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>>8364031
Can I get one of those roses in a glass tube? It's for my wife. And some steel wool, to clean some pots.

And the bathroom key.

What's the ethnic breakdown of your customers?

what would happen if i gave you a fake id? would you do anything?

Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

>>8364038
I get so many fucking variations of "do you have crack pipes?". We don't have roses, cigars in glass tubes, glass pens, or the occasional tweakers asking for oil burners. We don't carry them.
>>8364039
Ghetto stealing blacks, hookers, and working class Mexicans.

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>>8364043
Take it from you then laugh at the fact you have a fake ID in 2016.
>>8364048
I'm dead inside.

Fedoras are on sale. 9.99+tax.

you guys have any thunderbird or night train?

Do you carry a gun or have one under the counter?

If you know my brand of booze do I go too often?

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>>8364131
Yeeeeah buddy.
>>8364140
Come and find out.

>>8364171
What kind of vodka does the alcoholic buy?

I buy 1.75L bottles of Exclusiv or Svedka

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Do you have red flavored Cisco or is gone off the face of the earth?

>>8364031
Are most of your early morning customers late stage alcoholics buying pints of rotgut liquor and cheap fortified wine? If so do you condemn or pity them?

>>8364167
You're my favorites. You know what you want and how much it costs. No bullshit no frills.

>>8364177
See >>8364171 we have red flavor man.
>>8364174
Pints of Potters Vodka. These dumbasses aren't smart enough to ration a litre or handle.
>>8364179
Single shots and half pints, and 16oz malt liquor for the career drunks. I like them. They're the only constant in my life.

>>8364242
Ever have a hooker proposition you for a free bottle?

>>8364242
what's the drunkest you've ever seen someone come in and try to get a bottle of whatever?

>>8364031
Are you an alcoholic yourself? Do you get a nice discount?

>>8364270
Every single day.
>>8364278
Had someone trip coming in and blacked out instantly.
>>8364282
I am in fact an al/ck/y. I don't get discounts but my boss gives me free bottles almost weekly.

>>8364289
>I am in fact an al/ck/y

Are you all al/ck/ys, did the job turn you into one?

>>8364289
Worst day ever?

>>8364031
Do you judge people based on what their buying?

Sometimes I'm just getting a six-pack that I can only find here. Sometimes it's a top shelf fifth that'll last a few weeks, sometimes a bottom shelf pint that might not see morning, or I'm buying a variety of fifths for a party.

What's the insight you've gained based on what people buy?

>>8364305
they're*
I've been drinking.

>>8364171

how much for the thunderbird? we dont carry that shit up here in minnesota.

>>8364289
has there ever been kind of a hot hooker that made you pause before you said no

>>8364031
What state are you in? What's the priciest bottle you have in stock?

>>8364073

>doesn't sell pipes
>sells fedoras

get a load of this memer

>>8364031
Do you sell yeti tumblers?

Do you closely watch all non-white, non-Asian customers?

>>8364300
I was a drunk pre-employement. Its how I got the job desu.
>>8364301
Everyday. But a fistfight with a gay black tranny is

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU NEED TO SEE MY ID?!!!

I'M 50 YEARS OLD THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

>>8364344
Up there. Had to get a blood test after splitting my knuckles on his teeth. >>8364317
California. I have some vintage Dom P, and other limited select liqour thats 300+.
>>8364314
Yes. There's a white 20 something who I would love to mount. She's still fresh.
>>8364305
I don't get paid enough to give a fuck. Buy the booze and boner pills and leave.

>>8364323
No.
>>8364327
Yes.
>>8364312
6.85 for a 750ml

If you say your clientele is mostly human trash, why not keep good (see: expensive) shit like The Glenlivet 15 in a case or behind the counter? I can see it's right by the counter, but does that really stop degenerates from attempting to steal?

you smoke weed? I feel like I couldn't do one of those jobs unless i was high for it

>>8364350
>boner pills and leave
People really buy these outside of sex stores and online? I bought one at a sex store once, it didn't make anything feel different.

What does your most severe alcoholic customer buy and how often?

>>8364362
We've been around for a while and the human garbage that is my customer base has a sense of respect. We have the more expensive bottles behind the register. People try us, but it normally doesn't end well for them.

>>8364373
A lot. If it weren't for podcasts, public television, and copious amounts of pot I'd probably die.

>>8364486
A lot of people do. Mostly Mexicans to be honest. And I sell more condoms to females than males.

