Best /ck/ cure for a hangover? pls halp i think im dying

A red bull, pork roll egg and cheese on a hard roll as well as plenty of water

if you already have a hangover then you fucked up
my hangovers are hell on earth and i'm usually immobilized in my bed until 8-9PM of the day after drinking

my solution is simply aspirin
get two before you get in bed after drinking
drink 1L or more of water
get up semi-early in the morning, another aspirin or paracetamol/other painkillers
get in bed for another hour or two
rise and shine

>>8290097
TIME AND WATER. THATS IT. DONT BOTHER EATING.

>>8290103
RIP in pieces anon

Cold sphagheti-os and crispy bacon. Sounds fucking disgusting, works like a dream every time

>>8290103
It's better to use ibuprofen, it's more gentle on the liver.

Instant noodles / ramen

Add some ground cayenne pepper to give you a kick and drink all of that salty goodness liquid as well

Works for me

For me, it's got to be a fried sandwich or breakfast. Eggs, sausage, beans. Throw in whatever else. Black pudding, mushrooms, onions. Tomatoes or hash.browns. Soak all that shit up in grease and carbs. Either it'll even you out or you'll vomit, which will even you out.

guys ive drank 2 liters of water, redbull, taken aspirin, ibuprofen, vicodin
eaten canned cold spaghetti, sandwich, eggrolls, ramen, bacon, sausage, beans, cheese
my stomach feels like its going to explode and my liver is going to fall out of my anus

Fresh Ginger tea is the absolutely best.

white cider
i drank 4L last night and 1.5L so far today and i feel fine, need to sober up a bit so I can buy another few litres later on this afternoon

t. alcoholic

>>8290231
Good lad. I prefer to hold off til the evening, that way I don't develop withdrawals too quickly. It's pretty painful but I can get through it if I have the evening to look forward too. Doesn't always work though, in fact I'm thinking of pouring some right now. Doesn't help that my girlfriend has been at my throat all day.

>>8290103
Don't listen to this guy. Acetaminophen is a terrible idea while drinking. It being hepatotoxic and produces a synergistic effect when combined with ethyl alcohol. We used to tell guys to mix a gatorade and water half and half. Shit 10 cent ramen noodles. Drink the soup. If you can handle it, eat the noodles too.

>>8290097
Weed

>>8290280
This.

OP, the only cure for a hangover is time and rest. Drinking more doesn't cure it, it just masks the effects. Once the effects of the alcohol wear off, you'll be hung over again and it will likely be worse than before.

>>8290281
This, honestly. When I get what I consider a hangover I can't eat for several days or hold down liquids very well. Even if you don't like pot or want to get stoned, a little bit will help you get some food in your body and feel quite a bit better.

>>8290281
Seconded. Helps with nausea. Might inspire you to put something in your stomach

I just drink a pint of water before going to sleep. This nearly always prevents me getting headaches in the morning though I still get the woozy, tired feeling.

>>8290271
I'm at the point of starting too, and once I do there'll be no stopping. Do you know if something can be slow-cooked too long? It's just, if I'm going to do a stew and I start cooking at 5 pm then in 12 hours it will be 5am: neither time for me to be awake nor to eat stew. Does it matter if a stew is slow-cooked for about 6 hours longer? All on a low heat of course.

I just sleep...

>>8290097
Irn bru and a bacon sandwich

>>8290231
What cider? White ace was always a favourite of mine

Kratom

If all else fails, open a beer and sip away slowly.

Just be careful not to get fucked up again

I mean you are dieing, alcohol is a poison, and ten of thousand of people with friends and family die each year from alcohol.

>>8290395
what is kratom all about? Isn't it some kind of alternative liquid intoxicant used by slsavs?

>>8290460
No. It comes in either powder, capsule, leaf, or extract form. It comes from Southeast Asia. It's a herb used for pain and relaxation and shit. I buy it occasionally from a local vendor, it's a good way to relax when you don't have any weed. Kind of feels like a mild painkiller.

>have so little self-control that you getinsane hangovers
Fucking kiddies

>>8290557
>clinging to a finite life so desperately that you feel the need to moderate any of your behaviors
grow up

Asparagus, spinach, and Brussel sprouts all retain water and are good for hangovers.

