ITT: We judge each other based on our favourite snacks. Pic related.

Are those lobster tails? They're meh for the price. I'd rather have shrimp

>>8321369
Well, not real lobster tails. It's surimi I'm told.

But yes.

>>8321353
Personality of a vaping nu male with some actually really cool traits. Probably cant bake, and is very selfish with what he makes. VERY selfish and picky.

>not that I get to eat these often, but grilled cheeses and peanut butter sandwiches are fucking awesome snack foods

>>8321353
Anything that's fried on the spot
I live near the Asian market and its filled with tiny shops that fry all sorth of shit for cheap
One of them has those greasy ducks hanging and a big platter of chicken feet, im good to get both someday

>>8322362
depressed office drone
>>8322432
bearded hipster

I like to snack on dry cured ham and hard cheese, sometimes with fruit.

>>8322451
>Eating wierd shit makes you a hipster

>>8322474
You live near an Asian market, but you call it an Asian market, so you're not Asian, which means you're living in a cheap neighborhood currently undergoing gentrification. Also, hipster is a neutral term, but the fact that you're so defensive about it and see it as a negative only reinforces the idea that you're a hipster.

>>8322479
I live in the same neighborhood I had lived all my life in 12 blocks from the house I grew up in
>The fact that you deny it means you are it
Ok I didn't realize I was talking with a 12 year old

>>8322492
Hipsters are notoriously defensive about being labeled a hipster. It's one of their hallmark traits.

>>8322495
And 12 year olds get defensive when called out on being 12 what's your point?

>>8322451
Almost thirty, still trying like hell to get a grip on this whole "adult" thing.

>>8322362
Not old enough to drink, but used to bring cigarettes to school until they raised the minimum age to buy tobacco products. Of course, he blames Obama.

>>8321353
Sister was molested. He never had the balls to ask how far the molester went, but he assumes it's all the way. He blames himself for her suffering, so he settles for faux lobster as punishment.

For me, it's the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.

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Mine (senbon)

>>8322495
the biggest hipsters I've ever met constantly talk about how much they hate hipsters, it's honestly surreal

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Fight me.

>>8322499
I never got defensive.
>>8322500
Actually I'm 12.
not really mods please don't ban me

>>8322492
youre not being a hipster. those were my favourites as a kid.

i change snack favourites often. right now I'd say it's a mix of berries and babybel cheese (I need to have my snacks on the go)

>>8322501
Mother is an alcoholic.

>>8322508
Was bullied as a kid. Now he eats gross shit and picks fights on the internet. He has tried to fight people on Facebook over a scene girl who barely remembers him from high school.

>>8322516
Listen the Asian market has been around longer than me, the movie theater is two books away, a school district is 4 there are kids there all the time daring each other to eat wierd candy
I'm not a hipster that chases expensive shirt areas, I lived all my life in the same neighborhood, I went to school here I mostly found out about it because other kids bought pound bags of off brand candy for dirt cheap there I once bought one of those long sticks to pick up shit and used to pinch my friend ass for two hours.
A hipster would never admit to being lame and living all his life in a tiny place so there,

Usually, I just throw fancy meats at the barbie and eat them for snacks

fancy sausages, meats...

>>8322517
I liked the big bags of jelly marshmallows, chocolate tastes like shit

>>8322545
but you do have a beard

>>8322554
Yes I do, I'm a fat dirty neck beard that's why I come to 4 chan

>>8322557
and you listen to garage rock

>>8322557
Post pic of your fingers

my favourite snack is cock

fucking hot cheetos because i dont give a fuck.

>>8322501
huge weeb. this post was probably the highlight of your day.

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This together with olives and tea.

>>8322751
You fancy shit. What kind of olives?

>>8322751

Local jarred preserved olives.

>Turkroach

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this would be my death row meal.

>>8322794
you have a very intense body odor and probably neglect your appearance in general

Snickers

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-Kalamata olives with the pits inside. They taste different once they've been pitted.
-Cornichons
-Capers
-Smoked salmon with lemon and pepper and capers
-Xtra hot flaming hot cheetos.

>>8322843
fat

>>8322586
Pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything. Especially if you eat the xtra hot ones in the black bag. They're the best.

>>8322759
You are a person who likes snacks which are not very good.

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Whats with all this healthy shit?

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Just boiled to shit. Sometimes this will make an entire meal for me, with thick sliced coldcuts for protein.

