i invented the pickle wrap when i was 10 years old anyone else

>>8288795
Liar, I invented it.

Man, if those were just deep fried...

It was actually me

I was also the first person to ever say "Get your facts right" back in 2005

>>8288795
Fuck you. I invented the swastika when I was 7.

>>8288795
I was slipping pickles in and out of your moms pussy hole until she climaxed while you were fucking about in the kitchen

Pickle, bacon and cheese whiz sandwich.

Almost anything that has ever been thought of has been thought by someone else already. Or at the very least a similar concept was thought up before.

Hell, I thought I invented spaghetti but with French fries replacing the noodles. Turns out this has already been a thing that exists in Canada, and several Poutine shops serve this.

your mother invented it before you dumdass, how do you think you were made?

I invented the deli meat + sauerkraut + mustard sandwich

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>america sushi

why can't white people have no culture in food?

>>8288988
>why can't white people have no culture in food?
I don't know Jamal, we just have too much of it I guess.

>>8288988
We were too busy creating everything else you use and live in every day.

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>>8288995
>Jamal

>>8288988
>why can't white people have no culture in food?

Because we don't process double negatives in the English language very well?

>>8288988
>I never knew Italian and French cuisine were non-white

Seriously, over half the posts complaining about "white people" are about Americans.

And it isn't even true that America has no culture food.

>>8289051

They keep thinking the mundane isn't culture in and of itself and the divisiveness of people of different races. My mother's own twist on Thanksgiving would in all intents and purposes be considered American food.

>>8288842
>I was slipping pickles in and out of your moms pussy hole until she climaxed while you were fucking about in the kitchen
I was slipping pickles in and out of your mom's pussy until I climaxed before you were even born.

>>8288795
#WhitePeople amirite¿

>>8289147
#Niggers amirite :(_\)

>>8289151
>Non whites
>People

>>8288842
lmfao

>>8288795
The pickle wrap has been passed down on me for generations.

>>8288795
my friend brett invented the tortilla pizza and pioneered the vertical bite as seen in several "Jack on the Go Show" episodes

they have never had contact but are similar in many ways

>>8289051
giving poor white trash and niggers smartphones killed the internet

>>8289186
good joke pigskin

>>8288826
>being this american

>>8288795
As an adult I'd give a piece of ham wrapped around a pickle with some mustard a chance.

On another note, do you know people who would make pickle juice popsicles? Lot's of people in the country where I grew did that for whatever reason.