What does raccoon taste like, /ck/?

Cat. Which tastes like chicken.

>>8332130
what does chicken taste like?

>>8332132
Everyone knows what chicken tastes like. Even vegetarians. You were born with that taste in your mouth, you're just not aware of it.

>>8332127
like cute rabies

https://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+does+raccoon+taste+like

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>>8332139
Surely there's a way to get around the disease

>>8332146
domesticate them

>>8332136
Whatever the robots wanted us to think it tastes like.

>>8332136
>born with that taste in your mouth

I'm genuinely curious. Is that because we sprang from in between a shithole and a pisshole?

>>8332149
Why haven't we done this as a society yet

>>8332127
Parasites and garbage

>>8332313
They just go feral again after awhile. It would take generations and would be useless>>8332313

>>8332175
No its because it's the literal most bland neutral taste ever and it's easy to draw associations with it

>>8332127
>being a fucking monster
They are creepy as fuck when mad, but fuck that pick is cute.

idk but raccoons are cute little disease carriers

>>8332159
How did the machines even know what tasty wheat taste like?

In the future will I be able to force myself to love only the healthiest foods by tricking my mind into thinking I'm tasting steak every time I eat? How much will the brain implants cost?

>>8332414
>One Anon's autism breaks the matrix.

It's like very tender, very greasy dark meat turkey. Good with taters.
If you bag one out in the boonies they eat a balanced diet. The closer you get to the city, the more catfishy it gets.

>>8332334
Cats still go feral

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>>8332350
I don't actually want to eat one! Just curious.

Raccoons are totally cute

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>>8332127
You're shopping at the wrong store if you don't know

>>8332414
If the matrix can model things down to the subatomic level, they don't have to "know"

The virtual chemicals would react with your virtual nose and virtual tastebuds to taste the same way every time. It's one of the better understood group of sensory systems, even to humans.

Unless you mean qualia, in which case how do WE even know what tasty wheat tastes like?

>>8332127

Raccoon tastes like all other mammals - using gustatory cells.

>>8332348
Is chicken bland though? Really. Think about it. We eat billions of them every year. They must be tasty. They only seem bland because we eat so many. The flavor becomes unnoticeable at some point.

>>8333135
Think about it dude. How many plain boiled chicken breasts do you eat? Not a goddamn one. You season the shit out of them, baste them, marinate them because that's where the real flavor comes from. I'm not denying they have a distinct meaty flavor, it's just incredibly mild.

>>8332175
he's saying you've had cock in your mouth since you were a child

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>>8332127
Lead

>>8333127
I appreciate your effort

>>8332127
Like roundworm

>>8332127
Whatever it eats, so probably garbage.

>>8332127
I ate one not 6 months ago and I can't even remember what it tasted like now. I do remember the time it took to prep and cook though, and I can say it's not worth the hassle unless you are really hungry.

>>8333296
That seems like entirely too much dakka for what he's doing.

>>8333296
White trash amerifat "sportsman," everybody!

Pretty chewy, there isn't a lot of fat on them.

Also I'm paranoid of diseases so I cook the shit out of the meat when I do eat one so I'm not sure how they would taste rare

>>8332672
Those are raccoon dogs, and not raccoons.
>in before chinks eating dogs joke because you'd think you are the first one who came up with that
No, seriously.

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>>8332127
>What does raccoon taste like, /ck/?

If you're in Detroit, you can try it for yourself.

>>8332127
Gamey and stringy, with a good amount of tug.
The taste itself is a strange mix of bitter and savory, more on the bitter side.

Last Resort Food, there are better things to eat.

>>8334136
>too much dakka
No such thing.

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what does Raykin taste like, /s/?

>>8332672
>You're shopping at the wrong store
More like "Wong store"

>>8337438
Top fucking kek

>>8333296
is that the zen meteor

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>>8337438
WEW LAD

>>8337445
Looks more like a Tamar-D.

>>8332443
So do pigs. In fact, pigs go feral in only a week or two outside of captivity

Have had coon.
Not advised.
The term trash panda is very accurate. I threw up twice and shit was fire. Imagine rotten fish and grey bacon as a taste.

trashy dog with a undertone of hot rubber

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>>8333127