Webm thread? No meme youtube cooks.

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>>8357308

>>8357303
>dat jew snout

>>8357308
>>8357311

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

>>8357308
I shit you not, this bitch reminds me of the SOUS chef ( she got the title because her dad owns the place) I worked with on my last job.

She has no fucking clue how to open a coconut, so she uses her 1,200 japanese knife to stab at it.

Holy shit, the Chef-de-cuisine usually shows up drunk and pissed off.

I no longer work for that shit hole.

>>8357308

I've watched this webm maybe a dozen times and it still causes me to cringe so fuckin' hard.

GET YOUR FINGERS OUT FROM UNDER THERE AGHHGHGHGHG

>>8357255
We don't have those specimens in our country so I can't tell if that's comedy or real life.

>>8357303
Jesus is there anything in this world that he wouldn't manage to fuck up?

>>8357303
It's getting obvious that guy's a professional troll. Can we stop posting his shitty content?

>>8357311
poor henkels

>>8357881
The fuck is this?

>>8357163
S
U
R
L
E
Y

>>8357897
/ck/ kino

>>8357308
This is fake right? How did neither of them lose fingers during that?

>>8357163
I don't get it.. how does he get out?

>>8357924
>implying that wouldn't be fucking delicious

>>8357922
He's not allowed to leave, and he has to eat all the eggs.

>>8357922
He doesn't.

>>8357922

Through the back you fucking moron.

>>8357308
Watch this webm listening to that Lime in the coconut song

>>8358203

Looks like meats back on the menu boys.

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>>8357255
>Mfw Italy discovered the ultimate weapon against Islam

>>8357894

This is why I hate youtube food reviewers. They pick apart the food before trying it.

Can someone please post the Ja/ck/ anime betrayal picture? It shreds my sides every time.

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>>8358191

>>8358242
If it was a pile of shit and still tasted like a great pizza, I fail to see the point of having to pick it apart.

It's not like a PC where the case looks good but someone wants a speclist to see what's on the inside, it's a fucking pizza.

>>8358197
>hmmm if only I had a pair of tongs

>>8358284
Yeah that's my life every since I lost my job. Sucks that I need the sauce to survive. I'm just a mess. Anyone else all/ck/y here?

>>8358298

That actually looks like a fantastic drunk/stoner meal.

>>8358297
No, you just need something to fill the time gap instead of sitting on your ass wasting money on booze.

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where's the goddamn grilled cheese cocktail webm

>>8358298
>>8358302
needs salsa though

for moisture and flavour

>>8358336

Maybe for dipping, otherwise they'd just get soggy.

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>>8357255

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>>8358203
>MFW all those tusk niggers gon' get killed

Why doesn't the cage just drop straight, though? Is the angled/rotating drop to prevent damage to the rig?

>>8358437

I would guess so, easier on all parts of it to have it slide at an angle on the rails instead of vertical. Easier to reset that way too.

>>8358439
Shit, didn't think of the ease of re-setting it.

>>8358284
Gold ol drunken aunt sandra. used to jerk it to her so much.

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>>8358454

She's not even attractive.

>>8358187

kek

>>8358522
you obviously don't know the struggles of not having internet

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>>8357923

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>>8358203
>that one that gets smashed on the left

>>8358760

Don't feel bad for it. They are destructive awful creatures. There's a reason there is no season for them and no limits on how many you can hunt and kill.

>>8357924
fucking doritos, cheese, and ramen

what the fuck

>>8357308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQU6o4ooL5E

>>8358762
>There's a reason there is no season for them and no limits

Sounds fun...

>>8358809
>when he starts biting the coconut apart
lost

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>>8358808
I wait the day when /ck/ has a sticky for this absolute blight on existence dying

>>8358829
On the contrary, he brings great joy to my /ck/ experience. And when he dies, he there will be more jack posting than ever, so be careful what you wish for

>>8358829
We can hope for the fatass to have another stroke. Jack Jr. can even take over the channel.

>>8358844
>dubs of death
it's a sign

>>8358870
So he's going to die in 5 years, right?