>>8322589
this

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On toast, with egg

Side of dark tea with a splash of vodka

>>8322903
Liar who watches too much Ramsey and posts his sister's anorexic boyfriend on /fa/ pretending to be him.

>>8321353
-really- likes to smell own farts

>>8322501
not getting laid!


>>8322508
fat

>>8322582
sexless lesbian

>>8322751
bi dicksucker

>>8322759
repressed office drone

>>8322794
you're happiest when you're out shooting

>>8322854
also fat

>>8322882
jersey

>>8322893
likes isometric RPGs and flat azn chicks


>>8322903
lost his first fight... badly

>>8322928
>>8322854
Correct. Although only like 7-10 lbs overweight

>>8322928
>>8322893
>currently have wakfu open
>about to check if a yu yu hakusho gayfic updated

Close enough?

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>>8322451
Nah, no office drone. Not that depressed, just a little lonely.

>>8322500
I wasn't of age for either of his elections, but I know what a bureaucracy is. However, this is me, >>8322000 And I did start smoking before eighteen and while in high school; leftover swisher sweet tobacco rolled in actual paper, since I had a bunch of the tobacco left from smoking dank ass bud.

And to be honest with you, I have no idea what constitutes a snack. I eat large quantities of food when I can to make up for how little often I do eat, despite loving to make food. So I guess whatever is not breakfast or dinner is a snack? But I don't like to call candy a snack, and sometimes I have a simple bowl of noodles in the morning or at night, so it's a moot point really. Fried PB&J sammiches though? Delicious. I guess I just said what the young me would be craving.

>>8322903
here,

>>8322928
>>8322912
Both totally wrong. I am /fa/ though. Step up senpais

>>8322991
Have you ever tried to make a post and spell out the word, F A M? Go ahead and try it. Reply back and type it in, but without the spaces of course.

>>8322981
Well, I'm happy to see my generalizations got to you, but that's all they were. I made vague insults that apply to a vast majority of people, like an autistic cold reader.

>>8322903
This anon had a forced homosexual experience while visiting tijuana, and he is now considering gender reassignment surgery. That "splash of vodka" is a crutch, and a necessary ingredient for most of his beverages.

>>8322500
>Almost thirty, still trying like hell to get a grip on this whole "adult" thing.
Not him, but that's me.

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usually cold

>>8321353

pistachios and bestiality

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>>8323153
White trash.

Food crack = pic related.

bonus color-changing cup.

>>8323181
I literally keep 3 1/2 gallons of milk and 3 packets of these things in my fridge at all time.

They are that fucking delicious.

>>8322545
Such a hipster. Jesus just come out of the closet nobody caaares

>>8321353
>ITT: We insult people who post anything different from us

Fixed that for you.

>>8322998
Senpai.

>>8323385
This guy, I think he likes doughnuts.

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The best.

>>8322508
>not ground beef
Hot dogs are good and all but beef tastes much better.

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>>8323883
I can't imagine the bowl movement after eating that. Ah well I eat jarocheese.

>>8323892
I think I may be lactose intolerant because I just get the shits the day after eating dairy but that doesn't stop me.

Avocado on basically anything
Herbed goat cheese on anything
Crunchy or kettle cooked chips with savory or salty flavors
Cardamom tea

>>8322903
Foreign, probably a wealthy slav

>>8323911
Forgot to reply to more.

>>8323883
Good taste in cheeses, but relishes a squeaky, fresh curd.

>>8323880
Unless he eats it with some kind of good dip, a boring person.

>>8323385
Fatty and proud of it.

>>8323181
Has reached enlightenment, oreo thins are the best thing that company has ever made.

>>8323153
Enjoys a crunch with their pasta, probably eats their spaghetti with premade garlic toast.

>>8322893
/fit/ or trying to be. Enjoys dicks in his ass.

>>8322882
Doesn't eat many sweets.

>>8322854
>all that salt and vinegar
Eats pussy like mad

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Popcorn made in one of these, come at me.

>>8323858
Gotchu senpai

>>8322570
I'm a nail biter it's my secret shame

>>8325140
Wipes cheese dust on his clothes and furniture

>>8325183
What a waste of good cheese dust.