>>8290097
drink more

>>8290417
>not letting your rampant alcoholism reach such an unmanageable state that it becomes a hazard to your friends and family, estranging you from them, and leaving you to die alone

what casuals

>>8290097
Banana milshakes OP

Trust me, they are the best for hangovers

pedialyte

Hair of the dog. The best hangover cure is either a shot of whiskey or a beer drunk slowly.

>>8290563
>abuse yourself to the point of sickness
>lol rulecuck
Stay gluttonous fatty.

>>8290097

Down a beer and go about your day like a champion.

Good luck m80

>>8290097
>be young
>have good genes
>start drinking at 15
>be me
I'm never hung over

>>8290833
You will be when you get old. I didn't start getting hangovers until my 30's. Your body eventually stops being able to handle insane amounts of booze.

>>8290097
I drink powdered carbo I use after workouts. 4 teaspoons per a 250ml glass of room temperature water. Works wonders. Strawberry or Pineapple flavor is the best. It's also cheap as fuck, like 5$ for a kilo and a half.

>>8290841
Late twenties here. I am already certain that tomorrow will be horrible.

>>8290841
That's what everyone says. Luckily I have a plan. Powdered Gatorade mixed into muh cocktails. It's got electrolytes man.

>>8290833
I used to be the same until I hit 18 or 19.

Ice cream or sherbert with a joint.

>>8290322
Man I cook stew in a slow cooker for 12 hours on high. You'll be fine on low. It'll still be delicious but it might get a little mushy.

>>8290097
Google Bullshot.
Thank me later.

>>8291128
That answer was a long time coming - but I'm still here. Grateful for your response. It felt like a big task, sorting the stock, dredging the meat and the rest but now it's been merrily cooking away for two hours. It will be fun to see how it turns out. My first slow-cooked meal, and it will have been processing for 48 hours. There's something uniquely satisfying about investing that much time into preparing something, when a microwave meal only takes 5 minutes. It's not even really about the flavour - though I hope that it will be something special. Maybe this is why people enjoy gardening.

>>8291130
>Vodka, beef bouillon and Worcestershire
You sick bastard. You probably drink Bloody Maries and egg-based cocktails too.

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>fuck loads of water
>hot soup, ramen is fine
>ibuprofen
>bacon and egg sandwich
>fuck loads more water
>pickles + pickle juice

Pot, hydrocodone, codeine, oxycotin, xanax, or valium could all help too if you have access to any one of them. Otherwise if all else fails have a couple beers and try again tomorrow.

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Obviously a Prairie Oyster.

>>8291187
>>fuck loads of water
...
>>fuck loads more water

This is really half the battle. If you ca, me back drunk from a party before bed drink like 1 liter of water and also keep water next to your bed. That alone should reduce the hangover on the next day by around 45%.

I find water with a bit of lemon juice and sugar is even better.

water, some gateraid greasy food and more booze.

I try to drink 8 ounces of water per shot. Yes 8, so 10 shots is 80 ounces. Then per 10 shots a thing of gateraid (really anything salty works, pickle juice, olive juice, chicken bullion, etc, salt helps a lot) Then when I wake up I take some painkillers, have a ton more water, and eat protein and calcium, typically a cheeseburger. If you're so hung over you feel nauseous, dont eat, just drink fluids.

The science behind a hangover is a combination of dehydration and sodium potassium ion pumps is your brain not working well. Thus the cure is lots of water, lots of salty foods, and potassium and calcium.

These steps reduce my hangovers by 75-90%

just drink more in the morning op. /thread

skip a meal and then have a mono meal of watermelon.

shit is life itself, guarantee u wont regret.

Weed then pho then beer

>>8290815
its worthless get drunk

>>8290097
>Best /ck/ cure for a hangover? pls halp i think im dying
What I do if I go drinking is try to drink a glass of water inbetween each drink
On the way home, I might get a Coke or sweet tea, maybe even a McGriddle.
When I get home:
Bedime:
bottle of smartwater or gatorade before bedtime
a pepcid/tagamet and a antiacid
Morning:
Oatmeal, another antiacid, a banana, sweet tea (not coffee) and nothing acidic

I do not do Tylenol since it's liver metabolized, but I might do an ibuprofen or Aleve

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>>8290097
oxycodone and mcds breakfast with extra hashbrowns or chinese buffet

also costco

>>8290097
I don't get hangovers very often but when I do my go-to is Advil, a shit ton of water, a nice shower, and something easy on the stomach like toast (my personal favorite is honey on toast) or soup. Occasionally if my nausea is really bad I'll drink some ginger ale or sprite.