>>8358881
hopefully sooner along with all the shitposters

>>8357163
If I was to go to some foreign country and just binge on street vendors what is the chance that I would horribly sick? Have the people that live there developed a natural resistance to any illnesses? They are obviously really fucking good at doing whatever they do but the hygiene is what worries me

>>8358269
don't worry he never heats the pan up enough anyway

>>8357922
basically he has to sell all the eggs before he's allowed to leave

>>8358888
You'll get sick anywhere new regardless, if it's not the food it's the water, the air, the new things you touch . Stop with your complaining . If you get sick get sick, make it worthwhile

>>8359149
That's why you only eat street food that is cooked right in front of you and drink bottled water or some shit when you are in a third world country,

>>8359149
>gets sick
>ruins trip because violently sick for over a week

>>8358888

Been in Taiwan for 6 months eating at night markets, convenience stores and roadside seafood stands on busy expressways. No illness yet. It just depends on how strong of a stomach you have.

>>8358446
See, that's why I come to /ck/; the hog trap rigging expertise.

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>>8358323
Here you go

>>8357163
>>8358888

I'm Indian and when we visit, not even my parents / relatives let me eat street food. It's chock full of bacteria that needs a titanium stomach to keep down.

That's only possible through a lifetime being exposed to the fecal matter on the street.

>>8359206
STOP

>>8357303

aaaaand it's a fucking jack thread

/ck/ webm threads are ALL THE FUCKING SAME

FUCK OFF

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>>8359206

>>8358203
>oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink!!

>>8358812
It's fun for a while. When you've spent 500 dollars worth of bullets killing fifty pigs and you still haven't made a dent in the local population and you'll never be able to eat all that and you've had it so much you hate it now, it's not as fun anymore.

I love bacon.

But I also love honey, and I would rather not be drowned in it.

>>8357288
I want my pizza with double cheese in one side and the other side should have tomato and every meat but ham should be added after its done

>>8357486
Just like Charlie Zelenoff, people want to believe.

>>8358899
thats because he burnt himself before because he does stupid shit

>>8357308
>>8357311
how does this happen? like, even kids know about can openers from cartoons and movies.

>>8359259
>aaaaand it's a fucking jack thread
>4 replies
>One of which is yours
>Most people are commenting on the non-Jack posts

Calm your tits anon.

>>8357881
>faggot
>normies
>random naked chick
>floor covered in > signs
is that how the internet look like in real life

>>8359282
>you'll never be able to eat all that

Can you not sell it? Wild boar is pretty popular.

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>>8359283
>I want my pizza with...

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>>8358741
she cuts like a poor person

>>8358809
Dude is a man among men. I love his channel

>>8357255
>>8357442
I've seen them eat like this in JOrdan and Lebanon, though they weren't eating spaghettig

>>8359311
Parents spoiling their kids and not teaching them basic survival skills. Welcome to the future.

>>8359390
What animu is this? It looks cute and like fun.

>>8359473
Nichijou

It is both of those things

>>8359478
Thank you.

>>8357938
kek

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>>8357163
What is it about this webm that's so magical?
I never get tired of it.
Is it his confused look?
Is it his neato egg fort?
I don't know. I just love it.

>>8358269
I did that with salmon once. Didn't even wear a shirt at the time. 0/10 would not recommend.

>>8359504
For me it's knowing that a sweaty old man who has not washed his hands all day probably makes a better egg sandwich than I have ever had. The confused look also makes it amusing.

>>8358522
>all that garlic

disgusting

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>>8357924
>the video doesn't end when you want it to

>>8357924
Fuck I'm salivating.

>>8359555
nice trips but i got it the first time

>>8357876
what am i looking at here

>>8359571
Looked like a duck cake at first...

>>8359571

That deserves the Michelin Pear of Anguish.

>>8359573
ass cancer

>>8359577
Is that how poor people make jerky?

>>8357308
i think they look really beautiful :3

>>8359584
Why is he shaving vegetables unto a towel and throwing them into piles?

>>8357881
this really makes me go hmm...

>>8359597
>eat animals alive
>murder people for organs
>no sense of compassion
3rd nuke cant come soon enough

>>8359597
now i finally understand why i'm afraid of mollusks.

>>8359599
He's selling the shaverthingy. It's a demonstration.

>>8358760
You jerk...I can't unsee it! ;_;

>>8358762
Is right.