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Only the halves though, spears and whole aren't the same

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I like sausages with anything, in pasta, sandwiches, anything, even just pure sausages as snacks

>>8325219
Puts them in mouth. Doesn't chew.
>>8325258
God damn I'm brown
>>8325265
Same as pickles guy

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Not on bread though. Black Pepper Triscuits.

>>8325265
same, literally any sausage with whole grain mustard is so fucking based

>>8321353
You don't need much to find joy
>>8322501
Weeaboo
>>8322508
You're hairy, tall and overweight, much like a sofa
>>8322582
You are comfortably predictable
>>8322751
You value image and appearance a lot
>>8322759
You're ok and misunderstood
>>8322794
You really dig the peace and quiet of loneliness
>>8322854
You got a sodium addiction
>>8322882
You're me
>>8322893
After a struggle, you managed to like your diet
>>8322903
You really do it for the vodka
>>8323153
You had a poor upbringing, but it was not sad enough to hate it that much
>>8323181
You have a sweet tooth and a smiling nostalgia for your childhood pleasures
>>8323385
You don't feel guilty for gorging yourself
>>8323880
Either you like dips or you're a very anxious person
>>8323883
You refer to your toilet as "my office"
>>8324266
You're fit
>>8325140
You're a nice slob
>>8325258
You're Mexican or Central American

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Would be the best chip if they didn't cost $6 a bag

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always need napkin after though for hands

>>8326584
you're a complicated individual with a rough mental history

>>8326620
you have high quality sneakers

>>8325403
you own a gun

>>8325258
chill latino

>>8325140
white bread basic bitch

>>8321353
smooth peanut butter from jar, coffee, pitted green olives stuffed with garlic, any variety of smoothie
>>8322362
hard worker that wont prioritize his health over rent money
>>8322582
cool dude
>>8322751
my girlfriends gay brother
>>8323181
>color changing
fuuug i need a new one

>>8326640
>waffle cut
what really never seen those kind b4

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Also I like white or jasmine rice with nothing but a bit of Nama Shoyu and steamed broccoli

Those things are fellworms?

Toasted sandwich; ham, cheese, cream cheese, occasionally turkey or chicken.

Also partial to a bit of salmon.

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Stuffing.

usually stove top, with mashed potatoes on the side.

nothing like a piping hot bowl of it on a cold winter day.

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Granola bars and a few cubes/slices of cheddar cheese

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Castelvetrano olives and crusty bread dipped in the olive oil that the olives are in.

>>8327547
Never learned to properly masturbate until he read about it on the internet

>>8322903
>>8325403
>>8327547
>>8326996
meals not snacks

>>8327790
Maybe for you, twiglet.

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Baby pickles. Crunchy, sour, salty.

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This, and only this flavour. I'm visiting Virginia for 6 months and they don't have it anywhere here, I'm suffering.

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Imitation crab meat is top-tier snack food.

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cooked with egg and liberty cabbage

>>8329171
do you eat it by itself?

>>8329246
Your farts must be incredibly bad.

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>>8329284

My body runs at 100% efficiency so I rarely fart. I could see how you'd think that though if we were talking about a "lesser" intestine.

>>8321376
surumi is fake as fuck dawg.
I get down with it though.

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I'm such a sucker for beef tongue

Carrot sticks with (yogourt with salt, olive oil, mint, fried garlic and ground pepper).

>>8329284
dat liberty cabbage doe

>>8321353
>snacks
Are we talking like, socially acceptable snacks? or only eat by myself with no witnesses kind of snacks. Because for the latter its a can of cold wolf brand chili dumped on a bowl of tortilla chips mixed in with the hottest hot sauce i can find.
I cant explain it, but its fuckin good.
has to be wolf brand chili, no you cannot heat it up

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fuckin love it.

GUYS, STOP SHITPOSTING! JANNY'S HERE! >>8329500

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>>8329503

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>>8325403

HEB my nigga.

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God-tier snack that will make wiping really difficult

>>8330311
Pale, tall, skinny, has very long fingers and laughs in a weird way

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Apple and Peanut Butter (American style pb is expensive as heck in Paris, so I've been eating pic related. Reminds me of West African style, half way between chunky and smooth, unsweetened and salty)

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>>8330311
Why would that make wiping difficult?

Anyway, sometimes I eat carrots dipped in pic related.

>>8326192


you're fuckin retarded lol

>>8331583

There's a lot of fat in hummus, and for some reason that makes my poops harder to wipe