ITT: only god tier sweets
>>8305382
mold?
>>8305382
What are those? Never seen them before.
I really like trolli octopuses. I'm a fan of gummy things but the octopuses win it for me.
>>8305472
Salammoniac drops.
It's a sweet licorice hull with a salammoniac filling in the middle.
my girlfriend's pu
>>8305382
This salted licorice meme needs to end. It's okay at best.
Dulce de leche squares
Who doesn't love toffee?!
>>8306332
My teeth
>>8306353
But you can just let it melt in your mouth and enjoy all the flavors...
I almost want to make some now, except I don't need all that sugar and fat. But dark, almost burned toffee with dark chocolate and toasted nuts... omfg so good. But I know I can't control my fat ass and I'd eat it until I made myself sick.
>>8305382
>>8306476
this malaka knows what's up
especially if they're still hot
just bought dark choco with salty caramel crunch
dark choco is the bestest
Swefag here, you all got shit candy
>>8306572
cute
GOAT
>>8306328
this
>>8305574
Super lemon is better
I know a lot of people find these unpleasant but I can't get enough of them.
>>8306790
dude same.
In the uk they are a pain in the ass to get so I stick with Toxic Waste most of the time.
People find it weird that i eat 2 or 3 at a time.
>>8306790
Me and my sister love seeing who can stick the most of these in their mouths
>>8306307
my absolute fav
>>8306869
One time I ate through a jumbo bg in like an hour and I couldn't feel the middle of my tongue for a few days.
Chocolate truffles, in any form.
>>8306884
>no pluto
>>8306887
If they added Pluto, i'm sure the price would increase from it's current cost of 79 fucking dollars.
>>8306887
It's the 8 planets. If you're gonna bawwww about Pluto, why not bawwww about the lack of Eris & Makemake?
Literally GOAT sweet right here.
>>8306929
They've made 'em smaller m8. Brexit, init.
I hate yet love these motherfuckers.
RIP my gums
>>8306935
I did not know if they made them smaller or if i just remembered them being bigger as a kid.
>>8306887
planetlets OUT
>>8306535
>raisins
you and your breed are the shame of Earth
>>8306884
>Uranus
>Milk tea
This is bullshit
>>8306508
Bless
The only thing that'll help me get through Valentine's ;_;
How would you like your mouth?
Just fuck my mouth up
fuck the bananas
am i doing it rite?
I got this
>>8307677
naw man I mean they ok but there's a reason you always see them uneaten in giant jars
Cherry Cola bottles > Cola bottles
I've never liked candy without food value, and stuff that can be made any day of the year with shelf stable ingredients doesn't appeal to me much.
I like fruit. I make all sorts of fruit sweetened desserts.
>>8307546
ye boi
my friend and I would buy these as kids and see who could eat more without resorting to water.
>>8307509
There was this fat kid when I was in high school who ate this as his lunch.
>>8305472
>trolli
I can only find these in the US for some reason.
Apparently they distribute in leafland, but I've never seen any there.
>>8306601
Literally a Haribo knockoff.
>>8307708
I can only find trolli in Wal-Mart or at dollar stores. Literally nowhere else. I have no idea where you'd get it in leafland
>tfw when my local walgreens only sell red and the disgusting rainbow.
No blues or greens anywhere. The red is fine but I need blues.
Lebanese """candy"""
>>8307507
...but i liked the bananas
>>8306476
Based as fuck, those are great
>>8307747
For me it would be this
>>8306508
>>8306929
>>8307510
>>8307622
>>8307625
>>8307680
my niggaz
anything else than chocolate is degenerate
>>8306307
not eating the the best rings
>>8307875
What I do is eat peaches.
>>8307880
Because fruit flavored candy just makes me frustrated I'm not eating the actual fruit it's supposed to taste like.
>>8307438
your the all caps guy because not to many people hate raisins around here
>>8307507
Bananas are the best
>>8306535
I like raisins, I like chocolate, and I like them together, but milk chocolate is vile.
>>8307750
7/11 always seems to have these. The rainbow ones have a different taste, I don't know why they've phased out the superior sour punch straws.
>>8306962
Yes bro!!!! These are the fucking shit
>>8307696
So that's how you get a foot fetish!
>>8307398
this is suppose to be god tier
>>8306962
Oh my folks brought these from a vacation in Mexico ten+ years ago with a lot of other candy from there. Never had them since but damn they were good. No Mexican candy in stores out here in Russia yet.
