>You will never eat fire-roasted dodo bird with your fellow

>>8334447
Good, because reportedly it tasted awful.

>>8334473

That is a myth.

>>8334478
The fact it tasted good is also a myth. There's no confirmation on how it tasted.

Hence, reportedly.

>>8334479
Sailors obviously kept coming back so clearly they were tasty.

>>8334486
Sailors kept coming back for any foodstuff that wasn't hard tack and salt meat. All that means is that it was tastier than notoriously horrific ship's rations.

>>8334489

Ok fine, but we will still never eat Steller's Sea Cow steak.

>>8334498
And that is the real tragedy.

>>8334447
>you will never add a little roasted red peppers on your dodo bird meal and then afterwards look longingly towards the water and dream of resting your head between the legs of a super hot chick

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>>8334663

>You will never be able to create Platypus cheese by legal means.

>>8334447
>>8334663
>>8334671
>you will never die of typhoid

>>8334663
>you will never rest your head between the legs of a super hot chick, sailor or no

>>8334685
>yes I will damn it

>>8334730

>Natives

There were no humans on the island, there weren't even mammals.

It's now inhabited by indians, french people and east Africans.

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>You'll never sit around campfire roasting boar with your brothers-in-arms, drinking ale, freckled qt sitting on your lap.