>go to Dutch Brothers >order cocoa instead of coffee >waitress

>>8312821
>don't like coffee or tea
>always have to order hot chocolate whenever I go with friends or on dates to coffee shops
fuckin embarrassing tbqh

>>8312821
>>8312958
Hot chocolate is for children and cucks.

>>8312821
fuck em.
or try a mocha. prolly like it

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>ask for hot chocolate
>waitress brings out poorly mixed cocoa powder and hot water
>poorly mixed to the point of lots of chunks of powder still on top

Why even put it on the menu if you're not going to actually make it right?

I order hot chocolate 50% of the time I go to coffee shops. It's delicious. I like putting part of it in my fridge so the chocolate at the bottom solidifies again and it's like drinking chocolate milk with little chocolate chips in the bottom.

>>8312821
The girls that work there are usually very kind, you are probably a bumbling autist

>>8312962
Some people can't have caffeine, though

Did you poor vodka into it?

>>8312821
>going to Dutch bros
They sell gallons of chocolate milk at the store.

>be living in grants pass
>have a corporate account at db
>free mediocre coffee every day
>still get card stamps lol
Maybe impress them next time by ordering a Fireball which are delicious and effective.

>>8312962
>implying hot cocoa in the cuck shed isn't comfy

One time I was in the kebab shop at night, coming home from the pub, and the women behind the counter asked me if I wanted garlic or chilli sauce on my kebab.

I asked for the garlic one, and she said "Why? Are you a fucking pussy?"

I don't even think I waited for it, I think I spaghettid out the door.

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I was planning to make a joke about dutch-process cocoa but I'm too tired.

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>>8313149
Those """people""" are cucks and genelets

>>8312821
I would have made her super uncomfortable by asking why she's laughing, then ask why she woukd think that's funny, then stare her down until she feels like an idiot.
I've worked in the service industry before, I'm not going to put up with anyone giving me shit for what I order.

coffee is disgusting; typical that americans are obsessed with it.

>>8312821
lies

>>8312962
calling people cucks won't rid you of your shit tier fetish

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>>8314048
>asking why she's laughing
>get told it's because you ordered a poofter drink
>entire place turns to look at the flaming bender that ordered a poofter drink
>feel like poofter idiot and leave

>>8312821
Cocoa and coffee are both ok
Tea is for faggots

>>8314064
That's not how it works, idiot.

>>8312821
>waitress
I mean they are baristas but I wouldn't even call them that.

They make some gud sweet coffee though. The normal cappuccino wouldn't do there, I usually get a Kahlua Kicker.

Do they exist outside of WA?

>>8313149
Chocolate contains caffeine

>>8314048
This. You ask her whats funny and stare. If she doesn't back down, you ask to speak to her manager and proceed to gouge them for whatever you can.

I work service as well and would never, ever, make trouble for waitstaff or a restaraunt. But if you break the first rule, you deserve to be dragged over the coals.

>>8314077

t. butthurt ordered of poofter drinks

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>drinks burnt bean juice that smells like dried shit
>calls others "poofter"