Is a calzone a sandwich, or a style of za?

>>8325173
Both

it's both; that's it's whole deal

>>8325178
How can it be both? It's one or the other.

>>8325184
According to whom?

its magic you fuck, don't question it

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what if i told you...that 'za is just an open-faced sandwich?

>>8325196
I would tell you that you're wrong and to go back to r*ddit

>>8325173
It's a p'zone.

you's guys ever had a 'delphia 'zone?

It's clearly a 'zawich, you stupid pleb, also known as a 'zone.

>>8325173
It's a folded over pizza. I remember a thread about that certain thing a bit ago. Somehow it isn't a sandwich but a wrap I think?

>>8325173
why are you calling a pie a sandwich?

It's fucking disgusting that's what it is.

>oh yea all that browning on the cheese on a regular pizza?
>we need to put a stop all that right now
>we'll also need to make the crust unbearably tough in order to compensate

>>8325350
>unbearably tough
still have your baby teeth huh?

>>8325173
A CALZONE IS A TYPE OF PIZZA. IT IS MADE FROM PIZZA DOUGH AND FOLDED OVER TO CREATED A DIFFERENT TEXTURE PROFILE BUT IT IS NONETHELESS A PIZZA. A SANDWICH NEEDS TO BE "SANDWICHED" BY TWO SEPARATE PIECES OF BREAD IN ORDER TO TECHNICALLY BE LABELED ONE WHERE AS THE CALZONE IS ONE CONTINUOUS PIECE OF BREAD (DOUGH) THATS MERELY BEEN FOLDED OVER.

THIS IS OF COURSE ALSO MEANS THAT, DESPITE THE NAME, AN OPEN-FACED SANDWICH IS ACTUALLY NOT A SANDWICH AT ALL.

>>8325389
If typing in all caps means you post well informed posts, then we all need to hop on the cruise control train.

>>8325173
It's a dumpling.

>>8325410
>a calizone is steamed
what?

>>8325389
A open-faced sandwich is a sandwich, faggot.

>>8325415
The cooking method doesn't matter, the essential part is the dough wrapped around a filling.

>>8325430
thats not true

>>8325404
INDEED. I LIKE TO THINK OF LOUDPOSTING AS SOMETHING OF A SEAL OF QUALITY. WHEN YOU SEE THESE POSTS YOU CAN BE ASSURED OF A LOGICAL POST GROUNDED IN REALITY RATHER THAN THE TORRENT OF MEME POSTING THATS RAMPANT HERE.

>>8325438
It's totally true. Jellied doughnut - dumpling. Empanada - dumpling. Fried wonton - dumpling. Crab rangoon - dumpling.

>>8325464
Twinkies - dumpling. Oreos - dumpling. Peanut butter filled-pretzels - dumpling.

>>8325472
the cum sock under my dresser - dumpling

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>>8325389
What am I?

>>8325430
Calzones are way too big to qualify as a dumpling. Pie is not a dumpling no matter the filling. Stuffed breads are not dumplings. Both are closer to calzones than empanadas or wontons.

>>8325528
A hotdog.

It is a pizza sandwich, therefore it is both.

sandwich requires (at least) two topologically distinct pieces of "bread" (or sandwiching material) to be a sandwich.

to sandwich: insert or squeeze (someone or something) between two other people or things, typically in a restricted space

>>8325528
PB&J calzone.

>>8325528
THIS IS NOT A SANDWICH OR A PIZZA.

>>8326002
THIS ANON IS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT.

>>8326002
Huh?

>>8325173

It's a pizza pasty

>>8326002
>to sandwich: insert or squeeze (someone or something) between two other people or things, typically in a restricted space

This anon is right. Hence, why I refer to OP's mum as a cock 'wich.

>>8325459
WHAT, CAN YOU PLEASE REPEAT THAT!

Where do I get a calzone in a grocery store

>>8325459
YR MUM IS A COCKWICH

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>>8325173
I did your work for you, lazy little cunt.

>>8326351
LOUD NOISES

>>8326361
Aisle 14 you dumbass.

>>8325196
>>>/r_memes/

I wonder if them make pineapple calzone?

>>8327482
Them do.

It is not a pizza. Pizza requires sauce be it olive oil, tomato sauce or whatever the fuck else hipsters are putting on it nowadays.

It is not a sandwich. A sandwich requires 2 distinct pieces of bread and at least one open face.

It is just a calzone and they are overrated as fuck.

>>8327048
YOU NEED TO LOUDPOST/BIGPOST THIS ADVICE.
SHITPOSTING CHILDREN ARE YET TO CRACK THE CODE.

>>8325173
Easy with the memes, Jimbo

It's a 'zandwich

>>8325173
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E304iun-uSk

>>8325173
A za is a sa, so a calzo is both.

>>8325528
A pizza

Ok first non troll post itt.

za is a vegetable but zo is indeed a sandwich

>>8325528
A calzino

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>>8325528
A garbage man

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>>8328665

>>8325173
Easy with the memes Jimbo