A redbull and some eggs.

Water and Excedrin, anything else is a meme and people going on about greasy food are underage and have never been hungover.

>>8290097
bacon sandwichs

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>>8291138
>48 hours

Enjoy your soup faggot

>>8291324
Maybe I like soup, shitbird. Besides, could you read then you would know that the first 24h was in refining the stock. The subsequent 12-24 is the low-heated stew.

My stomach gets so fucking raw I can't even do most of this shit. I can't consume food/liquid easily.

But the other night after a day of being too sick to drink I heard some alien screech and pounding on my door while I tried to sleep. I just accepted the stomach pain to avoid schizophrenic waking nightmares

If you can sleep/eat/drink or pick something up without trembling uncontrollably, be happy. The worst is yet to come

>>8291355
I know well the feels of alcohol psychosis

>>8291355
>Delirium tremens

Stop fucking drinking lad.

Taper off with beer over the course of a week.

>>8291330
Nothing wrong with what you did at all, anon, ignore that faggot. Long simmering stocks provide a unique depth of flavor and nutrition by pulling the marrow from the bone. Then, slow cooking a tough cut of meat with vegetables and that stock, will really be exceptional. I like to use beef shanks for the meat because I can root in the center of the bone for globs of marrow. Plus, they're fucking delicious.

My only problem is, I have to have a glass of any form of alcohol handy the whole time I'm cooking, or I have no motivation to do it.

>>8291476
Hee~
It's still going on. I had to lock my kitties out though. I put my slow-cooker in the back bedroom, silly as that sounds, because one of them was sniffing round it. Can't blame her though since it smells super delicious. I would normally put it on the surface but I don't want one of them to knock it off and spoil it or eat it or causa a fire hazard or something

>>8290097
Hashbrowns + whatever cheese you want shredded or crumbled + diced chicken + seasoning for a fajita is my go to easy hangover cure. I drink a few beers and some coffee while I cook and eat it, take some aspirin, then smoke a joint or two and I'm good for the day.

>>8290097
I dunno about curing a hangover, but I know the best way to prevent them is stop drinking.

DEMIAN SHOOK!

fuck guys I never get hangovers but fucking suffered all day today. I drank 1.5 liter of wine. more than I usually drink but not insane, and it was friday. woke up at 10:30, couldn't get out of bed until 2:30, splitting headache. Ate 3 slices of pizza and went and bought four new tires and passed out at discount tire waiting. went back home and immediately projectile vomited a bunch of pizza and water. felt a little better and slept off and on until 9. Now that its 9 o clock at night and I've almost wasted my whole day, I feel OK. I forgot how much hangovers suck, not sure what brought this one on.

blogpost over

>>8291969
>projectile vomited

Dude, that's like when I was 18. How old are you? I haven't vomited from alcohol in probably 20 years at least. That's seriously weak.

Sure I gag and retch when I brush my teeth in the morning, but I don't vomit.

I usually take a good shit and feel great afterwards,

>>8292078
If you drink enough alcohol you will vomit. It isn't about being a man or your constitution, it's biology (and not necessarily a bad thing).

Food, drink, pills

Easy shit

>>8290097
my friend who regularly consumes 15+ drinks a night told me to drink 2 big cups of water with 1/2 cup sugar and 1 tsp salt dissolved in it BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP. Preventing a hangover is better than trying to cure a hangover

>>8292167
>1/2 cup sugar
yikes, bad one
your body is dealing with the esentially high sugar that is that alcohol. Sugar isn't one of the electrolytes you need

>>8292167
This can also be substituted with a much more palatable Gatorade. It'll have all the sugar and salts.

>>8292097
Like every other psychoactive substance you consume, your body develops an understanding and tolerance of it.
Which is why I would throw up after a quarter fifth of vodka when I was 15, and now I can drink an entire liter by myself without issue.

>>8290097
>Best /ck/ cure for a hangover? pls halp i think im dying

If you're not praying for death, you're not really hung over.

1. Don't drink so much next time, asshole
2. Why didn't you have a quart of Gatorade by your bed the whole night? Get up to pee, drink 1/4 of the bottle. VERY IMPORTANT. Or use Pedia-Lyte. Or just hammer plain water overnight.
3. HELLO HANGOVER
What I'd do if the room has stopped spinning is prepare some bacon cooked soft and some nice soft eggs (cooked in the bacon grease for extra points) along with some soft toast. Eat SLOWLY. Continue praying to the God of your choice. Sip water. Take it easy. Take a fucking nap on the couch watching ESPN.

