How do I spice up a McChicken to make it actually edible?

For me it's the shoving it up my asshole which makes it palatable

extra mayo

>>8348220
YOU CAN START WITH NOT MEMEING ABOUT IT. SECONDLY, NIX THE MAYO AND ADD LITERALLY ANY OTHER CONDIMEMT.

>>8348220
Get really fucking drunk. No mayo, add mustard and onion.

>>8348224
underrated post

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>Spice up McChicken
>To make it actually elible

A chunky salsa. Or a hot sauce you like. Or maybe a non-pleb relish or chutney.

If you're looking to do it with things that you could obtain at a McDonald's, I dunno, maybe ask for a slice of tomato and one of the McNugget dipping sauces, like sweet chili or chipotle bbq.

>>8348220
Ask for Barbeque sauce on it instead of mayo.

>>8348220
add pickles

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>>8348224
I like my mayo sandwich with lettuce and chicken

>>8348220
Just add some 'cha to it.

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For me, it is the Glock. The best striker fired pistol.

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>>8348220
For me, it is the trash. The best place for a McChicken.

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>>8348220
For me, its Terry A. Davis. The best programmer on earth.

>no mcchicken sauce
>add big mac sauce

>>8348529
McChicken sauce is just mayo you memester.

>>8348576
>no eggs
>mayo

>>8348220
srirrarchr

>>8348580
Oh, you're just trolling. Or retarded. I can't tell.

>>8348220
It's already tasty, if you don't like it then stop eating it, who gives a fuck?

>Le McD's is nasty meme lol xD

t.cunny

>>8348612
What's a cunny?

>>8348616
>I'm a newfag

>>8348624
What's a cunny?

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>>8348220
>spice it up

well that was easy

>>8348638
FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER THIS WAS DISCONTINUED THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH FOR REMINDING ME. FUCK YOOOUUUUUUUUU

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>>8348220

Ranch.

>>8348690
lol not where I live

Get it plain and eat with ketchup ;)

For me, it is Hamlet. The best work of fiction.

>Diablo sauce from Taco Bell
>Freshly chopped onion

You're welcome

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hey check /ck/ check out what we did in roller coaster tycoon. i even named a roller coaster after your favourite meme

love /v/

>>8348982

Kill yourself /v/ermin

>>8348982
Best game ever made

Get the hot and spicy version. If you can find it. You can't, but you have to try.
Also, order it plain.
And get like... Three of them. One as a large combo.
Then get a ten-piece chicken nugget with no sauce.
And get some mozzarella sticks as well.
Grab some ketchup packs for your fries.
Get coke as your drink.

This is the only acceptable Mcdonald's order. FACT.

But if you want to make it even better...

Go to Taco Bell. One of the ones that's partnered with dominos.
Get two cheese pizzas.
Get breadsticks
Get like... four to eight cheezy rollups.
Get two chips and cheese.
And get another large coke.

Okay, so put your McChickens on one of the pizzas.
Fill in any gaps with chicken nuggets. If you have trouble getting them to stick, alternate between ketchup, marinara, and cheese sauce to glue them on.
Cover in french fries.
Cover in ketchup.
Rip up your breadsticks and place them over the ketchup, forming a bed.
Place mozzarella sticks on the bread bed.
Cover in marinara.
Cover in chips.
Cover in cheese sauce.
Form a wall around the crust of the pizza using the cheezy rollups.
Place second pizza atop it, upside down.

Done.

>>8348982
T-thanks /v/. Maybe we could cook you a meal sometime. Like as a joke haha. It's not like we like you or anything.

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>>8348220
Tell them to add tomato, leaf lettuce, and honey mustard. Shit is God-tier!

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>>8349007
>>8349005
>>8348999

heres an updated version with more mcdonalds themed rides added

we also have nineteen (19) mcdonalds in the park and someone is currently building a double deluxe with cheese ride

>>8349020
I want to get off of the Hamburglar's Wild Ride.

>>8349006
Supposedly they don't really sell the spicy version north of the Mason-Dixon line because yankees can't handle it

>>8348220
I actually like the McChicken. it's my favourite Maccas item.

Still not worth it when I can get a more filling and tasty steak & cheese pie for $3.50.

>>8349143

Nah we have them here.

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>>8348775
They sell both where I live. One of each master race

:^)

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>>8348982
t-thanks /v/ that was very nice of you and we really like it a lot. sorry I'm rude to you sometimes, maybe we can make you something too!

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For me it's apple, the best tech business on the market.

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>>8348220
You pour gazoline on it, burn in a primitive heathen ritual whilst cursing the every ugly chemical in the thing.
Then you go to a nice fish restaurant and have some proper food.

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>>8349891

>>8349885

Fuck lol that pic

>>8348394
I guarantee you there's a hot load of cum hidden somewhere in that sandwich.

>tfw Clux Delux

>>8348638
is that a junior?

those are the best, i wonder why they even sell mcchicken when those exist and are cheap as fuck