What kind of za is this /ck/?

>>8332566
'oh 'no 'za

>>8332566
oh brother

>>8332566
...Are those...BEANS?!

>>8332566
>flombay it
>cut off the flombayed part

>A new webm on /ck/

holy shit, slap my ass and fuck my mouth, this hasn't happened in about 3 fucking months

>setting it on fire does absolutely nothing for the dish
>burns off in 5 seconds flat; not though to do fucking anything
>cut the piece of garbage open with scissors; other people have done it, so why dont we
>turns out tom be garbage inside
>some white shit with chocolate chips or some crap
>disappointed to pay $60 for some meme shit
>go home; fall asleep asking if it was really worth it
>it wasn't

Looks like complete shit

>>8332566
Thats so stupid

Bean Dome'za

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>>8332580
>flombay

>>8332593
>>8332592
>>8332586
>>8332580
>>8332574
>>8332571
So what is it?

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I was expecting something like this

>>8332629
I think that is what was supposed to happen

>>8332605
lol perfect reaction pic

>>8332636
kill yourself

>>8332566
That looks as if someone had burnt a cyst to a cryspt

>>8332566
What is this.

Seriously though, whats that outer casing made of?
Are you supposed to eat it or just awkwardly scrape...whatever that is inside it off.
Why did they light it on fire?
Why did they use scissors to open it up and then cut it into portions?
How much does this freakshow of cuisine cost?

>>8332646
lol perfect word play

>>8332643
hmmm lackluster reply with poor effort and no originality.

Phlombeying something isn't just for taste but cooleness

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What the fuck
I expected a gremlin in there. I won't sleep until we get some answers.

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>>8332566

>>8332759
How would Gordon Ramsey react to it?

>>8332621

it's a GO ZA

>>8332821

he'd yell a lot, then smile a bit for the audience and then cook up some really shitty scrambled eggs

>>8332566
looks like a cranberry-feta pizza baked inside a puffball fungus

What the fuck is the point of flambeeing the top part if you arent even going to acknowledge its existence

You know you're all retarded right? It's their take on baked Alaska

>>8332948
Wanna know why they call it baked Alaska?
Because it was a mistake when we bought it.

>>8332566
here's the video with sound

http://www.imgrum.net/media/1382644570789267703_1901275299

i tried to do some researching but i have no idea what it is

>>8332977
research gives off nothing, only thing i know it's somekind of subhuman shit

>>8332986
But it looks nothing like fried chicken.

>>8332986
ree why do these threads always die when i answer to them?

>>8332977
Checqued.

For real tho, I can't figure out what this thing is.

They douse it with a combustible liquid... then fan it.... then cut it with scissors to remove the top.

They remove the top... and it looks like some sort of dairy dish inside with chocolate chips

>>8333004
yup, also the hashtags don't tell anything. is this even a real thing?

its corean meme pizza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgDKjEKdKpU

>>8333050
it still looks fucking disgusting tho

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>>8332566
I usually like webms like this but this looks pretty shit lmao.
Also
>using a scissor to cut food

>>8332592
Sadly, I agree. I think tableside theatrics can be really cool but this doesn't look good at all.

>>8332566
Cranberries on a pizza...

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It's "bomba pizza" and a bigger meme than 'go 'za

>>8333050
Americans mess with pizza but Asians fucking violate it
what the hell is wrong with them

Its a metaphor for all your money going up in smoke. This is how you get memesters to drop 20 bucks on cheap cheese and dried fruit.

>>8332586
I saw this webm like 6 months ago.

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>>8332821
pastry, thin, soggy
cheese, oily
cranberries on a pizza
salty
how long have you been serving this?
5 years, wow
damn
thankyou my dear

>>8332566
Some shitty Korean meme

http://www.thedailymeal.com/news/travel/koreans-are-setting-giant-pizza-dome-fire-and-eating-it/042916

>>8333286
It's not a giant pizza dome, it's actually quite a small pizza.

>>8333276
lmao

>>8333050
that's so much theatrics for something that clearly isn't worth it

>>8333091
that's the proper way to cut a pizza buddy

>>8333286
>"uncooked pizza"
>"dome of dough turns into a scratch-made oven for the pizza inside to be cooked to perfection"
>"the “dome” (which is usually made out of squid ink)"

Does this person know ANYTHING about food?

>>8332566
I've had this before and mind you, was not worth the money.

>>8332847
that's the US series.
If it was the UK series he'd yell a bit, have serious discussion with the staff, train up the shit ones and help the struggling ones through their tough RL problems, then he'd just redesign their menu with 3 dishes.

He comes back 6months later, the british pub is doing well, everyone's saved.

