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Anybody know how to make this shit sufferable? I made a batch this morning (first time). I followed the directions on the package.
>8 cups of hot water
>6 tbs of olive oil
>splash of lecithin (I just used milk)
>1 cup of kava powder
I blended it, strained it into a jug, and let it cool in the refrigerator.
It yields approximately 4 cups.
I just drank one cup of it and I almost threw up. It's like someone got dirty dishwater from a clay-bottom river.
I realize now that I need that nylon strainer. I used a very fine metal one and removed a lot of sediment, but it's still in a sludge-like state.
Is there anything I can add to make it decent? I have water, coconut water, tonic, vodka, lemon, calamondin, honey
So far I've just added some coconut water to make it more viscous. It still tastes like shit though. I want to drink all 4 cups to see if I can feel the full effects.
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>>8325148
IN ALL HONESTY NO. KAVA LITERALLY TASTES LIKE DIRT. I CANT IMAGINE DRINKING 8 CUPS OF THE STUFF DILUTED IN ANYTHING. UNFORTUNATELY, MIXING IT WITH ANYTHING SUGARY IS SIMPLY COUNTER-INTUITIVE. MY BEST ADVICE IS TO SKIP ALL THE OTHER NONSENSE, AND MIX IT WITH JUST ENOUGH WATER TO MAKE IT DIS-SOLVABLE IN WATER AND TAKE IT LIKE A SHOT. WITH GOOD QUALITY KAVA IT DOESNT TAKE THAT MUCH FOR YOU TO FEEL IT. THE EFFECT IS SOMETHING AKIN TO XANAX BUT NOT EXACTLY THE SAME. IT IS QUITE PLEASANT.
GOOD LUCK.
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>>8325172
I definitely felt my mouth numb up after the first cup. Now I'm laying in bed chillin not even shitposting or reading or anything. It's definitely nice. Damn shame it has to taste like a dog's foot. Diluting it wasn't so bad with a chaser handy. Thanks, anon.
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>>8325188
YES IT INDEED ACTS AS A NUMBING AGENT AS WELL. I FIND IT HIGHLY RELAXING. ENJOY MY FRIEND.
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>>8325188
kill yourself
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>>8325195
>>/b/
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