Ranch or honey mustard?

>>8334310
ranch for the chicken
honey mustard for the fries

>>8334310
ranch for the fries
honey mustard for the chicken

>>8334310
literally both, I always get both

>>8334310
Barbecue sauce is preferable, maybe Cane's sauce if I'm at R.C.
>ranch?
kek no

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>>8334314
>ranch for the chicken
>honey mustard for the fries

>>8334310
>ranch
never
>not dijon honey mustard
pass on that too

>>8334354
This anon knows his shit.

The yellow stuff is only good on hot dogs or pretzels.

buffalo sauce and blue cheese

but because it's chicken tenders you're showcasing you can just lay down and die by the side of a drainage ditch

>>8334310

Dijon mustard for the fries and Roquefort sauce for any meat and the fries.

>>8334310
HONEY DILL FOR TENDIES

Neither. Chicken tenders are for 7 year olds.

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why not both?

>>8334310
Ranch is for fat girls in the midwest and especially Texas.

Ketchup for both.

>>8334923
Htf did you not mention Mississippi? We've got the crown of fattest state in the union. Give credit where it's due.

>>8334876
Mix this with yucateco green and we're in tendie town.

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>>8334310
Only one mustard.

>>8334876
Why not fill your body with chemicals?

>>8334310
Mix them together.

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Ranch for the chicken and pic related for the fries

>this is the only acceptable answer

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>>8334986
Faggot

>>8335029
That's mustard - not a mustard sauce. Big difference.

>>8334796
I have to agree that absolutely nothing beats buffalo sauce as far as chicken is concerned.

>>8334310
Ranch for the tendies. Ketchup for the fries.

>>8334314
This is objectively the correct answer. Well done.

>>8334310
Chipotle Mayo

>>8335009
I drink a shitload of water, fucking chemicals man.

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Ranch and BBQ for both

Dip in the BBQ first, then into the Ranch. The BBQ is thick and has vinegar, which means it will stick to the tendie/fries while allowing you to add a coating of Ranch.

The Ranch shouldn't be full of BBQ sauce by the end of the meal. It means you're a pleb tier dipper.

Ketchup for both you retard

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>>8335185

this is true. mustard DRESSING, like this stuff, is great for dipping. the thick stuff, actual mustard, that you put on sandwiches etc... not as good for dipping.

>>8334310
Bleach?

>>8334310
Together to make Honey Ranch.

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>>8334310

I go with one Sweet and Sour and one Honey Mustard.

>>8334354
This. Ranch and honey mustard are two of the worst condiments out there.

>be euro living in us
>try ranch for the first time this summer past
>love it
>find out early november that ranch can be 'made' at home using sachets of ranch seasoning, kinda like using stock cubes to make soup
>buy three sachets of ranch seasoning
>buy a 3lb pot of sour cream
>make ranch
>eat that shit with just about everything
>it's all gone in ten ten days
I ate an average of about 5oz/160g of ranch daily during that time. I think I'm all ranched out now.
Honey mustard, please.

>>8335467
>mayonnaise
I asked for mayonnaise at some chicken shop or other a while back and people looked at me as though I'd sprouted an extra head.
>you eat chicken tenders with mayonnaise?!?!?!?!
>"so do you, whenever you get a chicken sandwich."
>oh. yeah, that makes sense

Fried chicken of any kind dipped in mayonnaise is GOAT. Chipotle mayonnaise just ups the ante.

>>8336624
>I asked for mayonnaise at some chicken shop or other a while back and people looked at me as though I'd sprouted an extra head.
>you eat chicken tenders with mayonnaise?!?!?!?!

I've done this too, but I then mix it with ketchup to make Fry/Fancy sauce. It's my favorite condiment, and I find it goes well with the Chicken Tenders just as good as it does Fries.

>>8334310
Ranch is for fat niggers and white trash, everyone else saying it here is obese.

The only thing ranch is good for is a plate of vegetables.

>>8336642
>Ranch is for fat niggers and white trash
>puts it on his veggies

So are you fat, a nigger, white trash, a fat nigger, fat white trash, or a fat white trash nigger?

>>8336644
I don't.

I was saying the middle of a vegetable plate at a party or something. It literally should go on anything else.

And I don't eat the ranch shit in the middle of the veggie plate.

I like my vegetables without being drowned in fat and salt.

Nice assumption faggot, but to be fair, I didn't clarify.

>>8336654
*shouldn't

Fucking typing fast on the phone, oops

>>8334310
Sweet mustard and sweet pickles are the shittiest things on earth

White gravy is the correct answer, fucking plebs

>>8336700
>You might be a redneck if...

>>8334310
Nonech and noney mustard.

>>8336755
Surprisingly tasty.

>>8334310
Mix them together

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>No BBQsaucefags

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>>8334310
this stuff with lots of crystal or tabasco sauce.

>>8336636
Hey man, I'm from Ye Olde Worlde™. Our main exports are history and people to work in American academia who eat deep-fried sticks of potato with mayonnaise.
However, we don't eat pasta or tuna or chicken with mayonnaise. At least not in my country. That's all you, pal.
>get taken to muy autentico american barbecue joint for colleague's thingamabob event
>we order a rack of ribs, a pound of brisket, and a whole chicken for the table
>each of us orders his own sides
>they have pasta salad
>i love pasta salad
>order pasta salad
>waitress serves me tub of mayonnaise with three lonely-looking pasta bits peering up at me

I was expecting a different sort of pasta salad, so I was a bit let down. The one I'm used to is just pasta, blanched veg and chopped boiled egg (and occasionally cut up sausages or ham) toss with a mustard-based vinaigrette. Was not expecting mayonnaise.

>>8336660
Sweet pickles are horrible, yes, but sweet mustard can be okay, depending on the type.

Is this a trick question?

>>8334319
This guy gets it

Fucking honey mustard, how is this even a question?

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>>8334310
Why do you bother putting that garbage food on a plate? Just eat it out of the paper bag it came in. You're not fooling anyone, you uncivilized beast.

>>8334310
How about sweet thai chili sauce you uncultured swine

>>8338321
>tfw this wasn't a gif

Where the hell is the spicy bbq sauce reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>8338400
>sweet thai chili sauce

why, is it 2008 again?

I hate all sweet sauces. So ranch.

>>8334320
this
>whycantwehaveboth.gif

>>8334310
nandos medium or sriracha on the chicken
belgian mayo with garlic for the fries

>>8334310
Where do I find a meal like this?

>>8334314
Literally the other way around you pleb

>>8338985
>why, is it 2008 again?

Was this a thing in 2008....I wasn't born then

>>8334310
Ketchup for the fries

Chic fil a sauce for the tendies

>>8339871

looks like ihop to me.