>>8292204
Yeah, that was really my point that he was responding to, although I didn't make it as well as you did.

Another drink

>>8290342
at the moment my branch of lidl which is 30 seconds away has been stocking frosty jack's for 2.49 for 2L
used to stock scimitar for 1.79 for 2 litres, back in the day
only 4 and a bit hours til i can re-up on cans
if you are as desperate as me then you can buy isopropanol hella cheap on amazon but youll get a 24h peach flavoured hangover

The chicken noodle soup from Tim Hortons cures my hangover literally in between the first and second bites. It's a miracle. However they changed the recipe so idk if it still works :(

>>8291296
>eating on opiates
Its amazing, the more desperate to sound cool you fucknuggets get the more inexperienced you reveal yourselves to be

>>8292409
So you've never been hungover then?

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>>8292383
>isopropanol
I know youre just a stranger that I'll never meet, but seriously, never drink that shit again. Its not even the same chemical as drinking alcohol. Please, anon.

>>8292410
you have no fucking clue about anything

I'll eat a fucking gourmet breakfast on 15 hits of xtc you pussy

>>8290097

no, you're fucked. next time don't be a dipshit and just chug a ton of water before you go to sleep. no matter how drunk i am, if i drink two full pint glasses of water before i go to bed, i NEVER have a headache in the morning. i may still feel kind of "floaty" or dizzy so i wouldn't say it completely cures the hangover, but without the headache, those parts aren't bad at all

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>>8291296
>>8292554
tfw you've been on ck since the 90's and realize OPIATE is the best tripfag in this godforsaken mcdonalds and alcoholics anonymous forum

lots of water and proper food

>>8292497
dont worry dude ive only done it when ive fallen on hard times
i think a lot of times people get it confused with methanol where even a single shot will kill you, but if you were to drink that (or anti-freeze) they'd give you IV ethanol at the hospital
i drank 200 fl oz of beer last night and ive got this weird ringing in my ears but i can buy more beer in 10 miuntes

Just had my handover cure, though it doesn't work instantly: fried egg, beans, sausage and onion in a bap. Brown sauce and ketchup. A cup of lemsip.

I did a fifth of vodka and a few lines of coke last night

Im not hungover. Blood is going a little fast

Get off the ride op


Oh, pickle juice.

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>>8292612
>Since the 90s

>>8290097
Some tums or pepto if you've got nausea, if you can keep down food something light for your stomach and tons of water, gatorade is also good as you're likely dehydrated as shit.

>>8290097

Drink lots of coffee/caffeine. It's basically one of the only "hangover cures" that actually has an effect.

Also, don't take Tylenol/acetaminophen (potential liver damage). Ibuprofen is probably better (though I would take only 1 pill if it's extra strength).

>>8290097
Vegetable juice with a dash of salt. Replenishes all the minerals and nutrients your liver used getting rid of the alcohol in your body.

As someone who doesn't get hangovers, I've always found it an interesting phenomenon. I'm by no means a great drinker, but I can get passing out drunk and be perfectly fine the next day. It's something biological I guess.

I've been told that the main cause of hangovers is dehydration, in which case I assume the best way to "cure" it is simply by drinking water or some isotonic sportsdrink. Maybe accompanied with an aspirin to reduce the headache.

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>>8290097
Full English breakfast works wonders.

>>8293640
Lots of liquid too

>>8290097
magnesium+aspirin is what my pharmacist friend always distributes for the morning after.

those 2 things are great, the only better thing is puking and drinking lots of water.

>>8293598
hangover strength is directly related to blood alcohol level, if you cant drink a lot it is totally logical that your hangover wont be harsh.
food you ate before, the amount of sleep you had, all other things that determin how drunk you feel, dont concern hangovers at all, its just the flat amount of drink /bodyweight

>>8290097

Why the fuck does everyone have some weird ass opinion on hangover cures?

Stick to common sense! - Use your everyday painkillers (paracetamol + aspirin/ibuprofen make a good pairing), make sure you're hydrated (but don't wait around with a full bladder of course). If your body is telling you it feels like food, have a light snack. Then sleep it off!