>>8359584
Where do i get

>>8357876
>yo what u want senpai
>just pour everything you got together
>say no more

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>>8359667

>>8359682
i didn't know jack has family in mexico

>>8357876
>>8359682
I've seen some awful cuisine from almost everywhere, but this shit seems commonplace with Mexicans. What the fuck is going on?

>>8359699
they are poor as fuck and love salty shit

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>>8359699

>>8359699
>I've seen some awful cuisine from almost everywhere, but this shit seems commonplace with Mexicans. What the fuck is going on?

Mexicans cook like they lead their life and overall country.....

>>8359704
Go ask some poor as fuck trailer trash with shitty palates if they would pour juice over chips. I bet you would be asking around for a while before you got a yes.

>>8357881
kill yourself

>>8359705
what are the cubes

>>8359705
its just a salad with corn chips instead of cruotons i see nothing wrong with it

>>8359717
pineapple

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>>8359206

>>8359282
>$500 worth of ammo to kill 50 pigs

You're either the worst shot in the world or you're shooting pigs with some African double rifle.

>>8357293
what a fucking mess.

>>8359620
>3rd nuke
the video isn't from japan. those are koreans

>>8357163
They have to be goose eggs, right? They are soo huge. One fills that entire pan, and it's at least a twelve inch pan. Story on this? His autistic genius is magnificent.

>>8359213
>>8358888
But this guy's stuff is thoroughly cooked, and he serves it without touching it - straight to the plate from the pan. Even the bread is toasted on both sides due to that super-dank flip move.

>>8359504
It's like the hypnotic elegance of some obscure animal perfectly adapted to its weird niche habitat. Like deep ocean fish with lights sticking out of their heads.

>>8358741
why is she dicing an onion with a fucking butter knife. explains why she's holding her hand like that, no risk of getting cut

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>>8358187
nice

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I CAN HEAR THOSE EMAILS COMIN'

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>>8360183

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>>8360190

Bet that fucker was licking mayo off his goatee all day

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>>8360192

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>>8360196

>>8360178
I have an erection.

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>>8360201

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>>8360217

>>8359577

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rqs5siPalo&t=9s

Are those the legendary Dollar Store Steaks?

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>>8360221

>>8359185
If you said China you would have a point of sorts, but food you buy in Taiwan is just safe by default.

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>>8360232

I doubt it, those dollar store steaks are like 20% water solution so it's usually a congealed mess with some meat scraps like the vid you posted. Kay's steak slices are too well formed to be that

>>8360235

How did he even get that much liquid in it in the first place.

Jesus christ it looks like a magic trick.

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>>8360245

>>8359682

It's literally the same exact fucking ingredients in the bowl webms. Does Mexico only have 8 fucking foods?

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>>8360252

Does anyone have the Ja/ck/ webm where he pours like 2 gallons of chocolate icing onto a cake. I need that for my collection

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>>8360260

I'll have a look

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>>8359747

Oh my fuck. I want to eat that.

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>>8360262
Thanks friendo.

Here's a rare jack for your efforts

>>8360167
What's wrong with this? You faggots would say that's perfect if it was a steak.

Reminder to not respond to the Jack poster.

>>8360178
fucking died

>>8359754
There is a reason that wild pigs in america is always open season.

Have you seen how big those fuckers get in the wild and how fucking much they breed? Pigs in general require precision to kill since they can survive gunshots that would kill other animals but the giant feral pigs literally require shit like landmines to fucking hurt.

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>>8360271
You do realize there is an army of us right?

Also, watch this one. You can't tell me you aren't intrigued and fascinated by this.

>>8360278

This is true. The first time I went hunting for them I shot one like you would a deer and the asshole just started running towards us.

>>8359754
>>$500 worth of ammo to kill 50 pigs

Yes. This isn't call of duty. Those fuckers ran fast and random and takes 5+ shots from a damn 7.62 on target. Doesn't take into account the 10-15 shots that missed. So that's 20 shots per pig.

This comes out to 1000 rounds. With the price increase of ammo lately, thats roughly 350-400 bucks....and prices vary vastly by state

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>>8360278
Do you actually believe this? Feral hogs are tough no doubt, but if it is costing you $10 worth of ammo to put down a single hog, you can't shoot worth a fuck. Know the anatomy of the animal you're hunting. I know tons of people, myself included, who have taken 300 lbs plus hogs with .30-30 or 7.62x39. They're not some magical demon creature as you've been led to believe. I know some ranchers that shoot them with .22s and kill them.

