Nothing like a good old fashioned homemade breakfast

That's Morning Star fake bacon.

t. spotter

>>8316983
This. Shit is horrible, literally smells and tastes like a Beggin Strip.

>>8316994
No

>>8316979
Used to eat that shit as a vegetarian. It taste decent when almost burnt

>>8316979
What the fuck is that. That isn't bacon you bastard

>>8316994
Then you've never tasted a beggin strip.

>>8316994
>>8317141
beggin strips taste like someone put a little bit of bacon salt on a piece of cardboard and then pissed on it

>>8316979
Dogs don't know it's not bacon!™

Hey, but seriously now. Leggo my Eggo™

>>8316979
that bacon stuff looks not edible

>>8317032
Not at all edible before being very slightly burnt, and then it tastes fantastic.
And then you taste it all day with painful reflux.
Morning Star is fucking incompetent or I have soy sensitivity.
Quorn is my dude.

the bacon is gross but the sausage patties are great