What's the gayest food in the world?

>>8308409
ur mum, lol.

>>8308409
Idk about food but for drinks it's clearly champagne.

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>>8308409

>>8308425
I raise you the appletini.

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>>8308409
Dirt rockets.

>>8308443
>not posting vinegar husbands

>>8308448
>Straight food.

>>8308409
Cupcakes

>>8308425
>Champagne
Fabulous and gay are not synonymous, dip shit.

Canapés hands down. Pair that shit with some moscato and oh girl you got yourself a fagulous time.

Source: lifelong queer.

>>8308409
Did Black Rock Shooter make macarons gay or am I retarded?

>>8308466
the latter

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Here's some popsicle we have in Germany. It's called "Flutschfinger" witch means "slippy finger".

OP
he's a massive fruit

>>8308577
Don't forget how cheese and vinegary his cock is when he doesn't shower for 3 days.

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>>8308569

>>8308569
Isch und meine Familie, wir präferieren alle den Flutschfinger

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>>8308569
Best German dish I ever know, it´s called Alice´s Fritzkey

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>>8308608
Juicy thing

>>8308609
>Look mommy, look what I can make with my food

>>8308608
>>8308609
Thank You for preparing such a sexy webm treat for us.
Please repost this to /r9k/ and /b/.

>>8308450
Fags can get married now, in case you forgot.

>>8308620
And I will still be alone.

>>8308623
Better alone than gay.

>>8308409
Quiche.

It's delicious but also impossible to say without lisping.

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>>8308409

Frittata

>>8308425
Wedding cake vodka.

>>8308409
I'm only half a fag but I'd say kale. If you don't eat enough fiber chances are you'll give someone shitdick one day

>>8308465
>moscato
>gay

I'm tempted to disagree. White Zinfandel is unquestionably gayer.

>>8308660
I thought "gay fuel" was meth

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>>8308768
>I'm only half a fag

>>8308609
>shisha
cancer

>>8308759
Cotton candy flavored vodka is 5x distilled concentrated fag juice

>>8308865
Agree to disagree, but you make a fair point

>>8309069
If you knew how much pussy I got drinking moscato with my girlfriend you'd disagree.

Nonetheless, it's more productive to enjoy food because it's good rather than what people would think of you for consuming it.

>>8308581
>2016
>being uncut
Gross

>>8308425
You're nuts if you don't drink champagne for the holidays. More like these
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>>8308465
>>8308759
or shit like Hypnotiq, or the Brandy Alexander. Just brandy if they're a full blown alcoholic.

>>8309192
>2016
>mutilating children based on religious tradition for no good reason
Lmao