How do I eat the good food I want and drink the cheap beer I

You eat like shit, look like shit, and statistically speaking, will die much sooner than me

>>8319395
I eat pretty healthy, I eat mostly fish and lentil based foods, I pretty much never drink soda or eat candies or snacks, I am not overweight, the only thing I do that's particularly unhealthy is drink beer everyday.

>>8319384
briefly pause between bites or sips. attempt to allow your body to digest some of the food before inhaling more of it.

>>8319384
Switch to cheap liquor and pop ranitidine.

What kinda beer you drinkin' ?

Drink half a glass of water mixed with a spoon full of baking soda before you do it.