>>8290097
IV fluids and Phenergan but I'm an emt so it's pretty easy to come by

>>8291355
>tfw lizard men crawling on my ceiling

>>8290288
>several days
That's not a hangover, that's alcohol poisoning.

>>8290097
>water with a pinch of salt and sugar
or
>sports drink with electrolytes
or
>rehydration solution e.g. dioralyte

If you can stomach it a banana/dry toast/poached egg

>>8290841
m8 if you drink insane amounts of booze from the age of 15 and all the way to 30 you'll have bigger things to worry about

DUDE WEED actually works in dulling some of the pain and nausea

aside from that there really is no cure, you just have to hold the fort and not make it worse

also for all the youngfags out there, by the time you hit your late 20s hangovers become apocalyptic events that make your college hangovers look like kiddie shit

>>8294098
>by the time you hit your late 20s hangovers become apocalyptic events that make your college hangovers look like kiddie shit
This is very true. 'I have looked upon all that the universe has to hold of horror, and even the skies of spring and the flowers of summer must ever afterward be poison to me.'

>>8294098
>Hangovers get worse with age
Fucking this.

>>8290097
For me it's just a simple banana that does it.

I've always found this cures the worst of hangovers
BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP
>drink a couple glasses of water
AFTER YOU WAKE UP
>when you wake up, get up
>brew coffee
>take a long hot shower
>shower done, coffee now at drinkable temperature
>coffee will wake you up and open your blood vessels
>if you aren't queasy, eat some simple carbs like plain oatmeal
>if you still aren't queasy make some nice and simple scrambled eggs with toast
>if you still hurt take some ibuprofen
>put on a baseball cap and sunglasses and move on with your day

I've never had very bad hangovers. I'm usually just sleepy throughout the day with a couple bouts of the shits. Some guys swear by Pedialyte as a hangover cure and I think it's pleasantly sweet but it's also somewhat expensive.

>>8295294
> never had very bad hangovers

Then youre not really a drinker

Diazepam. Lemon ginger tea. Some toast......go back to bed till its over.

>>8295314
I'm a frat bro. It's practically all I do.

>>8290097
Time and some water

You may feel some relief from things like Gatorade, pickle juice, and all that. But the first two are foolproof

>>8295294
>Pedialyte
>pleasantly sweet

Its water with a specific amount of salt to be absorbed quickly into your blood stream. Salt is sweet?
Pedialyte is for restoring water back into your system without having to ingest extra salt.
It was made for toddlers who have diarrhea, which can be serious the younger you are.
Like an IV, it puts the right fluids back into you system, the same fluids that are lacking and causing you to experience the symptoms of dehydration; ie. a hangover.

>>8292416
Of course, I've gone from headache, nausea like I've been poisoned and shaky limbs to on route to recovery in a few seconds thanks to that soup

>>8295767
I dunno man it tasts sweet to me. Not overpoweringly so but it definately has sweetness. Probably to make it more tolerable to the kids.
I did have the orange flavored version.

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>>8295767
>Second ingredient is sugar
Yeah, why would it possibly be sweet?

>>8294098
I'm 28 and I still have the exact same non-hangovers where I'm only a bit tired as I had when I was 17.

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>>8290097
Drinking a lot of water before collapsing on your bed.
Sleeping through the worst, for at least eight hours.

Alternatively, pic related.

>>8296221
I find that it's better to drink water as you go. Especially if you drink anything stronger than beer.

>>8291207
>A prairie oyster (or prairie cocktail) is a drink consisting of a raw egg, Worcestershire sauce, hot sauce, salt and ground black pepper. The egg is broken into a glass so as not to break the yolk, which causes the drink to bear a similarity to the texture of an actual oyster. The drink is typically served as a hangover cure.

>>8296386
I guess the dread of possible impending salmonella makes you not worried about your hangover anymore.

>>8290097
Hidration, sweat it out, poutine, weed.

>>8290155
Makes noodles
Remove 90% of the fluid
Add canned tuna, mayo and peri-peri sauce
Fucking delicious and cures a hangover like you wouldnt believe

>>8296424

Why would anyone be afraid of eating a raw egg?

>>8296518
Eat a raw egg every day for a few weeks and find out.

>>8296539

I've been doing that since I was either 9 or 10 years old. I'm 36 now. Never once been sick.

>>8296552
>t. typhoid mary

>>8290097
I drink lots of milk and it helps, it might be placebo but you should try it