Why does sangria taste like butter

>>8283327
Because you touch yourself at night.

Why does cilantro taste like feces?

>>8283335
why do you know what feces taste like?

Could be that you're using an oaked red wine which has lots of vanillin in it.

>>8283327
It shouldn't. Go see a doctor.

>>8283338
Why do you wanna know?

>>8283335
Because it is picked in fields by Mexicans who don't have access to toilets so they shit in the fields and they are really difficult to clean
>https://foodpoisoningbulletin.com/2015/after-feces-tp-found-in-fields-fda-bans-some-mexican-cilantro/
>http://www.foodpoisonjournal.com/foodborne-illness-outbreaks/cilantro-from-mexico-sickens-hundreds-in-us-with-cyclospora/

>>8283327
I came here because I thought this too. Op I guess we're the only two.

>>8283327
Can happen if you deepfry it, you need to activate sangria before doing it to prevent this. Some like that flavour tho