food porn thread

If this is food porn I must be on /d/

If this is food porn I must be on 9gag

You apparently don't know what 'food porn' is, OP.

>>8316014
Never been a fan of veggies in something as indulgent as alfredo sauce but I would try this I think it would work with the tortelini

If this is food porn I must be in hell

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some more food porn

If this is food porn I must be on /ck/

>>8316086
This is cancer

>>8316086
>throws away packet of spice
>so that he can then use prepackaged spice anyway

God fucking dammit, to think this fuckhead made money on a cookbook is infuriating.

>>8316086
Who the fuck is that so I can avoid him?

>>8316140
Not sure but his obnoxious reddit pandering style of writing is enough to identify him even if he does decide to change his terrible artstyle and childish font, so don't worry.

>>8316140
I think it says by Tyler Gays

>>8316175
Definitely Tyler something. Fucking Tylers, I've never known one that wasn't a shitty person.

>>8316086
AIDS

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Best burgers I've ever seen

>>8316140
>Who the fuck is that so I can avoid him?

Tyler Caps and i hope he fucking dies. The fact that he has a book and has been on food network makes me rage more than ja/ck/ to be honest

Be forewarned, you will get cancer and rage if you go to his fucking site
http://www.cookingcomically.com/

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>>8316189

>>8316183
>tfw my name is tyler and i'm a shitty person

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>>8316189
how about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WwNbLhreKM

>>8316202
I really wish I hadn't seen this post. Honestly this knowledge put me in a terrible mood. You should delete this so others can live in ignorant bliss.

>>8316086
recipe itself any good?

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So fucking hot

>>8316209
literally autism

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>>8316004
food hentai

>>8316452
Kimochi ne

>>8316365
>>8316106
Take a guess on your way out.

>>8316887
kill whoever makes these.

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>>8316887
Stop it!

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Kek, man this dude is funny and his recipes are great too!

>>8316985
>>8317073
They made a book from all these pics and you can buy it in retail stores.

>>8316004
Ain't gon no pics

>get pot
>add 1 crtn chicken broth
>add 1 can refried beans
>add 2 cans Rotel diced tomatoes
>add 1 can black beans, rinsed
>add 1/2lb cooked chicken, shredded
>cook that shit
>shit yeah, bois
>DUMP SOUP

>>8316189
FUCKING AMERICANS

>>8316887
fuck Tyler.

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>>8316086
>basil

I'll take "things that don't go in chili for $1000, Alex."

pic related

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>>8316086
>>8316887
>>8317152

Is the food even that bad? This guy just seems like an obnoxious shitbag in his instructions.

>>8316202
>Meatballs
>Maximum difficulty
What the fuck is wrong with this Autist? Apparently I should start writing a cookbook because I'm at least 10 times the cook this fuccboi is.

>>8317243
I don't think it's bad, it's just nothing special. Very average recipes. Like everything I've seen is what I would get if I googled whatever food he was trying to make and click the first link.

>>8316887
Pumpkin and nutella cheesecake. Fuck off.

>>8316365
yes it is actually

>>8317243
they're decent recipies, aspies in /ck/ just get angry because he makes money on making recipies like this.

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>>8317221
M8, this hurts us too. It's like watching a frenchman fuck up an omelette, or a German fuck up cooking sausage.

>>8317492
I feel like they're a little weak. If I'm gonna bother to look up a recipe I dont one of the steps to be "cook according to package".

>>8316004
the pasta that's stuck in the hot dog rarely if ever actually cooks

>>8316183
I know one, he's not shitty but he is a bit weird.

>>8317601
They are all a bit weak
They're good starter recipies and jumping off points for beginner cooks.

>>8316365
Yeah, I used this recipe the first time i tried to make Chili myself and it turned out pretty decent.

>>8316887
>any year
>skyrim

>>8316086
>>8316887
>>8317152

HAhaa!! These r epic! Now this is the kinda stuff i need for thos late night munchies!!!

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>>8316202
>http://www.cookingcomically.com/
i want to die

>>8316086
+1 for using tiny saltines. I don't know how or why, but they taste way better than the normally-sized ones.

>>8318667
I thought that was the point of all his recipes, isn't it? Even his little "difficulty meter" on most of them is way low.

>>8316044
Please. We have much better standards than this tripe.

If this is foodporn then I must be in the USSR during perestroika

>>8316103
Why do people slap some arbitrary pop culture reference on a recipe? I very much doubt Brandon The Builder ever had bell peppers in his fictitious life. It's just a regular recipe with a bit of nonsense added on.

>>8316887
Why didn't he make his own pie crust?

Would he have to draw that poorly too?

>>8316004

Fuckada, anyone who eats those shit frankfurter-type sausages had no palate, no style, no panache.
They and the food are fucking disgusting.

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bologna cake with mayo