itt: wacky hipster meme dishes that may or may not be edible

>>8331055
Is that a marshmellow? That would taste like shit. Unless my eyes are deceiving me and it's an egg.

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>>8331062

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>>8331062
Yeah, and the patty is filled with chocolate.

>>8331069
Nasty. Wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole.

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>>8331069

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>>8331075

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>>8331082

>>8331087
This is the only one I would consider trying. Who the fuck is cooking all this shit?

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>>8331092
http://www.thefoodinmybeard.com/

>>8331105
Ok some of these actually sound pretty good, I kind of want to try that dumb 'mexican breakfast tater tot lasagna' shit

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>>8331162

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>>8331164

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>>8331175

I'm looking through the website and this guy pretty much just takes an ordinary, normal, popular dish and then picks two or three random ingredients, preferably slightly weird hipsterish ones, and mashes it all together, I can't imagine most of these actually taste very good

Can you imagine being friends with this guy and every time you hang out he makes you taste test his new recipe for a peanut butter pasta pie with kale and duck

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>>8331178

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>>8331188

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>>8331203

>>8331205
The fuck is that supposed to be?

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>>8331212

>>8331075

so that's hard, stiff pasta on top, right? nice idea though.

>>8331164
Okay that looks yummy

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>>8331217

>>8331068
This is an okay idea

>>8331213
you know...

>>8331075
This is a thread for hipster meme dishes, take your 'go 'za out of here.

>>8331069
>>8331074
I wouldn't order it but I'm not too much of a bitch to try a bite

>>8331055
>>8331062
>>8331069

So do the buns have some element of gingerbread?

>>8331082
This is a great idea.

>>8331600
I don't think they do and neither do I.

I'm not a hipster at all, but I like this kind of cooking. Except for the marshmallow burger and pasta cake. Still, its often very inventive and fun to create unusual things to eat. There are a lot of misses, sure, but there are some absolute hits among those. I often really like making traditional things with big twists on them. But then, I do it at home and its not for paying customers who have the possibility of being totally put off by a miss.

>>8331055

that's not a smores burger, this is

https://youtu.be/YstMnfJOHls?t=1m35s

>>8331212
Meat flowers are a mistake. Look like prolapsed anuses.

>>8331082
I can see myself eating this if I was really drunk

>>8331162
I'm not sure that kind of topping is in that but it looks like it might be bacon-onion jam.
If it is I would unironically eat the living fuck out of those.

>>8331188
That looks delicious

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>>8332071

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>>8332096

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>>8331059
That's honestly what mac and cheese should be like. The circular cake thing is kind of throwing me off, but it should be baked and solid and not creamy

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>>8332110

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>>8332126

>>8332134
fuck my shit up

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>>8332134

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>>8332158

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>>8332171

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>>8332189

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>>8332193

>>8332189
I'd drunkenly eat the shit out of that

>>8331059

That's probably delicious.

>>8331229
Noma is all memes. Im so glad Osteria Francescana took the top spot from him

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>>8332197

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>>8332171
As a leaf this is not okay.

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>>8332216

>>8332232
Burger looks unevenly cooked because of the stuffed egg. Overall I don't really get why everything has to be stuffed in something else. With a few things it's been tried and tested and it works so let's just have those things and stop stuffing things where they don't belong.

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>>8332232
>>8332251
Hipsters love stuffing things where they don't belong.

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>>8332256

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>>8331055

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This is our generation's version of bananas wrapped in ham. We've come full circle

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>>8332221

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>>8332276
this is like a meant to be gourmet version of shit you make when you're drunk and poor

I like how you guys think this is a new phenomenon attributable to hipsters.

>>8331068
Makes me wanna try to make sloppy joes but replacing the buns with grilled cheese. I feel my cholesterol rising just thinking about it.

weren’t hipsters recently genocided?

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>>8332276

so is everything I need to do to be a hipster "chef" to mix two comfort dishes together?

>>8332597
No, the dishes come from actual hipsters. That's what the thread is about.

>>8331059
Looks like [spoiler] Filthy Frank's vomit cake[/spoiler]

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>>8332193
>candy syringe

>>8332876

I don't think hipsters cook that bad... I think it's just regular people watching tv shows, caving in to gluttony and then seeing what happens when they decide to fuck shit up.

>>8332251
That's a scotch egg, not a burger patty.
I'm not sure it makes it any better.

>>8332232
It doesn't look like it'd taste that bad

>>8331059
>>8331188
>>8332096
would eat

where's the cronuts?

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>>8331055
>>8331059
>>8331069
>>8331075
>>8331082
>>8331087
>>8331105
>>8331162
>>8331164
>>8331175
>>8331178
>>8331217
>>8331225
>>8331229
>>8332071
>>8332106
>>8332110
>>8332126
>>8332134
>>8332158
>>8332096
>>8332189
>>8332193
>>8332216
>>8332256
>>8332276
>>8332467
>>8332171

Why?

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>>8332193
Reminded me of pic related

>>8332467
What's the deal with this shit? I've been seeing it forever. Is it not satire?

>>8332113

Ever heard of Macaroni casserole?

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I'm drunk as fuck and just impulse bought pic related on Amazon (and some jars of malt extract). I may or may not regret this

>>8331209
where was this taken? a Boulud restaurant?

This is what happens when you legalize weed.
Hipsters just get baked and think their stupid high foods are "masterpieces" and "culinary inspirations"

>>8334918
drunk buys are usually best buys. you made a good choice anon

>>8334918
What is it i don't read ararbic

>>8335041
Duck confit (pate) from South West France. It's in French, no Arabic, you cuck.

>>8331059
We actually eat something similiar to this in Turkey all the time, but it's just pasta+cheese sauce in the oven. Looks exactly like this though.