>breakfast my gf made this morning

>nitrates

That's cute.

What kind of cheese is that at the bottom?

>>8359424
Lotta effort there, faggot.

>>8360604
This.
You dont have a gf, and if you had breakfast at all, it was the open bag of Doritos from last night.

the fuck is all that white shit.

>>8359424
>crap platter
Is she ethiopian? Are those supposed to be meat and tomato flowers?

>>8359426
>nitrates

indeed

>>8360620
When did /ck/ become so /r9k/? Was it during the tendies revolution, or the night of the wife's son?

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>>8360665

during the tendies massacre

>>8359424
I'm super jelly op, your girlfriend usually kicks me out in the morning without even a cup of coffee

Marry her.

However, just to be on the safe side let the dog taste it first in case she's trying to poison you.

>>8359424
Total lieb von ihr. Sind auch leckere Sachen da. Alles cool, ist sie heiß?

>>8359424
>Made