What are some weird food hacks that /ck/ uses?

>>8355246
adding cocaine to morning coffee.

If you pick the corn out of the feces it can be reused multiple times until it is fully digested

Adding cocaine to cocaine

>>8355246
Cocaine

Really hate when people merge two menu items into one, and act like they added some secret ingredient.

Specifically, the "McGangBang". So what if you mash two sandwiches together? You don't hack something by physically colliding it with brute force.

Im perfectly okay with sauce changes, or minor ingredient changes.

>>8355246
Cocaine and a few drops of distilled THC.

>>8355246
pick the feces out of your cocaine and mash it into two sandwiches

go to a mexican restaurant and order a shredded beef burrito

but instead of green chili they usually top it with, i ask for chili con queso

then you use the chips they give you before you order to dip into the cheese sauce while you eat the burrito

why isn't australia completely blocked from posting on 4chan again?

>>8355349
Those are stoners who do that you idiot

Sprinkle cocaine on my morning donut

>>8355410
Because they are, to some extent, funny.
Canadian shitposters, on the other hand, are a fucking plague.

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>>8355521
A

FUCKING

LEAF

>>8355521
No, they are not.

>>8355521
I'm Canadian and I'm fucking hilarious. Don't paint us all with the same brush

>>8355349
>You don't hack something by physically colliding it with brute force.

Well actually, colliding two atoms in fusion could be considered a hack since we can't really do it safely yet. I guess if you collided two sandwiches at like 0,5c you could call it a "food hack"

>>8355521
Aussies are behind most of the shitposting and spam posts

>>8355539

>Hey guy, didja hear the one about the mad hockey player eh? He told them to get the "puck" outta here hahahahahahhahahahahah

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>>8355362

I've laughed way harder than I ever should