Well, /ck/?

Butter
Stop being a pussy with your food

>>8351779
Butter. Superior consistency and taste

>>8351783
>>8351784
if you're not eating >83% butterfat butter, you might as well eat shortenings, you plebs.

blend
shortening for flakiness
butter for flavor.

Apple, meet pear.
Butter, meet oleo.
Meat meet meat.

>>8351802
Agreed. Shortening is what absolutely makes a good biscuit recipe

Bacon fat

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what the fuck is shortening

>>8351779
Bacon grease > Lard > Butter > Margarine > Shortning

>>8351821
It's a meme

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>>8351836

...explain, plz.

>>8351779
shortening is trans fat, trans fat gives you heart attacks.

>>8351802
This. Butter melts faster and at a lower temperature than shortening. Basically butter for cooking, shortening for baking.

Is there any difference between shortening and margarine?

>>8351779
>>8351955
who is this? is she some /ck/ celebrity/meme?

>>8351779
Like Marlow Brando said in Last Tango: "bring the butter baby...."

>>8352517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10yOnbtMl_o

i'd love to suck her dick

>>8351779
I want to bury my nose in between her legs and sniff her cooch.

Be honest am I weird for this or do you see how it is desirable as another human being to do this?

I bet her pussy smells like vanilla cupcakes.

>>8353491
it's pretty normal.

>>8353491
Probably just smells like pussy

>>8353496
Good this is my number one fantasy right now. Does anybody got any pics of her body? I want to see how big her cupcake ass is.

>>8353514
i bet her bunghole is perfectly hairless. i'd love to have her spit into my mouth and then force me to tongue her bunghole.

>>8353518
No not yet.
Too soon.

She has to sit on your face with her ass and pussy and make you wear her. As she rides your face reverse cowgirl thick thighs against your head.

Then after that she bends over doggystyle and you tongue her rim as she spreads her buffet, dinner and dessert, for you.

>>8353529
>>8353514
>>8353491
These are my posts.
If any of you girls are interested in this please lmk. Thank you.

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>>8351779
Memecado is the only anwer

>marbles vs a horse
>which is better?

>>8351779
Abandon Post

>>8353709
What's worse? Losing your marbles or losing your kingdom for a horse?

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>>8353491

I want to pat her buns desu senpai

>>8352520
>>8351779
>>8351955
>>8354304

I asked her on date one time IRL, no joke. She was working at a Sur La Table.

>>8351779

Crisco makes superior pie crusts

FACT

>>8353625

>>8354739

How was she? She seems sweet.

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>>8351821
Fake lard. Its gross.

>>8351779
it depends

>>8353625
How do you even eat that

>>8354834
She was super nice. She had/has a boyfriend. Mind you, this was like 4 years ago. But yeah, she told me about her blog and it looks like it has taken off. Good for her

>>8355111

She's actually doing pretty terribly if YT views are anything to go by. Surprising considering she's an attractive blond girl on the internet.

Fucking duck fat is better

>>8355843
>Surprising considering she's an attractive blond girl on the internet
Yea, there's a real shortage of those

>>8355065

You don't. It's taken for the picture and nothing else.

>>8355843
attractive blonde girls are a dime a dozen

>>8356042
this is why they should date black men to reduce the number of them to normal levels through interbreding

>>8353518
>>8353514
>>8353491
>>8353529

Someone should send her a screencap of this thread includeing these posts.

>>8351802
this is the answer for a delicious pastry

>>8351955

Would love to see her get BLACKED

>>8351828
Frying beef =bacon grease

Frying pork=Lard

Baking cookies=butter

Baking bread=butter

Baking pies=Lard from the fat around kidneys

Potatoes= duck fat or tallow

>>8355111
>she was sssuuuuuper cool and nice
>she told me about her blog, I'm so glad things are working out for this great gal

C U / C K /

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>using shortening

shortening/butter flavored shortening

butter is 10% water, and has more sat fat.

>>8355843
Nigga she has 40k subs and a video with 1m views. She'll be fine

>>8354753
Which is why one should avoid pie.

>>8351779
Stupid fucking question. The only way you would use them for the same task is if you're greasing a baking pan