>take a perfectly good and tasty food item
>completely cover it in ranch so it tastes like nothing but ranch
why do people do this?
why don't you just go to the store and buy a bottle of ranch and drink it straight out of the bottle?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6A_lSlD8sM
only americans do this because they are dumb and fat
>>8356600
It's the new ketchup.
ranch guzzler genocide best day of my life
>>8356600
ranch is a perfect condiment. what's there to be surprised about?
>>8356656
Absolutely. Obsessed.
>>8356600
Legalize ranch
>>8356600
>s-stop liking thing ;_;
no
I just use ranch on food that tastes fucking disgusting otherwise so I don't have to actually taste it, same with ketchup
This is a real restaurant in my neighborhood.
http://www.twistedranch.com/
>eat salad completely drenched in ranch
>I'm trying to watch my calories
I swear to God. There's a small chain pizzeria here (ABQ, NM) called "Dion's Pizza" and they make the best ranch I've ever tasted. I have bought bottles of it for home use.
>>8356733
shut up faggot
Which came first, ranch or cool ranch?
Cause 'Murica
I'm down to get penetrated.
>>8357513
Uhh
Ranch?
this stuff sucks, doesn't even taste like ranch
>>8358536
>soybean oil 1st ingrediant
dropped
>>8356741
>St. Louis
>Restaurant devoted to ranch
See this is why people make fun of the flyover states.
>>8357513
the egg
Ranch is nothing more than mayo, buttermilk, and seasonings.....nothing wrong with any of these ingredients and it is a perfectly rational condiment to use with appropriate foods, usually anything heavily fried salty or spicy, because that's what cool/creamy compliments
I dont like ranch as a salad dressing or anything but I can't deny that I love kens on some shitty pizza
>>8359125
Ranch is one of those things that's really good but after having a bit tastes really gross
Disgusting "food" for disgusting people.
ranch it up
>>8357513
>cool ranch
you fucking bitch
you stupid fucking bitch