Post your favorite lazy NEET food.

>>8345318
That desu.

>94 cents a can at target
>cheap as fuck
>one can is pretty good for keeping you sustained for more than 5 hours.
>tasty as fuck and can and should be eaten straight out of the can.

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>>8345318

Your mother's juicy pussy.

>>8345351
indeed muh nigga.

Mac & Cheese
>cheap 3 minute macaroni (has nice consistency)
>any hard cheese, nice or cheap (I like Grevé)
>grind a lot of that shit
>add it all in a big bowl with lots of ground black pepper

>>8345318
Your mom's cunt, you stupid faggot.

>>8345355
>>8345368
we have a teenage idiot here.

>>8345318
i get my mom and dad to pick me up frozen food. chicken wings and beef patties. I get them to buy me toritillas and sour cream, and veggies to make quasadillas. they also buy me toothpaste and everything else. I am 26 and moved home after losing job. getting fattter and drunker by the day.

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>>8345406

>>8345420
trump hates that place. he is all about kfc chicken

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i put shaved parmesan in it at the end of cooking and then eat all of it

>>8345406
I agree. That guy's mom's pussy

>>8345430
but you have to cook it and wait.... that's asking too much

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Saltines and sardines for life

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I put a quarter stick of butter, tablespoon of honey, and a couple shots of fireball in it.

I consider it the breakfast of failures.

I put a bunch of pancake batter into a bowl and microwave it, then I poke a hole in the center and fill it with maple syrup and cover with melted butter.

>>8345351
Eating it like dog food is a sin unless absolutely necessary you lazy subhuman fi -
oh nvm I forgot what the thread topic was. Carry on NEET SCUM

>>8345458
>a couple shots of fireball in it.
Interesting.

>>8345318
Campbell's tomato and baguette

Newman O's dipped in Frank's red hot.
Not even memeing it's a dank pairing

>>8345678
*and so says the raging wage slave sitting in his cage*
*slaves gonna hate*
smug_NEET_face.jpg :)

>>8345746
REEEEE

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>>8345318
Dude I'm going to be honest with you if you're eating Chef Boradi you need to eat ravioli, not spaghetti

Don't have this one though it's way too spicy

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A jar of these with a shit-ton of pepsi. Has to be pepsi, you need the excessive syrup and carbonation bite to conflict with the sour pickle.

>>8345440
set & forget

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I eat these straight out of the packola

No need to heat unless you're a fagola

>>8345678
>eating it like dog food

I didn't know dogs eat their food out of a can with utensils. Do they open the tab on it with their claws?

Only AUSNZfags will ged dis

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>>8346036
forgot pic

>>8346040
only problem is they taste awful in the microwave so you need to bake them which takes awhile

>>8346040
Fuck me, spends hours making pastry and meat to make a not bad looking pie and then destroys it all in an instant by putting fucking ketchup all over it.

>>8346130
spoken like someone who hasnt eaten an aussie meatpie

they are very dry and you can use the ketchup to cool down the gravy/meat

A few times a week I'll eat a whole jar of cheez whiz straight from the jar with a spoon

>>8346036
You do know small meat pies are extremely popular in the UK too right

>>8345786
>>Not the beefaroni
kys