>>8333198
fucking chinks I swear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgDKjEKdKpU

Looks like you eat the top. Flambéeing makes it crisp up.

It's completely burnt, isn't it? Don't you get cancer from eating that?

>>8333276
Anyone who says they didn't read that in Gordon's voice is a fucking liar.

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>>8332580
>flombay

>>8333602
lol this is brilliant, trick vapid bitches into buying your $100 flaming pizza even though it doesn't taste good so they can post it on fb.

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>>8332821

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS YOU DONKEY! A PIZZA?! A FUCKING PIZZA?!! IT LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST SHAT OUT A BALLOON YOU DIRTY PIG!!!

FUCK OFF!!

>>8332566
>scissors
ABORTABORTABORTABORTABORT

>>8333767

This is how people make money today.

>>8333602

Tinny Tim would be spinning in his grave if he found out what sort of cunts like using ukulele music for now.

>>8332566

>That'll be $379 plus tip.

>>8332621
I've never seen one before, no one has, but I believe it's a white sauce 'go 'za.

>>8333286
I saw a video about how Koreans literally don't have any actual pizza in Korea.

>>8333542
Those are gooks. Chinks are chinese and nips are japs

>>8333891
>no pizza in korea.

There's been a Pizza Hut in Seoul since 1984, moron.

>>8333276
correct

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>>8332566
>>8332629
i was expecting this

>>8332566
truly disgusting. it looks like a gaping wound crawling with maggots

>>8332605
fugg :DDD

>>8332566
fuck you dad why can't you just get me a cake already

>>8334002
He said actual pizza, not shitty murrican junkfood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgDKjEKdKpU

>>8332566
Is this real?
Red kidney beans and cottage cheese?
for what purpose?

>>8333736
Even the fucking file name.

I'm watching MasterChef as I read this, which is great.

"Damn...."

>>8332605
wala

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>>8333772
>>8333276

>>8333767
>tricking dumb vapid people into buying your useless crap
age old business method

>>8332841
which is what exactly?

>>8334746
lurk more please
[spoiler]'go 'za[/spoiler]

>>8334756
>lurk more please
>fails at the spoiler tags
[spoiler]kek[/spoiler]

>>8334823
hoisted by my own petard, I know
I just haven't been on /ck/ in a couple months and forgot

>>8334845

lurk more faggot

>>8334892
eat your shitty 'go 'za you fudgepacker

Nothing says delicious like mashed tripe stewed in vomit with cockroaches, roasted inside a flaming fucking tire tube.

Will they serve it at Trump Tower?

>>8333091
From what I understand, it's a korean thing to use scissors to cut up meat.

>>8334395
I feel like pizza hut would be closer to real pizza than whatever the moldy thing in the webm is.

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>>8332566
>>8332629
>>8334252

I was expecting this

>>8333276

oh my god

Reminds me of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8tSPh7ZXJc

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>>8333276
jesus this is good

>>8333276
>thankyou my dear
every single fucking time

>>8333276
Read it in his voice and everything

Seriously what the fuck is even around it? It looks like it's covered in fur

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christ

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>>8335525
>We were expecting a savory pizza but instead were given a pizza with cranberries, nuts and more ricotta cheese on squid ink dough.

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>>8335528

>>8332636
>>8332760
>>>/reddit/

You're supposed to light that with a rainbow painted tazer. This is fucking armature hour.

>>8335543
lol well you tried anyway

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>>8333050
>>8333220
this, asians turn other culture's food into shit, especially pizza.

>non dairy cheese
>can't into bread or crust
>no concept of proper topping combinations

Pic related is a patrick star pizza I ate in taiwan. cheese was non dairy with cottage/cream cheese texture and the meat was "bolognese" that tasted like taco seasoning packets.

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>>8335579

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>>8335586
Why is the vegetarian called 'Queen'? Sexist pigs.

>>8335579

Funny thing is Pizza Hut offers the olive Garden experience in Asia

And this is expected fromt the new money foodies in Gangnam

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>>8335579
I got a pizza with some buds in wurst corea and this is what got brought out.
I had never been more confused in my life.
Also we drank alcohol out of bowls.

>>8335792

Its Seafood pancake. Panfried ofc and served with dipping sauce. Great pub dish.

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>>8332566
what is this dish even supposed to be

>>8335538
>Enjoy you 60 dollar pizza.

>za

I have killed for less you dick shitting asshole it's called pizza not za what the Fuck are you straight out of the 90s thinking you can speak like a lazy Fuck?

>>8333091
>>8335073

Yeah Korean places I've seen will cut up meat with scissors. it's just quicker.

>>8335860
>I've killed for less
You have school in the morning, Jimmy
Stop talking to those strangers on the Internet!

