It's December 2nd... you guys nogging yet?

>>8330511
Nigga I was doing that shit before Thanksgiving.

Granted all I had at the time was some Fireball to mix with it, so I was being pretty pleb about it I suppose, but...

No, I'm keto master race.

>>8330511
Started yesterday, still hung over.

Granted, I did chase the eggnog with six or seven beers though.

>>8330849
>not making your own eggnog with a sugar substitute

literally no excuse

>He ruins delicious eggnog with shitty cheap alcohol
why not chase it with some dollar store soda instead you white trash fuck

>>8330860
tastes like shit without the real sugar and sweeteners

>>8330866
What's a good brandy for nog

>>8330511

I've been nogging since Halloween, already went through one fifth of spiced rum too.

What is best eggnog brand?

Around Pittsburgh Turner Eggnog seems best.

>>8330511
Yep, homemade with a bit of Old Forester bourbon.

Stop putting alcohol in egg nog you fucking hicks

>>8331043
I'm glad that doing something so insignificant makes you this angry.

I have absolutely no control when it comes to egg nog. If I pour a glass I will keep pouring one after the other until I finish the carton.

That being said I will be buying a carton on Christmas. Probably two desu

>>8331058
Nogslut

>>8330860
it's called being lazy anon

why make it when i can buy it discounted and chug that shit down

>>8330860
i know where to get egg but where is nog

>>8330883
Dark rum

anyone ever make alton browns aged egg nog? thinking about trying it this year.

http://altonbrown.com/eggnog-recipe/

>>8331895
As silly as he is, his stuff usually works.

I made some on thanksgiving, because some senpai requested. They went through more than three quarts of the stuff.

It's much cheaper to get store bought though, so that's what I am doing now. Two batches of my nog is a dozen eggs, 3 quarts of heavy cream, and has Brandy, rum AND whiskey.

The Kirkland brand is actually the best we have tasted that comes with the booze inside. They use the same formula I do AND add vanilla.

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>>8330511
im waiting to nog
im visiting my parents on the 23rd
on christmas eve my dad makes a huge fucking thing of chex mix
so at 5am christmas morning ill wake up grab a bowl of chex and a cup of nog and start the fireplace(gas) and plug in the tree and sit on the floor by the fire looking at the tree wrapped up in a giant quilt

i do it every year(since i was little) its the comfiest anyone can be

Anyone else add fireball into eggnog.

is it an acquired taste? i drank some and it was okay, but i couldn't imagine myself drinking a lot at once.

i might try some of the chocolate nog

>>8332100
How is it?

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>>8331966

>voluntarily waking up at 5am

>>8332119
Pretty good.

>>8332121
Strangely enough, when you finally leave adolesence, you'll find you don't need as much sleep.

>>8332233
not getting proper sleep isn't anything to be proud of, it's been linked to a number of long-term health issues

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>>8330990

>>8332233
>be 25

sleep even fucking longer now

12 hours of sleep or fuck off

Haven't had any yet this year because I'm doing keto, but my gf wants me to make some for when she comes home. I'll probably make a large batch next week so it can chill out for a little bit before Christmas.

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>>8334389
>>8330849
>keto
>people are still doing ineffective fad diets in 2016

embarrassing

>>8334396
I've lost over 50lbs since May, so I'm happy enough with it

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Best Nog

>>8334396
Keto is super effective short term. It's just retarded, especially long term

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>>8330511

yeah we be nogging

>>8333665
Not everyone needs the same amount of sleep.

>>8332233
This statement is an absolute falsehood.

>>8330511
I've never had the nog and my girlfriend has never had the nog. I want to nog but she's hesitant about nogging

how do I get into nogging safely for both of us?

>>8332125
cool bro I'll try it

>>8334396
Eating meat and vegetables is a fad?

>>8335186
Americans forget the vegetable part, then eat more bacon instead.

>>8330849
so make meatnogg

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>>8330990
I only soy if it's nog. It's good nog

>>8330511
There's been nogging going on for months...haven't you seen the BLM riots??