Is there anything better than a perfectly made chili dog?

>>8298410
Nope

>>8298410
A chili dog is an awful thing. Even bad ones are delicious, and there's no way to make a good one that is even a remotely healthy thing to eat. It is one of many foods that have hacked us. Approach with caution.

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>>8298410
Perfect dont involve no CHEEZ!

>>8298410
No.
By definition.
Perfect.
/thread

>>8298545
kys

>>8298578
He's right though. Cheese has no place on a chili dog. It's gilding a lily that's already been gilded.

a perfectly made chicago dog

>>8298410
It is pretty hard to beat. I personally like mine topped with mustard, hot sauce and kraut to produce maximum room clearing gas clouds.

>>8298410
no

>>8298410
Yes. Many things. But not if you are REALLY in the mood for a chili dog.

>>8298410
Chili dogs really are some of the best shit tier food to be honest. Really hits the spot a couple times a year.

>>8298410
If you're really high/drunk, cant cook, love having diarrhea, want stains on your clothes and furniture, and are as poor as Haiti, then yeah.
Go for it man, that really improves your status with the ladies. Well done, keep it classy.

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>Tfw your religion gets in the way of your chilli dogs

>>8298410
How about this you pussy:

>Fully Loaded Salty Dog 13.59

Topped with sauerkraut, bacon, grilled onion & mushrooms, American, cheddar, pepperjack & Swiss cheese. As seen on Travel Channel's Man vs. Food.

>>8300612
Too many different things, man. Muddles the flavor.

>>8300133
How's life on the spectrum?

>>8300133
I think he was just talking about the flavor, asshole.