Fu/l English General

>>8279125
I'm not a nigger to fill my arse with fat at the morning.

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>>8279159
pls.

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>>8279125
This, I guess.

>>8279125

Baked beans have no place at the breakfast table

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>>8279171

>>8279159
>That awful syntax and word use

Jf detected.

>>8279177
This looks real.

I notice fried bread, as opposed to toast . . . .top marks. (although I would struggle to eat it)

Better than OPs pic.

>>8279171
Ou Americans are weird.

>>8279125
The bone marrow is genius

It's a greasy mess.

>>8279164
>>8279177
>>8279213
Never enough beans.

>>8279220
Can't say I've actually ever had a greasy English breakfast, excluding cases where I've had fried bread.

>>8279225

No beans on a proper fry up.

>>8279220
Bender.

>>8279125
As a canadian I finally got to give it a shot while I was staying in London for a month, wish we had something comparable commonly over here, black pudding was a lot better than I expected

>>8279255
I don't get it, it's an all you can eat buffet with a 30 minute time limit?

>>8279255
I've never known anyone personally who's eaten there but all I ever hear is that it's shit and gives you the shits.

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Full breakfast wellington

>>8279252
Can anyone make out the price?

>>8279286
The clientele need those rules otherwise they'd stay all day and never leave, spitting all over things and starting fights.

>>8279255

Mr Egg fucked up badly

http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/local-news/ex-boss-of-mr-egg-jailed-148451

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>>8279306
hahaha

>>8279278
Quality patter mate, can tell you worked for that C in O-level English.

>>8279306
With exception of getting it in your eyes, is vinegar really that bad?

>>8279255
>Table time limited to 30 mins.
Greasy spoon cafes do the best fry ups but this looks dodgy

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Heston made a giant one (edible). Can't remember why.

>>8279336
this guy is so fucking annoying

>>8279125
>no square sausage
>no potato scones
>no fruit pudding
>no fried bread

Why are the scotch so much better than other brits?

>>8279329

Concentrated vinegar becomes corrosive at around 25% so it's not great for the skin really.

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>>8279125
Because I like a breakfast which has better nutritional value than a fucking doner kebab.

>>8279177
That's a fucking great breakfast right there. Sausages cooked well, fried bread instead of toast, black pudding, decent amount of mushrooms, not too many beans, egg cooked to perfection. Most of those gimmick sized breakfasts are awful quality.

>>8279426

Beans mixing with egg yolk though...

Disgusting

>>8279399
Pic unreleated

>>8279125
Best ITT, have eaten dinner there, went for breakfast after an all-nighter at a club and it was closed on Sunday smdh

>>8279164
looks okay, unappealing presentation
>white bread
>tinned tomatoes
>hash browns (yank basardisation)
>bacon should be cooked more

>>8279177
Looks pretty good, if a little grotty.
+ points for fried bread
- excessive tomatoes

>>8279213
looks very good, love regional variations, maybe better than Hawksmoor tbqh
- unappealing presentation/volume (a fucking tray...)

>>8279248
Wimpy...grim as fuck. Would still eat it ofc.

>>8279252
meme, looks like it would taste bad too.

>>8279255
Worst ITT

>>8279280
have eaten this a fair few times, not great ngl

>>8279299
would be an utter mess to eat, just give it to me separate baka
>mustard

>>8279303
bog standard, tomatoes look shite

>>8279315
bit of a grim idea tbqh
>aneamic mushrooms
>undercooked tomatoes
>dry heat-lamp bacon
>dry toast
>low quality sausages

>>8279325
contender for worst ITT

>>8279336
fuck off Heston, you ust know he'd order avocado on sourdough for brekky

>>8279353
would pour the contents onto the plate and smash whatever cunt dreamt this idea up round the face with the shovel

>>8279368
okay, generally low quality, especially that obviously shit quality ''''spread''''' on the bread

>>8279376
gimmick af, imagine it would be a bit too greasy

>>8279426
standard

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>>8279292
Close as i could get

>>8279125
>bone marrow

Hawksmoor you fancy son of a bitch.

>>8279125
because fuckin poms eat indian food.

>>8279125
Is that fucking bone marrow on that plate?

>>8279336
I'm guessing it's something along the lines of

>hey heston, want a hundred grand to fuck about making giant food?
>k

>>8279475
>autistic omni-posting
>everyone ITT must know my opinion of each individual post

neck yourself my man

>>8279324

Fuck off you jock cunt

>>8279125
Too much food. I enjoy simple 1 eggy with toast and tea at the maximum.

>>8279617
>eggy
Does mummy cook it for you?

>>8279324
Nobody gave you permission to talk to me, jock.

>>8279617
Tell us your opinion on white males.

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>>8279625
He sure does.

>>8279171
You/re not wrong. While I love English Breakfast, beans are not a breakfast food.

