Uh.. they're fuckin' crackers.
>>8301499
YEAH?? SO????
It's not even good crackers, and that's a Sysco brand (I looked it up) so they're free to call it whatever they want. They can be as goofy as they want, because at the end of the day it's just plain old saltines and nobody cares where it came from or who made them because every brand tastes the same.
>>8301557
That's not a saltine that's a captains wafer
>>8301569
They're called Club Crackers.
That's a captain wafer.
That's a biscuit
As a kid, whenever I was at restaurants, I would make butter sandwiches with those crackers.