>>8364491
Too many to count. I once saw an old Mexican man pound a pint of vodka then procede to ride his bike and get hit my a copcar. He was a big guy.

>>8364362
Can't speak for everywhere, but I'm a prosecutor in Canada and the only liquor store thefts I see are always for fairly cheap booze.

People mostly steal what they are used to drinking - not some expensive shit that they have never had before.

I laughed heartily at one file I read where a guy picked up 6x 2L bottles of vodka cooler and unashamedly ran out the store.

>>8364602
This. The only people who steal or attempt to steal our choice shit are melanin enriched females.

>>8364601
>he was a big guy

For you.

So i'm a 19 year old babyface, assuming i don't have a fake ID, how do i not get carded?

>>8364697
You don't. Check your laws, a lot of places are enacting laws that require ID no matter your age.

>watched a 60 year-old guy from Switzerland get denied because the clerk was too stupid to figure out the birthday on the guy's passport and wouldn't take the guy's word on it

>>8364697
>So i'm a 19 year old babyface, assuming i don't have a fake ID, how do i not get carded?

That's exactly the point anon.
They're carding everyone.
Worst of it isn't that we're obviously 18+, but that the faggot ass procedure makes us take our ID out so they cam swipe it.

>>8364704
>>8364726
Well it looks like i'm screwed then. Oh well, i know at least one bar that doesn't card, and i can wait two more years.

>>8364031

If I come in twice a week to buy a $13 handle of vodka, do you judge me?

>>8364031
What's the most expensive liquor you stock?

What's the most expensive liquor you stock that actually leaves the shelf? What kind of person buys it?

>>8364065
>>8364038
Holy shit

My boss has made a living selling pretty much useless gift merchandise to schools so that their students have something to give their parents for Christmas. Glass tube roses are the only thing that has sold consistently over the last 25+ years.

>>8364601
>And I sell more condoms to females than males.

thats surprisingly obvious

How much does a 26 of stoli cost at your store?

Have you ever been at work and two really attractive women walk in with those black leggings that are almost like a cross between spandex and leather, and they are both fine as fuck as mentioned, and they just buy alcohol?

>>8364031
What's the biggest alcoholic you have and how much do they drink? Just trying to justify my own alcoholism

Do you ever masturbate at work? Be honest

> all these repeat questions
I honestly expected more from /ck/.
>>8364031
What liquor do you actually enjoy?

30% is the limit for me before it just becomes rubbing alcohol that I plug to forget about life.

I even bought VSOP Cognac, expecting it to be different. Nope. May as well have bought bottom-shelf vodka.

>>8364124
How much for your dissorano family?

>>8365593
>plug

In drug addict culture "to plug" means to shove it up your ass. Are you actually putting alcohol up your bum?

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>>8364697
I let white kids get by without ID. Blacks have to have it no matter what. #maga

>>8364750
Casual.
>>8364756
Patron, Ciroc, and Henny. Blacks with more dollars than sense
>>8364828
36 bucks.
.

Any chance of a photo of your scotch selection with prices?

I am British, would be really interested to see what you have available and how much it costs.

>>8364124
>No open containers in the store

Is it really necessary to have that sign up?

>>8366427
yes, because of legal issues. you need different kinds of licenses if you only want to sell alcohol vs. if you want to be able to actually serve alcohol to people. they need to have the sign up so they're not liable if some idiot decides to open the container and drink some inside the store. that could cost them their license otherwise

Always been curious. What's the most expensive single sale you've ever had in your store? I've helped out at friend's shops and they had a few super expensive Cognacs and Brandies behind the counter. It was always crazy around the holidays when folks would drop 5k+ on booze in a single purchase.

what do you do when you know an underage kid just gave you someone elses id/ fake id?

when i was 18 i gave a store a someone elses id once so i was able to buy my friends booze or the next 3 years and im wondering how common that is

>>8364031
Are you iranian?I bought a pack of dunhills from a iranian owned liquor store and right as I walked out of the store I noticed the pack was open and had 4 cigs missing(i was counting my change, distracted). I went back in and said what the fuck and I never got my money back.

I'd like some wild turkey please.

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>>8366401
We have a small selection of scotch. But we have some premium choices.
>>8366461
I've had Cartel Mexicans come in and spend upwards of 2,000 on Modelo and Don Julio.
>>8366500
I honestly don't care... Unless you're black.

