How come toast is smaller?

>>8296701

Heat causes proteins to shrink. Same reason why meat shrinks when you cook it.

magic bread goblins rub their hands on you bread and take some as payment. Every wonder why toast is free?

Nobody knows

>>8296701
bread contains moisture. Moisture hydrates. Toasting removes moisture, thus the shrinkage.

the jews do this

It's magic. No one really knows how or why it happens but we do know that it does in fact happen

>>8296709
This is the most believable answer.

>>8296709
/thread

>>8296701
The majority of toasters fire gamma rays at the bread, which also just happen to be the primary component of a shrink ray. This causes some shrinkage, although not nearly enough to cause the bread to go microscopic or subatomic. The shrinking process also releases a huge amount of energy, causing your bread to be hot and cooked.

>>8296917
No toast for you

>>8296924
So, if I used a broken toaster or toasted my toasts a lot the gamma rays would make my toast hulk toast?

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>>8296706
>mfw the god damn sun been stealing my gains all this time

>>8296992
Stay in the basement with the lights off.
Nothing will steal your gains now, you are the macho man!

>>8296995
>Stay in the basement with the lights off.

we're all right ahead of you there mate

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>>8296701
>How come
I think you meant to ask "why".
You're welcome.

>>8296995
No I am going to sleep in the fridge for dem cold gains

>>8297029
How come is legitimate, if informal.

>>8296967
yes

>>8297040

No, it's not. It's the sign of low intelligence.

>>8297029
This is a sign of autism.

>>8297047
It's been used since the 1500s, dickbreath.

>>8297047
how come your so mean :(

>>8296706
I thought it was because heat took out water.

Probably both if what you said is true

>>8297056

By retards, sure. Why would you want to emulate them?

>>8297063
What was mean about that post? I didn't insult you or use profanity, I just stated a simple fact.

>>8297147
>Machiavelli is a retard

Stop posting forever.