>>8306385
>you can just let it melt in your mouth and enjoy all the flavors
ain't nobody got time for dat shiet
>>8305382
>>8307545
>>8307546
Both tied to this
>>8307680
those were the bomb
Ill enjoy some of this
These are the best, especially chocolate
>>8306318
>dulce de leche spread
only the gods know those pleasures.
>>8309128
i love riesen!
>>8308887
What's the tried kind?
>>8309520
ferrero rondnoir
>>8306790
>>8306929
>>8307498
>>8307875
Impeccable taste
God-tier coming through
I really want to try these, but they cost a fortune to ship to the US.
Seems like everyone hates these but I genuingly like them
>>8306869
How many can your sister fit in her mouth?
licorice is the most estrogenic substance known to man - eat it at your own peril
>>8306328
*tips fedora*
>>8307677
YES
No one ever mentions these, but these are so good.
>>8306535
God tier coming through.
>>8306535
don't listen to the haters
you're my n word
always and forever
Really any honeycomb toffee
I love this shit.
>>8306884
"in the ways you always imagined"
tf? I never imagined Mercury would task like coconut mango
>>8311365
Edmund pls go
>>8311003
tastes like eating sugar wrapped in a handkerchief
>>8306476
mmm pour some honey over those lil sluts
>>8307622
I would always take these from the candy dish at the nursing home where my grandmother was in the last few months of her life.
>>8305382
>ITT: only god tier sweets
>Everyone proceeds to post the same disgusting, poor people shit they always do.
>>8309261
wow that is le so funny original comment xdd
>No dark chocolate espresso beans
Really? These are the best.
>>8307694
Care to share a favorite recipe?
>>8311365
This rose version blows ass.
>>8307747
Definitely this. I like to keep a few in the glovebox.
>>8306929
The toffee chocolate orange that comes out this time of year is honestly the best chocolate I've ever had
>>8308766
It's not like you can't do other stuff whilst it is melting in your mouth. Watch TV, play games, drive etc.
>>8306951
You had smaller hands back then.
>>8305382
My nigga
>>8311518
That makes it sound bad. I used to take these from my mom's work when she was a waitress.
Based strawberry thingies.
>>8306790
The only problem I have with them is that they tear your tongue up if you eat too many.
>>8311581
Mah man, those are my personal favorite. I work 12 hour shifts over night so I'll eat a handful and I'll get such a blast of energy. So good
>>8306307
I love the sour stuff.
>>8309261
no you won't
>>8307398
It's a regular as fuck chocolate.
>>8312150
Yeah, it's trash. It's like the McDonalds of chocolate.
>>8312152
It's alright though. I'm not american but since everyone claimed it's so terrible I had to import it and taste it and it was just... normal.
And to think that people claimed it tastes like vomit.
>>8306962
me mum is addicted to this because it reminds her of Li Hing Mui
now i'm addicted
>>8312171
Your mother might enjoy pic related
>>8305502
>not the superior orange version
I have an insatiable addition to these little fuckers
>>8311581
MY NIGGA
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I was just coming to post these
Sugar coated violet petals.
>>8306962
There was some big scare campaign about Mexican candy being full of lead and toxic stuff back in 2006.
Was there any actual evidence of said candy being dangerous?
>>8312450
yeah a few kids ended up dying
Dear God I periodically get addicted to these.
>>8306887
>m-muh Pluto!
Are Make-Make, Ceres, Eris and Haumea also planets to you? No? You don't even know what they are? Shut the fuck up.
>>8307677
LOVE EM
>>8311581
I put these in my trail mix when I'm backpacking
Mango Hi-chew are so goddamn addictive. I know there's all sorts of hydrogenated oils and shit, but I can't help myself around these things.
>>8312450
mE no now. I eated da candie evre day. i brane still sooper gudder.
>>8312550
found the hipster
An all-time favourite of mine.
My mouth is watering just thinking about them. I miss them so much.
>>8312585
I think the hipster is the person who secretly loves the normie shit and has to seek out the obscure artisnal garbage that no one likes because it's shit tier so he can stand out as "unique" and "special"
>>8307507
The bananas were the best part you neanderthal
>>8312626
>not knowing the strawberry is the best.
Banana lover get the fuck off my sweet thread REEEEEEEEEE
>>8312415
Non merci messieur.
