The best cooking show ever made.

>>8288415
IT WAS OK

>>8288426
There's no need to shout...

>>8288434
I DONT HEAR ANYONE SHOUTING MY MAIN MAN. I WAS MERELY COMMENTATING THAT THIS PARTICULAR SHOW WAS MERELY AVERAGE.

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>>8288415
I love her attitude and demeanor in the kitchen fun and laid back like me. Her love for what she does and how proud she is of her family and culture is cool too. Alton is informative but is also a bit of an autist

>>8288460
SHE LOOKS LIKE A NICE LADY

>>8288468
Would you smash tho? I wod especially if we was same age

>>8288478
DOES SHE COOK WELL? IF SO THEN YES.

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Brown fucks around too much before getting to the cooking.

Meanwhile, the worst these people do is flirt; and at least majority of the ep is spent cooking.

>>8288487
YOU JUST KNOW

>>8288487
These fucking shills are so autistic I cringe 5 times an episode

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>>8288484
Lil I like your style

>>8288495
Disagree. They're good cooks. They clown around a bit, but it's really serious business in terms of making palatable recipes for the average amerifat.

One of the things that maked me like that geek was when he read a letter making horrible fun of him and he accepted it nicely with whimsy. Too bad more of us can't do the same.

>>8288614
>average amerifat
Probably why I find their recipes so average. You can't deny those "competitions" aren't blatant shills. They on some Rachel ray shit senpai.

>>8288621
Dude, that show's on pbs. It's not a competition.

>>8288746
The product competitions they do every episode, best spatula best chicken stock. C'mon bro do you even watch this show. I think those competitions are contrived shills because several times I've watched the "winner" was also featured in the sponsor bumper between shows.

>>8288415
Best cook.
>Great voice.
>Entertaining, while being informative.
>Would punch a gay guy if they tried to hug him.
>Owns guns.

>>8288756
It's usually an audience consesus, sort of like democracy. But I don't know, maybe you're right. Although, they have their magazines that generate most of their income.

All I know is I've tried some of their recipes and they came out good. I don't think they're fakes. But they are fucking geeks.

>>8288777
The food is democratic the products are that fat fuck wit the gappy teeth and lisp. I judge more than I should but op did say
>best

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Uhhh...

>>8288438
Not this cunt again.

>>8288415
Uhh, we have a host named JACK that begs to disagree....

>no Great Chefs of the World

Get the fuck out.

>>8288873
Wow, I remember watching that as a kid. Is it still going? I saw somebody make "ravioli" out of shaved white chocolate rolled between plastic wrap and it was filled with chocolate mousse. I fucked up the mousse and my dad taught me how to make ganache for the filling instead. I was like 10 years old. That show got me into cooking.

>>8288873
I remember watching that show in the summer on PBS. I remember wanting the mauviel copper sauteuse.

The only episode I found useful was the guide to pickling.

>>8288761
you realize he divorced his wife, got blue pilled, and left the baptist church right?

Still owns guns though

>>8288491

Do you think she takes it in the poop shoot after the show?

>>8288415
All the episodes are great the first time, but its pretty annoying after the first time you make on of his recipes and want to make it again.

During the episodes he always emphasizes you need to do this or that and make sure you don't use that or do that. But the written recipes on foodnetwork just gloss over everything and end up being nearly allrecipes.com tier if you just follow them straight

>>8288415

Anybody got the rule 34 on it? I know it exists.

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>It's an Alton Brown attempts to cook seafood episode

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>>8288415

>>8288907
>>8288761

You do realize he's gay right?

>>8289697
I love you

and this ladies and gents of /ck/ is a real cooking show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWhTKXgTw_A

>>8288761
the guy is not a cook
he's just a bad actor reading a script

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>>8288907
blue... pilled...?

How embarrassing.
are you retarded?

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Probably take some shit, but this is the best cooking show. Shows 6 or 8 recipes from actual cooks every episode. And although a choad, Guy diffuses that awkwardness compared to some of those one-off shows on travel, FYI, or others that go to restaurants.

Honorable mentions for that New Orleans guy on PBS, or ATK and Cook's Country. The problem with the latter two are are that they're panel approved upboat reddit tier, so you can't follow their recipes to the letter.

Alton got me into cooking, when I didn't cook a damn thing, smoking weed and watching Food Network in college because I couldn't afford groceries. Kind of an autist, wouldn't follow his recipes, but the purpose behind his techniques are sound.

>>8290364
I'm not sure what you don't understand about it

weaponized autism. and when hes wrong, he's really, really wrong.

>>8290464
>when hes wrong, he's really, really wrong.
give some examples? I see this in every AB thread. "but he's been wrong before!" Yes, like ever other person that has given cooking advice on tv.

>>8290470
off the top of my head, that frying turkey contraption, and searing sealing in the juices?

Pretty much any episode I could pick out some little autistic thing.

>>8290541
What was "really, really wrong" about his turkey contraption?

He's also one of the most adamant proponents of the fact that the "searing in the juices" thing is nonsense. He has literally said the opposite of that on dozens of occasions. Have you even watched the show?

>>8290541
MAYBE HE'S NOT THE AUTISTIC ONE THEN.

>>8290565
MAYBE YOU SHOULD SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH?

>>8290567
MAYBE YOU SHOULD GIVE ME A DICK TO PLUG IT UP WITH

>>8290541
I think every time he has seared anything he pointed out that it doesn't actually seal in the juices. To the point where it's annoying. I'm not sure what is wrong with your brain that you hear the opposite of what he's saying.

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BUH DUNNA DUNNA DUN DUNNA DUNNA

SCCCCRRREETCCHH


DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN!

>>8288415
It's cringeworthy because he does skits like he's Bill Nye, but it isn't even a show for children.
also? he's not a chef. he's not a cook. his team does research and he recites it from the teleprompter

>>8290592
I think the skits are cute but I mean you feel free to have opinions anon

>>8290585
this desu, I watched his video about vinegar recently and he mentions it while making pot roast

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>>8290592
>good eats
>not a show for children

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>implying

>>8290470
the bread show is one, and how to pick.out ripe melons, off the top of my head

>>8290419
agreed

>>8290541
>some little autistic thing.
>millions of tiny bowls

ugh