>>8366612
do the boner pills work? Like, will they make you harder? I haven't been able to get it up for the girl while drinking even smaller amounts. Could be my diet too, but do the pills work?

>>8364031
Have you ever exchanged sexual favours for alcohol? Worked at the state controlled liquor store in Sweden a couple of summers and my littlebrothers girlfriends would order some from me and supply me with extra sloppy blowjobs. Good times

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>>8365606
20.86 breh.
>>8366548
Syrian owned. I'm Italian.
>>8366619
They help you piss and do give you an erection. Massive headache after.

>>8364031
dear lord, what fuking shit point of sale program is that?

What type of behavior do you see when people try to hide their alcoholism?

>>8364612

20 dollars say it is to showboat at some party about how they have a sugar daddy who "bought" them an 100 dollar whiskey as a gift rather than trying to resell it.

Most booze thieves are in need of their usual fix and thinks it is easier to get away with goods that barely registers on store insurance

>>8366817
>Syrian owned

Must be a Christfag then?

>>8367255
Correct

>>8364124
you bay area anon? i see the earl stevens wine.

is it ever worth buying more than the cheapest version of any given type of liquor? i usually go for whatever the cheapest rum is

also whats the best cheap rum

>>8364031
For me, it is the Heineken

I see that you'll card niggers, but what about chinks, sand niggers, and beaners?

>>8366612
>I honestly don't care... Unless you're black.
How would you know that a nigger has a fake id when they all look the same?

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>>8367225
These registers are old enough to buy Liqour. They're not idiot proof like modern POS systems, which is nice because manual-shortcuts are amazing. >>8367241
Nobody hides it. I'm a decent guy so people have there 3 minute therapy sessions with me.
>>8367614
If you have a Trader Joe's get pic related. If not, Costco Kirkland brand is amazing.

As far as price/quality it all depends. Drink a shot of gutrot vodka, and then compare it to a shot of Belvedere or goose. Then procede to contemplate suicide for buying expensive liquor realizing your time spent working is only spent by the time drinking to forget it. >>8367667
Asian females are good to go. Males, no. Had one a year ago tell me, "come on man I'm in college" in which I replied "sorry man I work a shirt minimum wage job". Jawas are on a case by case basis, some of them are pretty cool. Mexicans don't bother me. They're not citizens so why should I make them follow the law.

Sidenote; drinking Jim Beam Devil's Cut and watching Aaron be a stereotype on Chopped. This bourbon is p. nice.

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>>8367963
*pic related.

>>8367969
That stuff is the closest I've come to reproducing whatever crazy house recipe for the 11/10 rum I had at Hercules in St. Martin/Maarten. Shit was truly legit islander rum.

>>8368101
It's pretty amazing. Thanks for making my self hating self alcohol knowledge boner go up. You should really try Kirkland rum, it's very similar and goes for about 14 a half gizzle out these parts. The vanilla notes are amazing.

>>8367963
What would you recommend to a novice who's looking for tasty al/ck/erhol? I haven't had much experience with it. I've had:
>Corona (shit)
>PBR (sorta shit, but ok shit, if that makes any sense)
>some fruity Seagrams (pretty tasty)
>nameless rum (tasty)
>nameless vodka and juice (tasty)

>>8365593
>I honestly expected more from /ck/

Dumbass.

>>8367963
You ever kill a hooker and store her in the walk in freezer until your shift ends?

what's it like working for an arab?

does the owner drink?

do your blacks buy everything in individual packs and come in 6 times a day to buy the same thing? that's what they do at gas stations here. don't want their friends mooching off em

sell anything other than booze? like tobacco products?

most amount of stuff stolen by someone?

does the owner watch the security cameras 24/7?

owner owns multiple liquor stores?

I used to work at a store that sold alchohol, when are you supposed to card someone? I always did it when they said how they were paying, because if they're paying with credit card I need to see their ID anyways. It always felt kinda late, when do you do it?

Also, has working retail made you racist? A couple months of that and my friends started hating indians and blacks. You talk a lot about mexicans but I can't tell if your joking.

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>>8368900
Our walk-in only goes down to 32 degrees. Not cold enough for dead body disposal.

>>8364354
Koreans can be mean drunks, I'd watch those guys if I were you and since you probably can't tell the difference it would do you well to watch all Asians.

Source: my father owned a liquor store in NY

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>>8368930
Fucking rad. He's an amazing boss. And his track suits are on point. I've worked for a Pakistani before and they fucking suck. He drinks the good shit. Johnnie Walker and Remmy. Blacks do that shit all day, a single fucking beer on the hour. That and mini-shots of E&J. We got everything breh.

