Really makes you think.

if only shitposting on /ck/ reduced peoples life expectancy

>>8289048
Give them more eggs then.

hmmm, greger, kind of sounds like a jewish name

I know this is bait but wasn't that cholesterol shit debunked years ago?

>>8289048
Hmm...5 cigarettes a day. Wow. Much better than breathing the air in LA for a day.

Seriously. 5 cigarettes a day didn't increase cancer rates. 1 pack or more a day, yes, but not 5 cigs. Eat your egg a day and be happy.

>>8289048
>make it sound scarier by putting "woman" in it

Retarded, unfounded, made-up "facts" on the internet is how Trump got elected...

It's literally the opposite of "making you think".

>>8289260
kek

>>8289260
Are you saying Trump posters were the real shills?

What have we done? :(

American Heart Association recommends one egg a day, or 7 in a week. Otherwise you're taking in a ton of cholesterol and really increase your risk of heart disease, even if you otherwise eat healthy.

>>8289048
wtf, I hate eggs now.

#notevenonce

>>8289260
More like how he almost lost. Im tired of seeings CNN panic every time he sneezes

>>8289260
kill yourself, faggot.

what about egg whites?

>>8289260
I'm still awaiting the hillary apologist thread, so you weird little faggots can set right your many wrongs you've made over the course of this election.

That being said, eggs and cigarettes are both fine. Sprinkle a dash of msg on your eggs and dip your ciggies in opium. Live a little.

And yet, somehow, the Japanese have the highest life expectancy while also consuming more eggs per capita than just about everybody else.

>>8289393
I've been hearing from coworkers something about 3 million illegals voting in states that didn't require voter ID

>>8289116
No?

>>8289474
A number made up by a study funded by none other than the International Egg Commission

>>8289479
I've been hearing from coworkers something about 3 million US citizens not being able to vote in states that required voter ID

>>8289496
I don't get it either. Why wouldn't you require proof of citizenship to vote in your countries election? Isn't that one of the point of moving to and becoming a citizen of a country?

>>8289496
Pretty much every state requires you to present ID when registering to vote in the first place.

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>>8289048
R
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MAKES YOU THINK

>>8289529
What. What kinda faggot doesn't like thanksgiving or Christmas?

>>8289539
>not knowing Shel Silverstein
if you're older than 25, you're a piece of shit.
If you're younger than 25, you missed out.

>>8289551
>If you're younger than 25, you missed out.
His books didn't magically appear after you grew up, idiot

>>8289578
Nice try, princess, but his books are just a piece of the puzzle. He did live shows and readings too. Or are you one of those kids who listens to the Beatles too and swears they're your favorite band?

>>8289569
Swing and a miss.

>>8289524
No they dont

>>8289599
Some of the most brilliant content creators of all time are Jewish, if you ignore everything Jewish you will be a total ignoramus

>>8289599
He was born into a Jewish family, but he couldn't be further from a stereotypical jew. There isn't one thing about his works thst could be associated with judaism, as far as I've seen. The man is a legend.

It's like dissmissing the members of SOAD as a bunch of sandniggers. You're doing a great disservice to yourself by not knowing his works.

Unless you're younger than 25, in which case your opinion is irrelevant.

>>8289612

Disgusting Jewish shill

Ok then i should be dead because i eat 25 eggs a day on top of a cup of butter... Yet im 135 lbs and have no health problems

>>8289612
>SOAD
>good

holy fucking shit.

/ck/, please never have an opinion on anything except food.

>>8289048
Good thing I'm not a woman.

>>8289116
No. A single egg has like 66% the daily recommended amount of cholesterol

>>8289526
Exactly. There was this kid with down syndrome with his mom just ahead of me in line at the polling place and even he had a fucking ID with him.

>>8289612

>Silverstein's cartoons appeared in issues of Playboy from 1957 through the mid-1970s, and one of his Playboy features was expanded into Uncle Shelby's ABZ Book (Simon & Schuster, 1961), his first book of new, original material for adults. Because it was unclear whether some of the material was intended for adults or children, the 1985 reprint had a conspicuous cover label.

>The original idea to create the album began with Marlo Thomas,[2] who wanted to teach her then-young niece Dionne about life, in particular that it is acceptable to refute or reject the gender stereotypes in children's books of that time

Pornography - check
Media targeting children - check
Cultural Marxism - check

About as stereotypical Jewish as its possible to get.

>>8289613
Abdul without jews you wouldn't have the internet

>>8289054
Underrated fpbp

>>8289719
Nobody said they were good, Dr. Tryhard. But they are extremely relevant to their genre, and it would be retarded to try and deny their influence.