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>>8360264

Sadly I have but one Jack dessert

>>8360306
Fucking LARPer

>>8360299

Hoping with Trump and Republicans back in power we'll see ammo prices go back down.

>>8360335
I doubt it, the gun industry is controlled by Jews and the prices have already been raised and people have gotten used to them.

(((They do this everytime))). There is a reason they get kicked out of everywhere they go for thousands of years....constant forms of "usury"

>>8360345

Well at the very least universal CNC and silencers being taken off the ATF controlled list are almost guaranteed so some good will come of it.

>>8360355
>Well at the very least universal CNC and silencers being taken off the ATF controlled list are almost guaranteed so some good will come of it.

Holy shit, you for real? You got a source on that by chance?

>>8360369

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/11/14/deregulation-suppressors-reality-president-trump/

http://www.guns.com/2016/11/16/could-trump-bring-universal-concealed-carry-reciprocity-to-all-50-states/

Good times.

>>8360375

I didn't know my dick could get this hard

>>8360264
Was that guy ever confirmed a Jack cu/ck/?

>>8359206

I would unironically eat/drink this.

>>8360393
I'm assuming his wife thought he liked him in the same way my wife thinks I like him.....She'll often see me watching his videos and laughing.

My brother is staying with me and we both cook a ton and were talking about Ja/ck/ last night and she chimed in asking if we were talking about that "youtube cooking guy we like"

>>8360407
Maybe you should make the Party Cheese Salad with her.
Then she would truly understand.

>>8357881
Is this Italian/Euro TV? If so I'm jealous. The US is such a bland, backward shithole of prudes

>>8360269

Steak is one solid piece, meaning only the outside really needs to be cooked to make it safe to eat. Ground beef has bacteria exposed to every surface, meaning it should be cooked all the way through unless you're getting good shit that's suitable for tartare. Also he wears that fucking ring when working with raw meat all the time.

>why yes i have to use land mines to hunt pigs
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ef2_1375935857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRk6zDqc0vY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s3kG5FI1Go
basically all that guys uploads on youtube

>>8359571
That'll be $2500!

>>8360259
The fuck? What is he doing? What episode is this?

>>8360506
Never seen this ridiculous show before, but it looks like he's making sous vide hollandaise

>>8359584
Intriguing.

>>8360506
>>8360511
someone have that pic of an anon tweeting to gordon ramsey the episode where jack boils eggs in ziploc bags to make omelettes and ramsay says who the fuck would do that he's lost the plot or somethings imilar

>>8360155
>>8360167
J U I C Y
U
I
C
Y C I U J

>>8357288
technological revolution was a mistake

>>8360562
My favorite thing about jack is that he can't eat a single fucking thing without spilling it all over his beard and clothes and dropping some on the floor

>>8358284
mah waifu.

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>>8360170

>>8359599
its a meme you dip.

>>8359605
yes, please!

>>8359571
Come now, you rich, weep and howl for the miseries that are coming upon you. Your riches have rotted and your garments are moth-eaten. Your gold and silver have corroded, and their corrosion will be evidence against you and will eat your flesh like fire.

>>8359577
jesus
are those the steaks you see people selling on the side of the road?

>>8359206
What the fuck is wrong with that cheese?

>>8359507
I also did that. I was drunk as fuck and discovered a swordfish steak in the fridge. I dropped it from like a foot up into the pan. I still have a pink scars all over my stomach in the form of a splatter. Lucky my forest of body hair makes them unnoticeable unless you're really looking for them.

>>8359716
cheese i think

>>8360426
>Steak is one solid piece, meaning only the outside really needs to be cooked to make it safe to eat. Ground beef has bacteria exposed to every surface, meaning it should be cooked all the way through unless you're getting good shit that's suitable for tartare
I never thought about that.
Thanks for teaching me something new.

>>8360306
You can kill a man with a .22. Why don't police departments and government agencies use it? Because it's not reliable. Shot placement is everything, but it's also not reliable.
You can reliably put down feral hogs with big moose/bear cartridges, which are more expensive, but are much more effective.

