>"So how thick do ya want it cut?"

>>8337274

>Cut

Bitch I'm ordering the full loin.

>>8337274
Thick as my dick senpai

is that alright
*hands my nana a slice of ham*
*i quickly snatch the ham from her hand and use it like toilet paper to wipe my ass off with it*
*i spiral throw it like tom brady with a football right into the butchers gaping mouth*
are you mad bro?

>>8337286
so deli slicer thin?

Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... unsheathes my twin katanas "Well, let's see how tough you really are"! jumps into the air TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS spins around and slashes your face open,.Not so tough now, huh????? grabs you and throws you up "It's time to finish this little charade" holds my katanas above my head YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords Heh.... easy..... - ;)

>>8337286
Sorry, we don't have calipers that measure to that degree of tinyness.