How do I make my steaks look like this, /ck/?

like burnt dog shit? leave them on grill for a long time, proceed to drink bleach and then shoot yourself.

This is an old way of garnishing the foodmade by chef Ferran Adrià.

It's called foam.

>>8299612
Kays Good Cooking can help you

grill them till they curl
cum on them
enjoy

>>8299620
I second this

>>8299612
They never had a chance...
Garnish them with a single napkin over the corpses of what could have been steaks...

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>>8299655

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>>8299655
Fuck off back to /b/ you cretin.

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Hey /ck/, /x/ here, Is it possible to retain my mana(sperm) by infusing my dishes with sperm?
That way I won't lose any QI when I fap and it won't be as icky as eating my own semen when I fap. So, is it possible to cooking something using semen without losing it's substance?

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>>8299612
Don't

>>8299867
pls leave

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>>8299879
I was just asking if it was possible to cook a dish using sperm for spiritual reasons(not gay), i'm sorry if I offended you or anything, i'm new to /ck/

>>8299655
You forgot to blast them with piss.

>>8299883
kys

>>8299867
>>8299883
Dumb frogposter

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>>8299612
Just follow this helpful video!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gnaIfIVxYA

>>8299612
>How do I make my steaks look like this, /ck/?
Buy a really tough lean cut that wasn't meant for grilling, and slice it cheaply, too thinly. In that pic, the tough fascia kind of fat is tightening on the edges as it shrinks, curling that meat up. Giving it a quick tenderizing pound, would have at least broken that up a bit first.

Next time buy some NY strip, it's foolproof, maybe some nice porterhourse Tbones or something if you want to go thicker. I love a ribeye, but it does indeed curl up if not thick enough.

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>>8299612

>>8299883
>>8299867
Fuck off Podesta

>>8300486
John Podesta? You Americans got some fucked up people in your politics. Though I can't say much living in the Balkans. Hope Trump fixes that for you.

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>>8299612
that is a black sea hare sir

>>8300285
Oh come on! Leave poor Kay alone, at least she's cooking food!

>>8300285
so joocy

>>8300285
Thanks, following Kays advice really helped give it that nice foamy sperm look!

>>8299867
go back to fingering your infected wound, christine

>>8300285
i cant laugh at her like i can with jack because im pretty sure she's legit mentally retarded.