>>8289260
>#NotMyPresident

Found the leftist/nigger

>>8289460
That's racist propaganda

>>8289750
Are they even legally allowed to vote?

>>8289516
Driving is a privilege while voting is a right

Otherwise I agree with your logic

>>8289759

For someone who 'isn't your regular jew' he sure seems about one shekel away from poisoning wells.

Never trust a kike.

>>8289777
>voting is a right
Not for millions of illegal immigrants.

>>8289777

Voting isn't a right universal to all who live in the US.

Felons, non-citizens, are all unable to vote. And for good reason.

Voter ID protects against that. I've yet to see one good argument against voter ID

>>8289832
I agree with non-citizens but not felons especially nonviolent ones.

>>8289496
Wrong. In Australia voting is compulsory but you don't need to show ID. You just go to the polling place and give them your name and home address, they then cross you off the list and you proceed to vote.

Some fools will go to multiple polling places and vote more than once, but after the election the government processes the paper lists to find out who didn't vote or who voted more than once, then issues them with fines in the post.

>>8289832
Well yea, but the point is that us citizen shouldn't need to show ID just like you aren't compelled to show police your ID so long as you aren't driving, it's just the reality is that we need ID as a safeguard for voting.

The only real argument is "citizens shouldn't have their rights curtailed no matter how slightly and how legitimate the need to is" although that is clearly not the argument progressives have in mind.

>>8289776
You can't discriminate against a retard so of course they are allowed to vote

They're still a human bean and a citizen, even if they can only count to potato

>>8289837
>You just go to the polling place and give them your name and home address
That is literally IDing someone.

>>8289845
Bullshit. I can go there and say my name is John Smith from 23 Jones St and they have no way of proving me otherwise.

You could also go there and give them my real name and address and make me get a fine

>>8289842
Well, his mom asked if he could do into the same booth right after her and also asked if she could go in and "help" him so she essentially voted twice. I just kind of feel like if you don't have the capacity to understand what is going on you probably shouldn't be allowed to vote.

>>8289839

Well the only argument I get from progressives is it's somehow racist.

I can't imagine how showing an ID so officials, who have never met me, can accurately identify me when performing an important civic duty is racist.

They're morons.

>>8289861
They claim its because some people can't drive to get an ID but you need an ID for all kinds of things and if you are black or poor then you are probably on some kind of benefits so you need an ID for those as well. Plus, they could easily just take a bus or a cab and get one. Its not like its that much money or that they don't have the time. I work 70+ hours a week and have time to go to the DMV or courthouse or whatever if I need to. Especially if I have a fucking 4 year window to do it in.

>>8289868

So their argument is literally "niggers are incapable of getting an ID card"

How is that not racist in itself?

>>8289048
i eat like 4 of these things every day for breakfast lol

>>8289859
I dont disagree with you at all there, the woman used her son to vote the way she wanted and that's wrong, but I guess they still can't discriminate because some people with the downs may be perfectly capable of voting and knowing what's going on while others aren't

>>8289048
threads like this one are why I want to kms every time I come to /ck/

>>8289719
They're first couple albums were pretty good

>>8289048
the pesticides in the corn you it can actually help build your immune system enough so that by age 30 you would be immune to common diseases. this is a fact

>>8289944
for me, it's the McChicken

>>8289048
Pfft, forget it anon, while it has been established that eggs contain cholesterol, it has not conclusively been established that they raise the serum levels of cholesterol in the human blood stream.

>>8289474
USA HAS MORE PEOPLE PER CAPITA

>>8289048
but cigarette "shorten" people's life by giving them various cancer, nothing to do with bad food habits

WON'T STOP ME
EGGS ARE DELICIOUS AND NUTRITIOUS
I EAT AT LEAST FOUR A DAY

>>8289901
DO IT ALREADY

>>8289116
Don't listen to these goyim
Several years ago, research from the University of Connecticut found that eating three eggs a day for 30 days increased cholesterol in susceptible people, but their LDL particles were larger, and there was no change in the ratio between LDL and HDL, which suggests no major change in coronary risk. In a more recent study from the same university, published in Metabolism in late 2012, 40 middle-aged people with heart and diabetes risk factors ate either three eggs or cholesterol-free egg substitute daily, while also moderately restricting carbohydrates. After 12 weeks, total and LDL (“bad”) blood cholesterol did not change in either group. Moreover, though both groups showed a range of cholesterol improvements due to the carb restriction, the egg eaters had a greater boost in HDL (“good”) cholesterol as well as increases in sizes of both HDL and LDL particles, which was attributed, at least in part, to types of fat in eggs called phospholipids.

tl;dr eggs have "free" cholesterol

>2016
>still believing dietary cholesterol affects blood cholesterol

So it's statistically insignificant.

