Hydrate level 4, please.

>>8322097
>Green things on a pizza

that ain't american

>>8322099

>Doesn't eat green beans on pizza

get out of here

>>8322169
>GREEN
>FUCKIN
>BEEEEEEEEEANS

NIGGA I LIKE THEM BEANS BUT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.

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>>8322177
those are julienned green peppers

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>>8322177

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>>8322097
>Only pepperoni or capsicum

Why are Americans allergic to multiple toppings on their pizzas?

>>8322205
IMO pizza at the most should only have four toppings on them, three if it's all meat.
You have to keep a good ratio of the dough, sauce, cheese and toppings yo. Add too much toppings everything else becomes squished and all you have is a plate of soggy bread with stuff on it.

>>8322205

there's no fucking excuse for any pizza that isn't,

cheese,
pepperoni,
pepperoni and black olive,
sausage,
pineapple, ham, jalapeno

>>8322205
>capsicum
get out of here with your faggy lexicon

>>8322260

My recent pizza order is from Dominoes, white parm/garlic sauce instead of pizza sauce, Chicken, Jalapenos, and Bacon.

and if I have any Jack in the box hot sauce, Top it off with that.

10/10 best pizza ever.

>>8322228
That's why you add less of each ingredient you dense fuck, you don't just go and put the same amounts of each ingredient as you would on a pizza with not many toppings.

Learn to proportions amerinigger

>>8322260
You have terrible taste

>>8323754
Fite me fag I'll spin your dough so fast all the yeast will fly out and it'll be like the second coming of Christ and the Passover all in one hit.

>>8322192
How do you know Julien did them?

>>8323298
Less of each topping, sure what could go wrong with having ten different flavors mashed in my mouth at once

no thanks you pleb. A few well balanced flavors will always beats some autismal "le put it all on" shit. This is the same as people who ask for all the salad at subway. Use your fucking brain and make intelligent choices about your food

>>8323799
>This is the same as people who ask for all the salad at subway
In my defense, it all mostly tastes the same. Olives, sweetcorn and jalapenos have distinct tastes, apart from that it's all mostly the same watery veg sliced wafer-thin that gets overpowered by the meat/sauce/bread anyway. I normally get all of the salad except sweetcorn (since it's shit) so I can at least pretend my sub is a healthy meal even though I know the herbs-and-cheese bread alone is probably more calorific than a McDonalds burger.

>>8324534
>MONTY PYTHON

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>>8322099
Correct.
There is no pizza in America.

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Banana peppers are the best topping.

>>8324552
your "pizza" is the worst looking desu

>>8324620
But the best tasting.
Also:
>desu
Filterfag.

>>8322268
it's what they call bell peppers in pooinloo land

>>8324552
It has been so long since I had a decent Pizza. I'll have to make some myself at some point.

>>8324552
What defines a pizza?
Genuinely asking.

>>8323799
>This is the same as people who ask for all the salad at subway. Use your fucking brain and make intelligent choices about your food

I find it funny you're insulting him for not using his brain about food and your go-to example is some hypothetical fucking subway example. Nobody using their fucking brain and making intelligent choices about their food is giving subway tm their money for ""food""

Pepperoni, anchovy, garlic, jalapeno master race reporting in.

Feels good to be on top.

>>8322260
heck yes pepperoni and black olive

>>8326197
Usage defines language. Whatever is called a pizza is a pizza, even if it's actually a sausage pie like 'go 'za

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>>8324552

>>8326273

So if I use the word "pizza" when referring to a wrench in my garage that now qualifies as "pizza"?

>>8327347
>ifunny.com
My go-to website for culinary matters.
Pleb.

>>8322205
cucked by big chain pizza stores where you get only 3 toppings

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I liked the instant chicken in the Fifth Element

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Rate my 'za

>>8327691
Ingredients look ok but the look of it itself is garbage. The basil (if I'm correct) is basically putting ice cream sprinkles on modern art, the sprinkles look ok but the crap is still crap.

5/10 could look way better, also the cheese looks like you just came thick jizz on it

>>8327717
>looks like you just came thick jizz on it
>came

>>8327583
oh shit, now that you mention it. the chicken from the machine looked delicious. way better than BTTF pizza

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>>8327583

>>8327717
>basil (if I'm correct)
you're not

>>8327691
is that just leavened with baking powder?

>>8327347
Fucking Scottish animals

>>8327691
Crust looks good. How did you get it so crispy when the cheese looks like it just came out of the refrigerator? Need a lot more melting there, son.

6/10 because good crust. If not for that, you tried/10.

>>8326197
5 fresh pizzas and 4 survived pizzas at a discount. And one extreme torture pizza to go.

>>8327792
its a fresh mozzarella

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>>8322097

You know, it occurs to me that pepperoni and green pepper are what I always see in pizza ads - but not once have I ever seen someone order that combination in real life. What gives?

>>8328105
its because red and green stimulate your appetite etc the most. its for advertising not taste

>>8328105
It's good.

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cheese pizza with extra cheese

am I degenerate enough?

>>8327364
If you were the only person living in a region, then yes! you could say that, in that region, a wrench is called a pizza.
But you aren't the only person living in your country, state, county, or even town, so you don't get to make that decision.
Nice non-argument though.

>>8328105
Nice colors, prevents pizza from looking a brown mess.

>>8327364
yes, just like calling hamburgers smoked hams

>>8328316
one day, i will eat a slice of that. just to know how a meme tastes like

>>8328319
Alternatively, if you spread the news wide and fast enough on the internet that "a wrench is a pizza," then indeed, "a wrench is a pizza" becomes fact.

>>8326197
a dish of Italian origin consisting of a flat, round base of dough baked with a topping of tomato sauce and cheese, typically with added meat or vegetables.

Pizza used to be the italian word for "Pie".
Now it refers to open-faced savory pies.

'Go 'Za is indeed Pizza.

>>8327691
It's all there.

>>8327347

>No Pizza in a Cup

get out of here with your bullshit

>>8328344
or steamed hams

>>8327717
That's parsley. Please leave this board.

>>8327691
That looks perfect.

Hi John,

The realtor found a handkerchief (I think it has a map that seems pizza-related. Is it yorus? They can send it if you want. I know you're busy, so feel free not to respond if it's not yours or you don't want it.

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>>8324556
>plebs hating on based Pineapples
kys my men.

do americans really just eat two slices of pizza each for dinner?

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>>8327347
>kebab pizza
>from sweden

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>>8322205

>Why are Americans

>>8326197
Fresh, simple, rustic ingredients, a pinch of salt and a drizzle of olive oil.