that the liquid above the layer of DXM at the bottom drains out.

now you have some STROOOOONG dxm shit at the bottom, you can add it to sprite or grape soda for authenticity, and 1 bottle is about as much as you should take safely, shit will knock you on your fucking ASSSS and if you don't have a tolerance you might sigma-plateau.

>>8372477

>>tells people to take benedryl while taking cough syrups where the main effect is from DXM, not the codeine

dude, DPH potentiates DXM to the point that 300mg DPH + 300mg DXM is like 900mg of either of them. you could get someone arrested or hospitalized like that.

>>8372095
Yes too much will kill you. It's how a lot of Houston rappers have died.

>>8372954
lol
i did this shit in vegas, except i just drank the whole fucking bottle of delsym and got shitfaced. pretty good time, but my stomach kinda hurt so im 50/50 on doing it again.

>>8372978

yeah, its nasty stuff. if you extract the DXM and sip it over 2-4 hours, you can avoid the stomach aches, and its black-people-wisdom that sipping it over time is more potent than just slamming it.

>>8371591
Oh dear

>>8372936
>Drink three 32 oz wine glasses.
>Drive to work.
>Operate forklift, no prob.
>Deal with customers no prob.
>Drive home for a liquid lunch.
>Go back and finish my shift.

Some people are just pussies.

>>8372888
>>8372936
>>8373042
I hope someone you love gets hit by a drunk driver. You deserve it, you utter faggots.

>>8373073
>Implying i'm not just going to hit someone you love instead.

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>>8373042
>>Drink three 32 oz wine glasses.

>>8371528

You can't unless you hold up a pharmacy. The Promenthezaine Syrup has Codeine which means it's behind the counter, Rx only.

It's not like fucking Robitussin.

>>8373101
Seriously, can someone tell me what this is trying to say? Wine glasses? What the fuck even?

>>8372888
>>8372936
Nope. One of my best and oldest friends was hit by a drunk driver when we were 17. He survived but is now severely mentally disabled. This was over eight years ago mind you but he can't remember who anyone is and can't leave the house. The drunk driver got out after 2 and a bit years...

>>8372936
>bootlicker
Should have guessed you're a dumb faggot from /pol/.

>>8373073
Joke's on you buddy I'm a borderline hermit with no significant emotional connection to anyone living or dead

>>8373042
how's being an alcoholic

>>8372824
Hahahahaha cunt!

Everyone drives drunk you cowardly pussy!

>>8373042
be sure to follow it up with 2 shots of vodka.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaXYaiyqGd0

>>8373156
Feels good, man.

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>>8373156
Half of /ck/ are barely functioning alchohlics.

>>8372954
Might as well add that you want to use COLD water

>>8372824
>I've never made any mistakes ever

>>8373465
>all mistakes are equal

>>8371481
It's a drink for niggers

>>8373465
>I didn't mean it, so it's ok
Actions have consequences motherfucker.

>>8373545
That's what your parents said.

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>>8371537
>>8371555
>>8372147
>>8372797

>>8371555
you're a fucking dumbass, learn some simple history, you ignoramous

goat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYw3WEKZG5s

>>8371555
>Even if that were true, how the fuck would that help their cause? What do you think they just go around in their MiB suits giving out crack like rock candy and niggers magically learn how to make it and how to create and manage a small industry?

The US wanted to fund a number of para-military conflicts in South America (most notably in Nicaragua) but Congress didn't want to fund them. Luckily the para-military forces the US wanted to back had access to large amounts of cocaine. So the CIA/NSA/DEA/etc let the para-military forces smuggle the cocaine into the US and distribute it. Blacks were recruited to distribute without their knowledge of the larger conspiracy, most infamously "Freeway" Rick Ross.

This was part of the larger Iran-Contra Scandal. If you would like to know more read "Dark Alliance" by Gary Webb.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CIA_involvement_in_Contra_cocaine_trafficking
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran%E2%80%93Contra_affair
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%22Freeway%22_Rick_Ross
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Alliance
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicaraguan_Revolution
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anastasio_Somoza_Debayle

it's basically water, sugar and purple