>>8370079
How are there poor Asians. I see them, but how. How do they get there.

>>8369197
>when are you supposed to card someone?
When they walk up to the counter with their fucking purchase, you dimwit. You clearly had to get licensed to sell.

I fucking hate that idiots don't have their form of payment and ID out when purchasing. Or when buying anything really. You go into a business knowing you have to pay, et your shit ready, fuckwits. Oh, you've been sitting in the drive thru for 3 minutes and your order is finished but we have to waste time because you're n idiot that has to dig through your fucking purse or reach into your ass to get your wallet??? FUCK YOU/\.

>>8364031
Do people every buy the really expensive shit or is it all hobo vodka

>>8364065
my local taco truck shares a parking lot with a liquor store so there is a flood of mexicans in all the time

>>8370116
Woah, take it easy man
I don't even drink so I wouldn't know when to ask for the card. I agree the complaints about the wait for idiots though. When I'm buying something I've already got everything sorted out by the time I'm second in line.

>>8370087
Bad choices. Mostly from liquor and gambling and being stupid. Really not that much different than people in the West.

>>8364744
do you have any oldfag friends who can buy for you

>>8370152
Just ask when they walk up if you don't notice it out already.

I always have what I need out and ready in my hand. Most employees don't notice that I already am holding it out when they ring up the items. Thank you for being an aware person and not some oaf idiot who holds dhit up for no reason. I'm bringing up my son to be aware of situations and other people, and how to make their jobs less hard
>putting items back on the shelf where they go
That one blew up on me when I got him eggnog. I found a different one for a little cheaper in a different part of the store and traded it. He scolded me and said to put it back where it goes,"Remember, we're not those kinds of people."
>having payment and or ID ready for purchases
He can definitely relate since I don't use a purse and only take into the business money/cards needed
>know what you want before ordering, no uh um uuuhhhhhhh can i uhhhhhhhh
>inform employees of something wrong, dirty or if there's a huge mess of items on the floor that need to be put in their respective aisles
We need less assholes, I swear.

>>8370186
People putting shit back where it goes has had me kick a few customers out. The blacks normally outright refuse after three attempts at putting it in the wrong place. Possibly the best thing about not working for corporate is the ability to tell customers fuck your shit get out. Another black thing is buying the same thing every day and still asking me how much it is. 1.20 beer? I get the "Issa dolla rite?" Every Fucking day. The price did not change in a matter of 18 hours.

>>8370987
>People putting shit back where it goes has had me kick a few customers out.
Wut, really? I guess if you work in a small store where there's not much to do, sure, but I'm speaking more in terms of the huge grocery stores (granted, this thread is about alcohol shops).

I can actually understand being a racist /pol/tard if this is the kind of people you work with every single day on end

I pity you and your shitty job

Bump, this thread rocks.

>>8365005
No answer, huh? I'll take that as a yes

Do delivery trucks have gps in the cases, around the cases or anywhere in the storage area of the truck?

>>8370987
>"Issa dolla rite?" Every Fucking day. The price did not change in a matter of 18 hours.

I used to work night shift at a gas station and this shit annoyed me to no end. It's as if they thought I arbitrarily decided the prices or something. Most of the black folks that came through were decent, but the ones that weren't were fucking terrible.

>>8364270
Yesterday I had one that wanted to sleep at my house. She said she would do anything I wanted and bring me expensive things. Sad too, she can't be older than 24. In b4 >not taking her as a sex slave.
>>8365005
I don't have the time desu. I'm the only one on my shift.
>>8370148
Depending on the day and time. When the blacks get their welfare money they go pretty hard.
>>8371191
It's not small, but it's not large either. I don't have time for their ignorance. Don't fucking grab a beer out of the fridge and leave it by the chips. That's how you get kicked out of my store.
>>8372529
I'm not fat enough to be pol. But thanks for showing sympathy for my poor life choices.
>>8375710
It's raining today and we all know blacks are like gremlins. It's nice and quiet.

>>8377000
>Don't fucking grab a beer out of the fridge and leave it by the chips.
Maybe I read it wrong, but your post said that people putting shit back where it goes gets them kicked out by you. I'm so confused.

A black person comes into you liquor store, holds you at gunpoint, and steals every bottle of vermouth you have.
Remembering that he's a good boy, was just about to get his life back on track, goes to church every Sunday, and did not do nothing wrong, would you report him?

how often do people show up already drunk?