>>8289315
you picked a shill over another shill, no big fucking deal. hitlery and trumpler are equally shit, its just that trumpler faggots seem to have slightly more deluded idiots thinking he is really going to fix america.

>>8289832
>voting isn't a right
ain't that the truth
as a white faggot in tennesse I registered at the DMV to vote by they "lost" all of my paper work. it was shortly before the election. In all likelyhood simply because the dmv bitch did not like me. People act like voting in america isn't broken and in shambles from republitards shitting on laws and trying to reduce voter counts, and both of them using fake votes and voting fraud every fucking time, let alone the sick ammount of money they pump into this trollfest. The idea that anyone think trump won fairly is crazy, There hasn't been a fair win in america since probably the 1700s

>>8290367
>hes not deporting Muslims or illegals
>hes not banning all Muslims
>hes not getting rid of the affordable care act
>his entire cabinet is Washington insiders
>HES NOT GONNA BUILD A FUCKING WALL
but Hillary was the liar. Totally. trumpcucks are delusional retards

>>8289048
>this is what michael greger actually believes

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>>8290407
Where the hell did you hear or read all this misinformation?

>>hes not deporting Muslims or illegals

He just got finished saying deporting 2 - 3 million illegals immigrants is going to be a first 100 days priority?

>>hes not banning all Muslims

No, he's banning muslims from select countries instead. You would've know that has been his position for several months now if you got your news from anywhere other than John Oliver and the Huffington Post.

>>hes not getting rid of the affordable care act

He's getting rid of what's commonly referred to as "Obamacare" though, the functioning enrollment program of ACA. The only parts of the ACA he's keeping are the only parts anyone liked, the fact that you can no longer be denied coverage for pre-existing conditions, and care for dependent children up to 26 years of age.

>>his entire cabinet is Washington insiders

He doesn't even have a cabinet yet you dumb fuck, and two of them that he actually did request for cabinet are LITERALLY HITLER according to the left. What you're thinking of is his transition team, which Pence literally just purged of all lobbyists.

>>HES NOT GONNA BUILD A FUCKING WALL

He reconfirms practically every fucking day that he's building a wall because of morons like you, jesus christ.

>>8289260
>MSM pushes bullshit like Trump raped a 10 year old girl on the campaign trail
Has the nerve to call anything else fake news
Really activates my almonds

>>8290407
>he's not even in office yet

>>8289048
So one egg is as bad as 27,375 cigarettes?

I doubt it.

IVE BEEN EATING EGGS ON AN ALMOST DAILY BASIS FOR YEARS NOW. I GET BLOODWORK DONE EVERY YEAR AND MY CHOLESTEROL IS ACTUALLY QUITE LOW FOR THE LDL PORTION. CHECKMATE OP.

>>8290783
it says a single egg a day, not a single egg

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>>8289048
> grandma 94
> eat one egg daily for breakfast since she was a litte gurl

>>8289731
daily recommendations aren't based on anything

>>8289837
>hate criminal mcbongy from down the way
>sign in to polling places as criminal mcbongy
>????
>profit

lel, peer review or you're full of shit.

Protip: there will be no peer review, because this statement is full of shit.

>>8290797
>grands eats 2 eggs a day with bacon and buttered toast. Smokes small cigars cotinuously. Drinks a minimum of half a pit of vodka daily. Lives active and healthy until 86, when he dies of massive coronary infarction. Can't say that's particularly bad.

What do you want? Live a spartan life of unpleasantness so you can degenerate into alzheimers? God forbid.

>>8290797
She could have live to be 238 but now she die young

>>8289260
But anon trump voters don't read liberal media

>>8290374
You could have went to your designated polling place and still voted if you had the proper info.

>women

When the fuck did all heart disease advertisement suddenly start ignoring men? This isn't breast cancer, it's not overwhelmingly more common for women than men, yet I constantly see heart disease ads that only talk about how it affects women. This year my university campus put up red ribbons everywhere to resize awareness for women's heart disease! Specifically and only women.

>>8289529

The man was a fucking genius...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohFHsOBuLc4

>>8289676

>25 eggs a day

For what purpose?

>>8289529

The tuna is a predator, just think of the many lil fishies you saved.

>>8290117
Must be all the voices inside people's heads.

>>8289260
>ITS ILLEGAL TO READ WIKILEAKS!
>Trump raped all these women 4 realz, but nobody ever accused Bill Clinton of NOTHIN!
No, the MSM is the fake news

>>8289048
>believing crony government bullshit

Cholesterol is necessary for brain growth and helps prevent dementia. Why do you think with all the "health" talk lately about "cutting cholesterol" that senility nationwide has simultaneously been on the rise?