What is the best way to make Guac?

open the packet and put it in a bowl

>>8362725
Jeb! can give you a good recipe:

http://www.npr.org/2015/12/31/461518357/finally-revealed-jeb-bushs-secret-guacamole-recipe

The Chipotle™ way is pretty good desu

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2 large, RIPE memevocados
1/4th cup orange juice
1/4th cup lime juice
1/4th cup diced red onion
1/4th cup roasted and skinned red pepper
salt and black pepper to taste
tomatoes optional

>>8362804
>tomatoes optional
Fuck you

>>8362725
2 large, RIPE tomatoes optional
1/4th cup orange juice optional
1/4th cup lime juice optional
1/4th cup diced red onion optional
1/4th cup roasted and skinned red pepper optional
salt and black pepper to taste optional
tomatoes

>>8362832

you're not suppose to put tomatoes in guac you fucking dicksucker

>>8362725
Buy pico from grocery, buy avocado, mince up garlic, mix.
>inb4 "durrr dice up your own pico"
Fuck you.

>>8362804
>memevocados
Faggot.

put on some nitrile gloves

smash the fucking avocados

salt pepper

scoop of salsa

limon

fat nigger

>>8362725
Large avocado
2 big spoons of diet mayo (it has 1/3 of the calories of a spoon of oil)
A spoon of canola oil
Enough salt to make your tounge tingle

Don't measure, besides the avocados, just taste as you add ingredients

>2 avocados
>Ripe diced tomatoes
>Lime juice or lime
> Salt
> Pepper
>lemon juice

Best served with lime tortilla chips. Simple but delicious

>>8363073
This, but add a finely diced (whole) chive

Reminder that guac is shit, and that salsa or even cheese dip are infinitely superior options.

>>8363103
Oh you Americans and your "cheese"

>>8363116
Eat a muslims cock, nigger.

>>8363116
>implying guac wasn't invented in the Americas

What even.

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>>8362858

>>8362892

hey nice recipe you posted shitgobbler.

solid contribution.