>fill a bowl with mayonnaise >sprinkle in some chopped

>>8299616
>"""pretending""" to be retarded
>""""TROLLING"""""

>>8299616
Is that how you make it, fatass?

I make mine with tomatoes, pickles, and onions and just a tablespoon of mayo, it's quite a thing around these parts

>>8299616
Don't listen to these autists

>>8299652
>>8299657
This looks great

t. Type 2 diabetes sufferer with no idea why I've got it except I eat at mcdonalds daily and am connected to a hfcs drip at night

>>8299616
Let me let you in on a secret cooling recipe...
They do the same thing to tuna and use it on SANDWICHES.

>mix tuna with mayonnaise
>tuna """ salad """

>>8299738
>Type 2 diabetes sufferer with no idea why I've got it except I eat at mcdonalds daily and am connected to a hfcs drip at night
your life is rough bud

>>8299738
>t. Type 2 diabetes sufferer with no idea why I've got it except I eat at mcdonalds daily and am connected to a hfcs drip at night

Don't worry, it's genetics.

>>8299743
>not adding chopped pickles, celery, and apples to your tuna salad, then adding lettuce or raw spinach to your sandwich
I mean it's not gonna win health food of the year, but some of us do make the effort to make it a bit better...

american here. I was always told that eggs are vegetables.

>>8299843
kek

>>8299843
I always thought that it was what you fed hookers.

>>8299855

egg salad for hookers?

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not enough mcchicken

>>8300540
Newfag

>>8300624
>>>/b/

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>>8299839
>Apples with mayo
>Apples with mayo and tuna

>>8299732
usually I hate the combination of eggs and tomato but this sounds really nice

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>>8299743
tuna salad is fucking delicious buddy

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>>8299839
>putting apples/raisins in tuna or turkey salad

>talking shit about egg salad

Nigga fuck you and your entire worthless bloodline.

Muh semantics
Muh diction

>>8299616

>mayonnaise

Greek yogurt and Horseradish mustard you fat fuck

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>>8299752
Ah thanks, I always wondered if it was something to do with my diet but now I know it's okay to keep eating mcdicks because it's just genetic that I'm so fat and have the beetus

>>8300674
>>8300701
Grated apples and cucumber with tuna mayo is fookin delicious you degenerates

>>8300689

the trick is to dice the tomatoes and blot them on paper towels or it gets watery, and mince the pickle and onion fine so they combine really well.

>>8300624

are you talking about the "you have to eat all the eggs" meme?

that wasn't a hooker, that was a party girl in Ibiza