Up-market soft drink

>>8335953
>merry crispmas

We don't fucking call them crisps.

Fucking britbongs

>>8335953

Mr. Pibb

>>8335954
They are literally known for their crispiness, retard.

It wasn't a play on calling then crisps, it was the fact that they had multiple options then fucking retarded "merry pringles"

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>>8335954

>>8335954
pringles are called potato crisps because they aren't actually chips

>>8335953
Probably something fermented like ginger beer or some of those fancier colas.

>>8336007
My immediate thought was some kind of ginger ale

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There perhaps?

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>>8336135
>grenade flavor
Hardcore.

>>8335961
>made in USA

RIP in pieces Pringles, they're now made with palm oil in Malaysia and those tiny midget tubes they come in can go and fuck theirselves

The new ones taste like arse too

Woolies home brand does some that are still the old large size, they're made in Malaysia but with corn oil like they use in the USA

They taste better than the Pringles brand now

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>>8335953
Virgil's root beer, cream soda, and cola are the best I've ever had. It's microbrewed but I doubt it is locally produced since I'm in Florida and very few good things if any come from here.
Give them a try OP, i've been ordering sodas online for years and haven't found anything better.

>>8336308
These are great but I prefer Jones soda company

>>8336308

Fentiman as well. Basically most old school sodas fit the bill if you sre willing to pay up to 4x for it

>>8335953
What if it's a typo and it should have been "Marry Pringles" ?

>>8336308
Black cherry was terrible. The best one is the root beer.

>>8336135
Pampelmouse is p.good.

Mtn Dew Supernova.
Man, those were the days...

>>8335954
Even if Pringles originally were from the US they're still called crisps because of how they're made they aren't allowed to be branded as potato chips since they're just potato and wheat starch mixed together and fried.

>>8340119
I prefer pampelrat tbqhwyfam.

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Probably Q drinks, they're meant to be mixers but they also taste good on their own

>>8335953
>not boycotting Kellogs

I bet you voted for Hillary Clinton

>>8335953
Soft drinks are for preteens and degenerates. Fuck off and develop a drinking habit.

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>>8335953
lots of people make craft sodas. you can find them at decent grocery stores.

Portland Soda Works (interestingly founded by Chris Onstad of Achewood fame) sells craft soda syrups.

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>>8341806
>voted for Shillary
Fuck me, I wish I could've tossed a vote in for Trump, but I don't live in best hemisphere.

>>8341810
My drinking habit is mostly ciders, I'm too much of a beta degenerate to enjoy bear and whine. They just do not taste good to me. I want to know about some nice soft drinks for the occasions when I'm a designated safe driver, something you wouldn't know about, kid.

>>8341841
>sells craft soda syrups
I've never been more justified in buying a sodastream machine, or whatever they're called.

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>>8340923
It's pimplerat you degenerate
>>8341981
Do you crack open your bears the right way?

>>8336308
its NOT FUCKING ROOTBEER REEEEEE

seriously though, there is no sassafras in the rootbeer. Sassafras is the root in question when we talk about rootbeer, its literally the only requirement

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>ctrl+f san pellegrino
>0 results
What the fuck is wrong with you people, everyone should know by now that San Pellegrino is the single best carbonated nonalcoholic beverage that has ever flowed through the oral cavity of human beings. They are not something you drink quickly, they are too rich and refined in flavor for that. The Limonata is most certainly not for people who don't enjoy strong lemon flavors. Pick a flavor that coincides with your preferred flavor in fruits or juices and you will fully realize the superiority of this carbonated Italian fruit beverage.

>>8343732
That shit tastes worse than satans semen

>>8343732
t. college freshman trying to be classy

>>8343739
not sweet enough for your yankie palette?
fucking plebs

>>8335953
Not that I know of. In regards to your picture I was upset that when Doritos had ads for the Thor movie all over it, I thought it was a missed opportunity to call them Thoritos.

>>8343732
this shit sucks

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>>8343739
>he sucked satan's cock
>then swallowed his load

>>8335953
i like you OP