red rice

>>8301785
Might be a glutinous variety? Was there any other info on the packaging? As with all rice I would suggest letting it soak for at least an hour and then rinsing it again before cooking. Get it to a rolling boil then lower heat and cover. Shouldn't take longer than 25 minutes to cook under these conditions.

>>8301785
>Not rinsing first and steaming.

Fucking /ck/ can't even cook anymore. Just suck it and go to McDicks.

>>8301851
wo the fuck does any of that. white rice is 16 minutes in the pot 2:1 brown rice is 35 minutes 2.5:1 there is no steaming rice or washing rice that's for eyetie and french faggots that don't know how to cook and eat rice, the food of the real people

>>8301828
no it was from a mail order meal-in-a-box thing, just a brown paper pack that said "red rice"

>>8301878
Sorry anon, but adding scallions to instant ramen isn't cooking. :^ )

>>8301885

your shitposting has kept my advice thread on p1, for which i thank thee
>you're

>>8301909
Shitposting is advice, though. :^)

>>8301785
>place red rice in rice cooker
>add water in roughly 2:1 ratio
>walk away and fuck off at computer for ~15 minutes
>place broccoli in oven at 400 with salt, pepper, olive oil and a touch of garlic powder
>walk away and fuck off at computer for ~10 minutes
>slice and wok fry some beef marinated with lemongrass paste, soy and chili oil
>eat rice, beef and broccoli while fucking off at computer again

>>8301919

after 30 minutes at a simmer it was literally crunchy grains in water soup, what have i missed

>>8301932
You need to level up cooking to 30+ to craft it faster.

>>8301932
Stop that. Do not 'simmer'. Simmering is for insecure people. Turn the heat to maximum, and duct tape the lid on. Boom. Red rice everywhere. Now you can lick it off the floor, cooked to perfection.

>>8301932
no clue, but i'm sure you either did not get rice or you fucked it up supremely. probably the latter and it probably wasn't simmering.

>>8302057

Some weird ass grain labeled red rice that was actually red bulghur wheat or something? That's kinda what it tastes like, but never heard of red grains like that

>>8301881
Mate I think you just ate solid, plastic rice.

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>>8301785
>not reading the instructions
I WONDER WHAT WENT WRONG OP

>>8303137
OP here.

there were literally no instructions

>>8303242

Good thing that we have things like google and cookbooks to refer to!

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did you really fuck up red rice my dude

like goddamn

there are machines you can buy at walmart for 30 bucks that can do this shit

thought from the image that it was chili

>>8303271
I'm sorry, the rice fairy didn't come down from the sky and inform me there was another kind of rice out there that needed to be cooked for TWO STRAIGHT HOURS that would show up in a food box in the mail so I assumed I could make rice in a pot like a human.

UPDATE

I ended up cooking and mashing some chickpeas, added garlic, onion and spices and two eggs, made fried rice patties. pretty good my dudes. they needed about 5 minutes on a side to hold together but legit made a delicious meal out of this crappy "rice"

>>8303414
Why?

I don't see any beans

>>8304299

>ayy lmao