>>8279125

Slow down there, mister... wtf is half that stuff? Eggs, sausages, beans... broiled tomatoes? Mushrooms? What is that black cake thing? Black pudding? And a split beef bone? I'd eat it all, but I don't recognize a lot of it.

>>8279719
HAWKSMOOR BREAKFAST
For 2 to share 36.00
Smoked bacon chop, sausages, (made with pork, beef, & mutton), black pudding, short-rib bubble & squeak, grilled bone marrow, trotter baked beans, fried eggs, grilled mushrooms, roast tomatoes, HP gravy, unlimited toast

>>8279390
Thanks.

I gave up breakfast as a whole for health reasons, I only eat between 1pm-9pm

>>8279770
thanks for sharing

>>8279796

I was just answering the OP question

My weekends have become busy. I have time for workout + eggs

>>8279399
You know nothing of nutrition.

>>8279336
That sausage looks like an enormous penis

>>8279125

>full english

>staub

>>8281945
Speak English.

Scottish breakfast > Irish breakfast > turd sandwich > English 'breakfast'.

>>8279358

It's because we have bigger dicks than the Nigels, and they're also a bit stupid, and we secretly rule them.

>>8281995
>>8281983
You scotcucks would make a fortune exporting all of that salt.

>>8281995
We can tell that you are a yuropeen pretending to be one of us to cause divisions.

Protip my eternally anally anguished chum, we don't and never have called the English Nigels, only you yuropeens do that.

Get tae fuck.

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>>8282014

Think again, CTR shill.

>>8282017
Now that doesn't even make the minimum of sense.

End yourself, numale degenerate.

>>8279125
Eggy bread, bacon, mushrooms, beans, fried tomato

Breakfast of champions

>>8282017
Mug heritage!

>>8279358
>the scotch
amerifat detected

>>8279321
Christ, this is what the average Englishman looks like in 2016.... fuck me man...

>>8279358
>the scotch

Why howdy there Hank, my American friend! How are things in the good 'ol US of A?

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>>8281942

Can't get UK style bread, beans, bacon, or sausages here in the US unless I find a specialty store that has them or mail order for bread and beans like a fucking idiot.

im just a colonial but I do replicate it as best I can.

I just don't get the fried tomatoes though. ill pass on that. everything else is lovely.

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>>8282628
Do you get rashers like these in america?
I would be quite surprised if you can't find UK style sausages; do you only have pink hotdog types? No grey, mild ones?
And beans? Really? Does america not have beans?
I'm confident we have basically the same bread. We must do.

>>8282645
I don't get the tomatoes either. They just get soggy. I'd rather them raw. Same with bell peppers and spinach.

>>8281983

Just kill yourself. Useless nation full of smack heads, forever KEKED by the English.

At least the Irish fought back.

>>8282771
>Does america not have beans?
We do, sorta. I'm not sure how different our beans and your beans. What sort of flavor and consistency do they have?

>>8282771
I bought those once, and I was just really confused why anyone would choose to eat back bacon when belly bacon is available

>>8283096
Not the Brittbong but I work at an English bakery/British goods store. British baked beans are a lot more tomato-y than the American ones.

>>8279125

>baked beans
>blood pudding
>a fucking shank of bone marrow

My excuse is that I don't like eating the garbage parts of an animal and breakfast is too early to start having gas.

>>8282771
All we get here as bacon are what you call streaky bacon. It's somewhat hard to find that cut you posted. I've only found it uncured in Asian grocery stores, so I'd have to cure and smoke it myself. I might be able to find back bacon if I searched hard enough, but it's not typically available in most stores.

I've seen what they call Irish bangers, but it was a restaurant supply store and you had to have a business license or some shit to buy from them. Other than that, pretty much all we got are breakfast sausage and shitty rubbery Hillshire Farm type sausages that pretty much all taste alike. They probably have some in a fancyish butcher shop I went to, but I'd bet it won't be the same somehow because I don't trust them after buying their "andouille" which wasn't even smoked.

As for beans and bread, I have heard there are mild but noticeable differences for Brits coming here and wanting a taste of home. I don't think we have Heinz beans over here. At least, I've never seen them. We do have American brand baked beans though.

>>8283146
Do you notice any difference between cheap, supermarket bread from the US vs UK?

>>8279475
I honestly hope you get septiceamia of the bellend and die very slowly
Fucking multiposting fraggle

New Hampshire has beans with breakfast.
tasty, sop up the juice with toast

>>8283096
American beans are sweet because they add molasses.

>>8283137
Because people want bacon when they eat bacon, not strips of fat.

>>8283158
Good lord you're stupid.

>>8283169
Not him but I have heard from people who tried both that the American bread is sweeter.

>>8283169
britbong that has been to the US multiple times for a month here

my judgement was the US store bought bread was sweeter, to the point where i thought i was eating sliced sweetroll at times.
not good sandwich material.

>>8279348
He no doubt has autism but he's a legitimate artist in the culinary field.