So, my roommate is a fat ex-Teavana employee basic bitch who

Try some stuff from teatable.com

Or just give up on her stupid ass, she'll never learn.

>>8338180
>teatable.com
that's nonexistant you fuck

>basic bitch

Cringe

Stuff your erect member into her poophole

>>8338154
Buy your favorite tea, give it to yourself, make a pot of it and offer to share. If she tries it and likes it, then you give her some of the tea. If she doesn't, you keep the excellent tea and rape her in the ass with a broomstick.Win/win.

>>8338154
i think this can only lead to disappointment. just get her something else imo

>>8338154
rape her

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>>8338197
I offered her some oolong and she wrinkled her nose in disgust.

>>8338205
This

>>8338208
The gift of breaking off a friendship with such a childish person is like a gift to yourself and to her as well

>>8338154
if you want to try something different seek out red seal fruit tea. hasnt got the caffine and can be enjoyed hot or cold

>>8338206
>fat
that'd be like raping yourself

Get her a Utah teapot, then she can make teas she likes instead of whatever shitty tea you give her.

>>8338154
if her tea is 'bitter' it's only because she isn't steeping it right. don't bother getting her loose leaf or anything, stick with tea bags. get her some crappy bagged tea sampler of different types of teas and hope she knows how to read directions. she's bound to like something.

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Since we already know she's not going to drink tea for real, OP should just give her a neti pot. Tell her it's part of a Persian tea set, she'll love it.

>>8338186
http://www.theteatable.com/

>>8338242
Please do this. It'd be a gift for yourself every morning she used it.

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>>8338219
>The gift of breaking off a friendship with such a childish person is like a gift to yourself and to her as well

>>8338154
Enema and padlock on fridge.

>rock sugar
What the fuck

>>8338154
Never try to force your viewpoint, culture or hobby on someone. You will never change their daily habits. Get her a weight scale or something.

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Get her pic related blooming flower tea, she sounds like she would enjoy it.

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>>8338242
this desu

>>8338154
Now that you mention it OP why the fuck is almost all Teavanna places I've seen filled with fat fucks working there.

>>8339193
I'll never buy those as they're needlessly expensive for personal consumption, but holy fuck are those things beautiful

>>8338154
Move out. Run. Do something other than waste money on this bitch.
>fat
>basic
>says no to putting in sugar and tells you its german sugar
>only likes tea that tastes like a warm sugary fruit drink
Shes fucking retarded you may as well donate to a local animal shelter and tell her that was her gift... And then watch her try and not be a cunt about charity but still want a present and lowkey bitch about it.