>>8332953
Yes, buying Alaska was a mistake...

>>8333906
Kids these days, it's like they don't know anything.

>>8336057
It was a bad move at the time, he said "when we bought it"

>>8333198
neogaf got a pizza?

the restaurant people must laugh their ass at the customers believing that burning the top for 5 seconds is what cooked the inside

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>>8335528
>squid ink dough
???

>>8332580
>flombay

>>8335579
this doesn't look so terrible. it sounds terrible, but at first glance it looks like five conneted half-open-faced calzones

not pizza though

>>8336278
Ever seen black pasta?

>>8334002
You say that as if I fucking live there to know if I'm wrong or not

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What do you usually stuff your 'go 'za with /ck/?
I usually go for a pork stuffing but recently I've just been doing cabbage for vegetarian 'go 'za

>>8336779
Jan. 9, 2015 article from Slate:

"Since the arrival of pizza, primarily through big American brands like Pizza Hut, which came to the Korean Peninsula in 1980..."

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>>8336278

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>>8332566
what you've brought me today is worth one quarter portion

>>8333276
It's like he's in the room.

>>8337073
I've never had 'go 'za

>>8332605
>>8333741
>>8336704

I don't know what language you speak in your shithole country, but this is 4chan and we speak American here

>>8335586
>desert : fries, chicken wings, etc.
kek

>>8337592
It's flamed then, it you dislike flambé, but not flombay.

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>>8337221
>"Since the arrival of pizza, primarily through big American brands like Pizza Hut, which came to the Korean Peninsula in 1980..."
""""""""""""PIZZA"""""""""""""""

>>8337617
>flombay

For some reason, that conjunction of letters brings to mind an image of crippled seagulls floundering on the shore of Chesapeake Bay.

>>8337624
dear god

>>8332580
cwayme flombay

>>8337624
this kills the Italiano

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>>8332580
>flombay

are you stupid?

>>8332821
IT'S FUCKING BURNT

>>8335586
Why is herbal mint tea the most expensive drink on the menu? It's just hot water and mint leaves.

>>8337706
Probably because it means they have to boil and use clean water, instead of being able to just crack open a can of coke for you

>>8337695
What is food colouring and squid ink.

>>8337534
lel

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>>8332566
YOUVE BURNT IT
you know what the real kick in the teeth is
fucking raw inside
fuck me

>>8332580
>pompei it
>cut off the pompei'd part

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>>8337511
recently had some squid ink pasta in Venice, Pastaland. it didn't add much to the flavor but it turned my shit jet black

>>8339360
Same experience with squid ink served alongside sushi. Jet black stool which as a nurse was a little worrisome lol

>>8339420
post tits

>>8339442
Sorry I'm a dude

>>8332566

za' za'

>>8333888
A WHITE sauce 'go 'za?

>>8339471
I'm a bit late but, and...?

>>8332580
(you)

>>8335579
>>8336770
See this is how chinks get dump weebs to think their food is good. it looks pretty good especially for shitty fast food, it looks much more appealing than mcdonalds. But its made with weird asian shit and with shit asian seasonings. Not good ol american holy trinity of fat + salt + sugar

>>8335579
>this, asians turn other culture's food into shit, especially pizza.
Isn't it supposed to be a stereotype of Americans? Appropriating cultures and all.

>>8332566
It looks like a fucking boulder at first, what the fuck is this?

>>8332575
Sure looks like it.

>>8332629
That actually looks cool and edible.

>>8336105
Yeah that oil really sucks.

>>8332847
idk his scrambled eggs are pretty fucking bomb

>>8332566
>implying 2 seconds of flombay would have cooked it

It was entirely for show.

>>8333276
>damn

KEKSIMUS MAXIMUS

>>8335792
They probably thought you said pajeong lol.

>>8337073
>just cabbage

Get some carrot up in that bitch, and use both red and white cabbage.

>>8332566
what's the point of this "flombaying" though? does it do anything?

>>8343633
-looks cool
-might add flavor, depending on what exactly they flambeed the food with.

allan

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>>8333276
>damn

Dumb gimmicks.

>>8337624
at least the photo prop looks delicious

>>8343839
That's debatable.

>>8332566
This is somewhat related : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpzYc5fRAx0

Most bread dough will make a giant bubble if you close it like that. Add squid ink to pasta dough, close it like a calzone (with an even simpler folding), and you've got meme pizza.

>>8341020

The Chinese are literally a culture of copying other people's shit, making it worse, and selling it for a profit. Americans at least create OC. It's like the US is 4chan, and China is facebook wall memes.

>>8345148
>the great facebook wall of china
It's mortar is made out of stale memes.