Are there any desserts that use toothpaste.

>>8350211
Pretty sure toothpaste isn't meant to be eaten in large amounts

Yes, in the UK. Somebody will post it.

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>>8350237

>>8350233
>I'm a huge faggot please rape my face

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>>8350243
>serving toothpaste to your guests

>>8350287
>This is the only way to get bongs to brush their snaggle teeth.

>>8350287

It's from a tabloid newspaper and therefore obviously a joke.

>>8350233
Pretty sure dessert isn't meant to be eaten in large amounts, fattie.

>>8350243
Toothpaste is pretty expensive, tho

@GordonRamsay

Do you think I have talent?

OK guys, OP here, this thread is serious. Last night I had to pull an all-nighter, so I made a big jar of coffee( with some green tea mixed in). In the morning I go to brush my teeth, and just as the toothpaste came in contact with my mouth, I remember I had planned to take another sip of coffee. So I stop and do that first so I can clean the coffee from my teeth later. When I swallowed the coffee and the toothpaste that was already in my mouth, the mix of bitter flavor and sweet mint really blew mind.

>>8351038
Hey OP don't eat toothpaste depending on the kind it can legitimately damage your stomach

>>8350243
This is how you get fluoride poisoning

>>8351038
Okay, so, whatever flavor your toothpaste is, spearmint or peppermint or whatever, go buy the actual mint or mint extract and put it in your coffee. Ya doofus.

>>8350243
>This is a fab idea. Just make sure you only eat one very thin toothpaste mint.
What the fuck do you know Carly?

>>8350243

Would honestly kill any cunt who would serve me toothpaste

>>8352547
I'd be sad and embarrassed. Carly thinks my breath smells bad.

>>8351038
put a small drop (a little goes a long way) of peppermint essence in your coffee.

>>8350211
British cuisine uses toothpaste in their mint sauces.

Check Kays Good Cooking on Youtube

>>8351806
If fluoride was poison it wouldn't be in drinking water.

>>8353530
Go look up what sodium fluoride is. It is a poison.
That is why it says on the back of the tube of toothpaste to not swallow the toothpaste.

>>8353790
Also go look up what rat poison is made of. It will blow your mind.

York peppermint patties.

>>8353530
>if zyklon b was poison it wouldn't be in shower water

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>>8354538
ZYKL-

YOU FUCKING APOLOGIZE TO 60 TRILLION

scientology, matey. Those thetans are everywhere.

>>8352544
This is a Monty python reference pleb

>>8353790
GOD. are you the fucking idiot who paraded all over Portland, OR trying to get fluoride taken out of the drinking water?

I dated a girl who was all psycho about that shit. She was also afraid of GMOs.

>>8350243
>american """""cuisine""""

>>8355706
GMOs knocked over my garbage can and stole my dog.

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>>8355712
>Ashton-under-Lyne, Lancashire.
>Probably in Alabama somewhere

>>8355732
It's near Manchester, England. But it is just like Alabama, only without the bible bashers

>>8350211
no. there never will be. stop asking fucking dumb retarded questions.

>>8350211
Eating toothpaste will give you fever and a sore throat in some cases. This is often done by prison inmates, so they get sent to the medical ward and recieve special treatment and/or meds