>>8312475
That shit is pretty awful. Nobody buys them for the edible portion.
>>8306535
Raisins are meh, but chocolate covered craisins are god-tier
>>8312415
Or, alternately, violet candy.
>>8311589
Here's a few that don't look like soft serve poop:
https://veggieprimer.com/mini-raw-banana-cream-pies/
http://www.nestandglow.com/healthy-recipes/carrot-cake-truffles-vanilla-bean-icing
http://www.binjalsvegkitchen.com/blueberry-vegan-cheesecake/
http://www.hotforfoodblog.com/recipes/2015/2/2/strawberry-cheesecake-bites
>>8306535
I live in the raisin capital of the world and I still hate these little shits
Just got back from the local candy counter pls r8
>>8314808
>gummi chicken feet from Holland
>fuit+licorice guppies from Holland
>Black cherry mustaches
>gummi cows
>red licorice corgies
>ultimate malted milk balls - dark choc, milk choc, white choc surrounding the malt (from Koppers in NYC)
>>8308181
holy shit, where can i find these?
>>8314858
I saw them at CVS two weeks ago if you're in the US. I'd bet Walgreens has them too.
>>8311216
Tastes like soap
Rosy apples are truly the dankest sweet ever but very few places can make them right
haters are welcome
>>8315057
I gave this to a girl a had a crush on and I found out how she had some prime succ skills.
>>8315093
godlike candybar
Does anyone elses mouth water when they think of sour candys?
>>8306478
Ruining a cake donut with chocolate frosting. Sad to see
>>8306572
Said the fag with chocolate based on a norwegian recipe
>>8307625
peeps are literally the worst candy.
tobleroneski
>>8306328
Made me think of my grandma
I'm sad now, rip
I love these so god damn much, miss them from my time living in Brazil.
I'm amazed their diabetes statistics aren't comparable to the US.
>>8305911
Where are you from ?
In scandinavia its not a meme its something alot of people Love. Its the only candy I like.
>>8306535
BY THE HANDFUL, BROTHER
>>8306929
arrooooooooo
local asda is shifting two pallets worth of these boys for 50p each, love it
>>8306884
>not made to scale
fuck that, i want a tiny mercury and a jawbreaker-size jupiter
>>8309261
could hang some real clothes off them crooked shoulders boi not like that small net and frumpy leather camel toe generators
>>8311003
opening up 3 to to fill another's shell with sherbet to create a beast
>>8311028
in a similar situation the other way around with US cinnamon things tbqhwy family
>>8312424
reds would fuck your shit up, saved up 10 packets worth and passed out as a kidlet
I unironically like these...
>>8317989
And these.
Love these salty fuckers
>>8305481
wtf is salammoniac
>Sal ammoniac is a rare mineral composed of ammonium chloride, NH4Cl
according to google
>>8318011
And it's delicious.
>>8309728
what is this?
>>8311317
god I love these and crunchie bars. I'm glad I can find them in more stores in the US now.
I wish I could still find this taffy. I guess they stopped making it.
>>8307398
Hershey's is shit
The densest, darkest, most overpowering licorice I can find. No coatings or fillings, just F L A V O R
>>8306535
>best
>>8312418
Jolly Ranchers are terrible and you're a terrible person for liking them.
>>8318495
sounds heavenly
>>8306328
thanks mom
>>8306535
disgrace
>>8305382
>god tier
>sweets
Oxymoron.
>>8318029
>what is this?
'Cuberdon'. Locally made, basically a soft-ish shell (with an incredible texture, I just love biting into one) filled with syrup. I read somewhere they can't be exported because the center syrup would crystallize by the time they hit the shelves overseas.
Make sure to try these (the real ones, iirc only they can be called cuberdon, knockoffs will have a generic name) when you're in Belgium.
>>8318672
What's wrong with your mouth? That's not normal, you know...
>>8307863
Jesus that cake...
>>8318668
They look lovely. I've always wanted to go to Belgium.
I can never find these damn things anymore but they were so good
>>8306884
>best planet Saturn is also best flavor
I like this set.
>>8306869
What else can you put in your sister's mouth?
>>8307625
So has anyone ever figured out what happens if you eat 100 of them?
>>8319234
You turn into one, Violet.
>>8311618
>not nuggies
>>8307880
No, what you do is talk to strangers about how you don't make unhealthy decisions. That's what you do for dessert.
>>8319245
>not eating ass for dessert
Enjoy your calories.
