Food Rituals - Because they're that fucking important

Friend chicken on mondays
chinese on tuesdays
indian on wednesdays
japanese of thursdays
pizza on fridays

saturday and sunday I just order what i want. usually pizza and fried chicken again, but I try and keep veggies in my order to stay healthy

>make make big pot of bolognese
>have spaghetti for 2 nights
>make the rest into lasagna

>make make big pot of bolognese
>have spaghetti for 2 nights
>throw the rest away

Any meal with boiled vegetables is precisely:

>1/2 carrot
>1 floret broccoli
>1 floret cauliflower
>4 green beans
>1/2 small - medium potato mashed

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I'm going to kick back and watch the advanced autism take place ITT.

I always order my pizzas to be cut into 10 slices. If it's not, I say I won't pay for it because I have 9 children who each need a slice.

Often they just give me the miscut pizza for free as well because there is nothing else they can do with it

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>>8323264
LOL you fucking nigger.

That's amazing.

only eat fruit or fruit smoothies for breakfast. i keep canned fruit in the pantry in case of emergency

i have greens every day with lunch

>>8323264
>>8323305
out. both of you

>>8323211
Duck on the 24th
Smoked eel on the 25th
Shrimp salad newyears eve.

Its not spring until the first blackberry ice-cream.

Stir fries and fried rice for lunch monday - friday.

Different starchy dish + meat and vegetable dish combinations Saturday and Sunday. Could be something like pizza and roast chicken or turkey.

Everything is homemade and from scratch of course.

>make make big pot of bolognese
>have spaghetti for 2 nights
>have spaghetti for another 3 nights

>make make big pot of bolognese
>have spaghetti for 2 nights
>forgot it was actually mac n cheese

>>8323211

I pretty much eat the same things in the same order every single week. But that's not ritual, I'm just too lazy to change things.

Denny's after church with tge wife's senpai. every Sunday

pizza binge about once every 4 months. thin crust tons of vegetables.

once every two weeks I make a giant sub and proceed to methodically eat it over two days.

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Every time I make eggs and I am home alone, I strut around the house pretending I am the low voiced Struthiomimus from The Land Before Time, while holding two eggs in my hand, and sing the parts of this song that I remember out loud. My dog usually watches me while I do this, and I pretend that he is the higher voiced Struthiomimus. He looks at me in confusion as I taunt him with the two eggs I am holding.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsjJ1WWrV20

Make old recipe for Italian Easter pie every year for, well Easter.
Almost always have proper table setting even though it's just two of us.

>make make big pot of bolognese
>have spaghetti for 2 nights
>the third night it becomes sentient
>have to kill it
>all I have is my tiny créme bulee torch
>bolognese corners me
>eventually beat it away with a ladle I find
>on the third night, have concussion and a frozen dinner

>>8323211
That is one sexy cat

>>8323264
Doing this with my church youth kids

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Any time I get taco bell I evenly use all the sauce packets they give me. Sometimes I put 5 packs on one taco.

>make make big pot of bolognese
>have spaghetti cabonara for 2 nights
>eat the entire pot of mouldy bolognese the night after

If I have peanut butter in the house, between 12am and 6am I will sleepwalk to the kitchen, and eat peanut butter off the spoon.
It's like a lose all my sense of respect, because I don't even wash the spoon when I double dip it. I stopped buying peanut butter now.

>>8323232
nice digits

>>8329748
Don't do that. You won't be able to keep your extra sauce packets and use them on taco bueno tacos.

>tomato, feta, balsamic salad to almost every savory food, fucking best
>disgusting with food which already has tomatoes in it

>>8323224
It's ok I have aspbergers too