>>8360235
im losing my shit over that filename

my god, when i come to these threads i wanna see cool shit like

>>8357255
>>8358187
>>8358203

not mexicans eating chips or mexican-looking americans who cant cook playing in the kitchen.

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>>8360271

>>8358217
audibly keked

>>8358522
>all that garlic

all those T gainz

would eat 2

>>8358402
Jesus, those wings are fucking huge.

>>8359185
Taiwan is an entire universe away from places like India >>8359213
There's simply no comparison. A better question to pursue is: is this country shitty and poor, or not?

>>8358203
This always impressed me. There are no wild hogs where I live and the reaction time they have when the cage starts to drop is amazing.

>>8357255
Is this real? lol I never wondered how they ate before, this is hilarious.

Fucking slaves to an ideology that doesn't even benefit them.

>>8359571
>on a food and cooking forum
>can't appreciate the creativity behind this dish

Fuck off.

>>8360630
>muh eat the rich

Get off your soapbox.

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>>8359577
>when it cuts to the cooked ones
That looks like some shit from Alien.

>>8360864
GMO chickens have hella meat man.

>>8359555
>icing full of air bubbles

0/10 unusable

>>8357897
the gluttony scene in seven

>>8360719
Those are so sick skills.

>>8360568
the man is fucking hopeless

>>8357923
What the unholy fuck? So much wasted garlic...

>>8360263
fantastic filename

>>8360375
>breitbart.com

He asked for a reliable source.

>>8361063

The interview video is linked on the website. The site it's posted on doesn't change anything about what was said you six piece chicken McNobody.

>>8358187
full video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkaIoH6Um60

>>8361073
Meh. Mythbusters proved it was a colossal fake.

>>8361065
>The interview video is linked on the website.

Like the videos of Trump saying he'll arrest Hillary and drain the swamp? You realise Breitbart is run entirely by Jews, right? You're being cucked so hard it's hillarious.

>>8357163
I wonder how often people run up and just steal a tray of eggs.
Like this nigga can't do shit about it

>>8357288
I don't like the lack of sauce on that pizza

>>8357303
Can't wait til this guy from diabetic shock or heart disease

>>8359573
It's a fad in Mexico atm.
Basically the food version of putting lipstick on a pig

>>8361078
Shit, really? Next you'll be telling me that polar bear drinking coke isn't real either.

>>8361092
It is disturbing how it stops at the center. The process seems to be sub-optimal; why not a fixed radius arm that sprays sauce onto the entire pizza?

>>8357881
That girl is mirin that sghetti.
She probably eats fewer calories in the entire day than that fat fuck ate in that clip

>>8357924
I like how they try to impress these imbred plebs by using tongs to distribute the chips, instead of just pouring them out

>>8358203
>the little piglet on the left that was too fast, but not fast enough

>>8361089
He can spin fried eggs at them like ninja stars with his spatula.

>>8357904
I have that exact mixer. not bad for small,quick jobs.

>>8361105
Like a sprayer that's one radius in width and just turns around once? You'd have to have a variable flow rate across the width to account for the different areas at different radii, which seems prone to fucking up.

The arm thing only has one thing rotating and one nozzle, I can't think of a way to improve on that other than having a pizza sized sauce shotgun.

>>8359168
Thats why I drink bottled beer when I travel to shitty places

>>8361123
>pizza sized sauce shotgun.

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>>8360518
Really makes you think

>>8359605
What's that red/brown sauce?

>>8359597
>thought I could watch this
>seem him pull out the scissors

Yeah nah fuck that

>>8361145
I'm assuming gochujang

cucking with jack

>>8357288
It's so sad and soulless.

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>>8357924
>>8357876
I love how they dont think it's shitty enough, so they always finish it off with 5 ounces of juice or stock to make the chips extra soggy and disgusting. Why would anyone pay money for this?

>>8361156
They use that in China?

