Talk me out of it phams

>>8307283
just kill yourself?

>>8307283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq_JgnoOCCU

it's fucking disgusting, and I like pizza hut normally

it made me really just wish I had gotten the pretzel crust instead

>>8307305

They load that shit up with way too much fucking salt. I brushed like 90$ off to make it eatable

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>>8307303
>Well, ladies and gentlemen... we'll wait for the clock to... finish...

This is a new level of autism.

>>8307308
>90$
>of salt
wew

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>>8307303
>>8307305
>>8307308
Thanks goys, you've talked me out of it.

>>8307308
$90 worth of salt on a pizza?

Jesus Christ, how do Americans eat that shit?

>>8307303
Two things

Why the fuck are his eyes so god damn dilated?

Why does he have a statue of Jafar in his china cabinet?

>>8307303
>takes a bite of crust, shakes his head in disappointment
>takes another bite, same expression of regret
>takes a third, not happy
>"no, just no"
>takes another bite, America in a nutshell

>>8307364
wtf

>>8307364
I imagine he wanted to keep the flavour and texture fresh in his mouth while he articulated his opinion in his head.

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>>8307303
>that clock

>>8307289
Really? You're going to tell someone to kill their selves? Show some moral you cunt