>>8364031
Does your state not have a machine you just stick IDs into to find out if the customer is of age/using a fake ID?

The liquor stores in my area ask for ID and stick it into a machine. Barely even look at the photos.

>>8377301
Your comprehension reading bad it is.
>>8377498
All day. The ones who think they're sober are the worst.
>>8377559
We do. But California isn't flyover so we have quite advanced ID's. Pretty easy to tell with a glance.

>>8377488
Don't be naive. They don't hold you at gunpoint like in an old tv western or crime drama. They come in firing to take the clerk and any customer out immediately.

t. Shot in face during armed robbery where no word was ever spoken.

>>8364171
>>8364177
Cisco is bottled by the nation's second largest wine company, Canandaigua Wine Co., in Canandaigua, NY and Naples, NY - the same company as Wild Irish Rose.

Known as "liquid crack," for its reputation for wreaking more mental havoc than the cheapest tequila. Something in this syrupy hooch seems to have a synapse-blasting effect not unlike low-grade cocaine. The label insists that the ingredients are merely "citrus wine & grape wine with artificial flavor & artificial color," but anyone who has tried it knows better. Tales of Cisco-induced semi-psychotic fits are common. Often, people on a Cisco binge end up curled into a fetal ball, shuddering and muttering paranoid rants. Nudity and violence may well be involved too. Everyone who drinks this feels great at first, and claims, "It's not bad at all, I like it." But, you really do not want to mess around with this one, because they all sing a different tune a few minutes later. And by tune, I mean the psychotic ramblings of a raging naked bum.


http://www.bumwine.com/cisco.html

>>8379040
Are you retarded, you literally wrote
>People putting shit back where it goes has had me kick a few customers out.

Which DOES NOT make sense.

>>8370987

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>>8364602
>I'm a prosecuto

>>8364031
can you educate a yuropoor about sizes of liquor bottles in the US? in the UK we generally have 35 centi-liters(half bottle), 70cl(full bottle) and 1 litre

do you sell any UK products?

>>8379040
>But California isn't flyover so we have quite advanced ID's
>>advanced ID's
K lmao. Massachusetts isn't flyother either, but alright.

>>8379182
Not OP but
>nip = 5cl
>half pint = 20cl
>1 pint = 37.5cl
>fifth = 75cl
>liter = 1 liter
>half gallon = 175cl

>>8379264
>>half gallon = 175cl
meant to say 1.75L not 175cl kek

>>8379081
That's pretty fucking metal dude, can we see the scar?

>>8379264
>>8379267
cheers

isn't 175cl and 1.75L the same thing though?

>>8379274
Yes. I just imagine people don't sy 175cl.

Forgot to mention that it's called a fifth because it's 1/5 a US gallon. Pints are also called Mickeys in Canada

>>8379290
>Yes. I just imagine people don't sy 175cl.
interesting point, I personally would say 175cl, because all other measures of drink bottles are in cl, but I would say 1L, not 100cl

have you seen drinks measures in australia? they mean different things in each state

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>>8379264
>>half pint = 20cl
>>1 pint = 37.5cl
hmmmm

something does not compute

How many people are you on a first name basis with?

what's the most expensive thing in the store?

>>8379271
It's under my eye, but I'm not putting a pic of my face on 4chan.

>>8379365
twice 20cl is 40 cl

>>8379373
He asked me to conver US units to metric. The US units don't follow a logical sequnce for whatever reason

6.8 = 20cl
12.6 oz = 37.5cl

Just old fashioned. Iunno

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>>8379250
Thanks for the you.
>>8379341
Less than 10. I give the crackheads nicknames though.

>>8379149
For me, it is Cisco. The official wine of domestic violence.

>>8379477
when I was first going out drinking, we'd stop at a paki shop on the way to town, by some mad dog 20 20, or clandew(fucking disgusting mix of whisky and wine, urr, I feel like vomiting just remembering it) before heading to the closed market stalls, drinkng our shitty drinks then going to a pub

>>8379040
>>8379040
No matter how many times I read it... I dunno, fuck what ever. We're on the same page.

>>8379415
whats your best selling snack

>>8379877
Honeybuns. 50 cent Lil's Debbie snacks.

>>8366349
Jez you must work in a shitty liquor store
36$ for high end?

>>8377488

I would report him and report you for being a meme loving nigger hating subhuman cuckold