>>8358203
>all that killing you're gonna have to do
>all that pork
>all that teachin your son to be a man by shooting a hog point blank with a handgun

hell, you could teach your all the neighborhood kids to be men

>>8358437
so it doesn't bounce back up when it hits the ground

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>>8360506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak3uJGf6Bj0

>>8360528
pic related

>>8361233
>Lazy Mans Omelettes
That's so retarded
Omlettes are 'lazy mans food' to begin with

>>8360299
just throw a nade

>>8360724
Shouldn't you have realized earlier? When you take ground beef out of its package, it turns green and develops a foul smell overnight IN the fridge. Steak won't do that.

>>8357163

More indian garbage cooking please

>>8361412
seconding this

>>8358522
She's not even unattractive.

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>>8361145
>>8361156

Nah, that's Korean

I think it's more likely Doubanjiang, a chili oil and fermented bean paste mix.

>>8360506
Hollandaise sauce.
He's following this chefsteps video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DLRL2shlPI

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>>8359754

>>8358808
>garden fresh
>now imported mexican field tomatoes are "garden fresh"!

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>>8358522

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>>8357255
fucking jews/isis/pakistan/sandnigger fucks

>>8361589

It's $125 per shot and it's fired in a $250,000 gun

>>8360251
there's no way this is real, just no way

>>8359814
samething idc america FTW bro

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>>8361610

>>8361581
The chefsteps channel is fantastic, and I've made some of the recipes with good success -- but am I the only one that thinks this dude is a total douchebag. Like, he exemplifies everything annoying about a stereotypical loudmouthed American.

>>8361615

nice

>>8358203
I didn't know the government tested their traps for mexicans on boars

we must stop this animal cruelty

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>>8360264
Imagine being cuck. Now imagine being cucked by Ja/ck/. JUST

>>8361623
>stereotypical
Implying

>>8361623
Not sure what you mean there. Take a chill pill.

>>8361673
Spotted the american

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>>8361615
For 12 seconds?

>>8361145
Don't listen to those other guys, it's Hoisin sauce, which is always served with Jianbing.

>>8357894
my god is that my ex?

>>8360170
I mean honestly, how does one manage to fuck up waffles?

>>8361717
>[spoiler]tfw I fuck up everytime[/spoiler]

>>8360562
When did J.J. get that rad new haircut?

>>8361099

More like the food version of fucking a pig.

>>8360335
no. They realize that shooters will pay whatever they charge for the ammo.

>>8361678
>obsessed

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>>8361678

>>8358808

I saw the cream cheese block and knew better than to keep watching.

>>8357311
how to destroy your knife

>>8359705

Ugh christ not this shit again.

>>8361078

Maybe they weren't Asian enough.

>>8360562

Holy mother of fuck, I didn't think he would sink so low as to wipe his mouth with the bag and then he fucking did it. I saw him pick it up and I'm like "wait why is he grabbing that ba- OH FOR FUCKS SAKE."

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>>8357876
can i just mention the nigga put actual fruit punch in his shit to go box

>>8360598
You are truly mah nigga!

>>8360630

>gold
>corrode

>>8357881
Really makes you think

>>8359577
The fuck is that white stuff? Jizz?

>>8357876
How to shit blood for a week and STILL not enjoy your food.

>>8357881
why are there people in tubes behind them?

>>8361988
You know posting this scene is doing the opposite of what you think it is?

>>8361161
that's just you

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can somebody please post their image md5 / file size filter list for jack webms? i visit about once a month and still am completely tired of that fucking nigger.

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>>8363176
>MFW whenever post a Jack webm, but run it threw ffmpeg w/ a slightly different setting so it has a different hash and file size

>>8363192
thats low even by 4chan standards of what constitutes having a life.

>>8357163
dudes just like ayy lmao.
why this nigga filming me.

>>8358809
>thank you for coming.

haaaa

>>8359390
I pretty much ate a whole packet of biscuits in the dark only to turn the light on and see that they were covered in this weird black mould like thing.
had expired 2 years ago.

am I going to die?

>>8359577
>when you cook your steaks so hard they begin to foam like an ISIS video

>>8361793
When he became a goodfella

>>8359597
seems legit.
not sure why people have a problem with this.

>>8359282
Use a knife....

>>8363363
>weird black mould
probably penicillin you just caused the new strain of super bacteria.
jk you gon die

>>8360719
>not titled NimbleKingoftheShwarmaFort.webm
Nearly 10/10 but ya fucked it kiddo