>>8318668
THEY LOOK AMAZING HOLY SHIT
>>8312613
There's so much demand for them, why doesn't altoid reissue them?
Anybody ever had these? As far as I can tell, they were only available in Polish shops.
>>8307694
>>8306328
OUT WITH YOU BOTH
>>8307693
when I was 10 I accidentally swallowed one of these cunts whole and it was stuck in the bottom of my esophagus for an hour
>haven't ate one since
>>8307693
You get right the fuck out of here with your dense-ass flavorless gelatin lumps, you useless twat
>>8319452
>caring this much about others candy preferences
>>8320107
Dots are not candy
plebs will disagree
>>8320119
>Ingredients: Sugar, Invert Sugar
M8, wot
>>8319452
Dots are not gelatin. I know because I'm better than you (I'm vegan :^) and used to eat shit.
>Ingredients: Corn Syrup, Sugar, Food Starch-Modified, Malic Acid, Natural And Artificial Flavors, Sodium Citrate, Artificial Colors (Including FD&C Red 40, Yellow 5, Blue 1).
>>8320152
Well, by some dark sorcery, Tootsie Roll Industries managed to convert those ingredients into the culinary equivalent of "edible" dollops of silicon caulk.
>>8312418
The cherry flavor is fucking delicious. I found a cherry jolly rancher lollipop one time. Was so gud senpai
>>8320119
I like em
>>8307693
God no.
So God-tier most of you couldn't handle it
>>8307700
This.
Also nice double dubs
>>8318685
I have no idea. At some point they began hurting when eating semi-chewy things, most notably chocolate and gum.
I asked my dentist and she said there's nothing I can really do about it. I think it's gradually getting better though
>>8306535
>most people hate these
What in fuck?
>>8321249
Oh well good luck anon. Chamomile and yarrow (horsetail) are used as natural remedies for tooth pain, so maybe try drinking some chamomile/yarrow on the regular and see if it helps.
Gotta make a proper infusion though (boil water but let it cool for a few minutes, then steep tea covered for 10 min before drinking).
>>8318005
I love sneaking a bag of these into the movie theatre. Good salmiakki is really hard to get in burgerland
>>8306579
Neekerini
>>8320136
Inverted or invert[1] sugar syrup is a mixture of glucose and fructose; it is obtained by splitting the disaccharide sucrose into these two components. Compared with its precursor, sucrose, inverted sugar is sweeter-tasting[2][3][dubious – discuss] and its products tend to retain moisture and are less prone to crystallization. Inverted sugar is therefore valued by bakers, who refer to the syrup as invert syrup.[4]
Sucrose is a disaccharide, a molecule derived from two simple sugars (monosaccharides). In sucrose, the monosaccharide building blocks are fructose and glucose. The splitting of sucrose is a hydrolysis reaction. The hydrolysis can be induced simply by heating an aqueous solution of sucrose[citation needed], but more commonly, catalysts are added to accelerate the conversion. The biological catalysts that are added are called sucrases (in animals) and invertases (in plants). Sucrases and invertases are types of glycoside hydrolase enzymes. Acid, such as lemon juice or cream of tartar, can also accelerate the conversion of sucrose to invert sugar.
>>8322353
Where can you get those in Canada?
>>8312482
N-nani
lemon drops
>>8315057
sorry anon but those things are shit tier, like a thick flat soda
>>8307398
>not dark
>not even with almonds
shit taste
donuts are the tastiest treat that can hit the human tongue, but you can literally reach your tdee with 4 of them.
>>8323415
>tdee
?
>>8323422
>google is hard
?
Kókuszgolyó
Plebs, all of you are plebs.
My Grandmother made the best fensters but the store bought ones are pretty good, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z0e-GKJA10
>>8306328
You could have at least chosen a less shitty apple.
>>8306307
such a pity that the flavoring has become too artificial imo
they dont make them the real way anymore
these things used to be brown and tasted like... apple. actual apple, not the suggestion of larger-than-life-apples.
Can an American anon help me recollecting out the name of a candy i had when i was younger? A Puerto Rican classmate used to have it. The candy was a strawberry flavoured fruit roll. It was wrapped up on a long ribbon/line.
greatest stuff ever produces by human cooks.
>>8312701
wtf? my gf does, we always throw away the shitty toys.
I'm going to France and Spain in a few weeks, are there any sweets that I should definitely try?