What's your food wish, /ck/?

i wish cooking a steak on cast iron would taste the same as grilling it

That they bring back foie gras production to the state of California.

to give chef john a rim-job 3 hours after he eats a steak

>>8354939
nice wish

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>>8354959
Mmm

I wish calories didn't count.

>>8354959
Today's recipe is... a rim job! That's right!

>>8354941
Just order it from where everyone else orders it. Hudson valley or d'artagnan

>>8355128


>supporting east coast scum
>having to import foie gras to burgundy 2.0 after calexit

the power to boil water instantly as long as it's inside of a cooking pot (not being able to make the ocean boil or anything)

>>8354934
Is there an explanation to this image?
Does he perform in plays sometimes or something?

>>8354934
WHAT'S THAT THING ON HIS CHEEK IT'S BUGGING ME

Is it a mole?

i wish a nigga would

Long pig

>>8354939
This seems a reasonable wish. i will go with it, too

>>8354934
To suck on your mother's cunt.

>>8354941
Psst orange county has a duck farm and they produce it here

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>>8355157
This is worthy. My wish....Self peeling potatoes?

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I would wish that the use of animal products for foodstuffs was banned globally.

>>8355391

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>>8354934
I have a humble wish that every child goes to bed with a full tummy.
I really dont care if people choose to eat vegetables.

>>8354934
that i get to open my ice cream parlor

>>8355143
But the east coast is objectively better in every way

I wish for a recipe for Cayenne Pepper, please be sure to include a dash of cayenne in it.

>>8354934
I wish my oven wasn't broken, and heated properly.

I wish Chef John was my friend.

>>8355143
>buttblasted flyover

>>8357395
I'll be your friend

>>8355157
>(not being able to make the ocean boil or anything)
Yeah, suuuure

>>8355127
You are after all the Charles Mingus

Of your analingus

>>8355950
fuck off hippy

want organic food? Manure was used for fertilization.

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>>8359567
>You are after all the Charles Mingus

>Of your analingus

>>8359567
I like you, anon

>>8354934
I wish I could cook without ever having to chop/prep everything and do all the dishes afterwards.

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>>8355109
...Y-you mean EXCESS calories?

>>8354934
I wish my body processed food at an alarmingly ridiculous rate, making my TDE twice my usual calorie count and allowing me to synthesize more protein whenever I ate.

The ultimate /fit/ dream, 2bh.

>>8359567
You are of course the Tina Fey of your anal play

Do you like chef john from foodwishes.com

>>8354934
I love this fucking guy, he's surprisingly funny

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>>8355391

I wish you could produce eggs/meat/cheesewithout animal suffering or destroying the environment

>>8354934
Has /ck/ always been infatuated with this guy or is it a new thing?
Also I'd like to be able to find a lot of chicken wings for cheap. I have a good buffalo recipe.

>>8362007

Parts of /ck/ have unironically liked foodwishes for years. I've never understood the appeal.

>>8361772
Yeah, he's my favorite. For actual food, that is. I like You Suck at Cooking for the entertainment value.

>>8361772

Chef John is a fucking genius. He can do anything, yet he remains a man of the people.

>>8362036
He's a youtube chef that can actually cook, and is actually charismatic.

Unlike most youtube cooks, he doesn't try too hard making jokes or being entertaining, he knows that good recipes doesn't need silly jokes og shitty gimmicks.

Good food, and good personality.

>>8362036
>>8362272

Yeah, I've made stuff of his for potlucks and stuff and it's consistently the favorite or one of the favorite dishes there.

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>>8354934
That to work as I chef I could work 40 hours or less a week.
It would be the only job i could give a shit about, but 60-70+ hours a week with 10-15 hour shifts is just insane.

That's no life.

I wish food allergies, or at least food """""allergies""""", did not exist.

>>8361766
You are, of course, the Andy Rooney of your rectal rooting.