Has someone a good Carbonara-recipe?

>>8278916
Is it 17?

>>8278916
25

15
soda = 10
cheeseburger = 5
beer = 1

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15

16

>>8279130

but is it 2(beer) or is it beer*beer?

>>8279188
then its 5 + 10(sqrt(2))

Soda = 10
Burger = 5
Beer = 2
Burger + (Beer x Soda) = 25

5+2x10 i donnu like 70?

THE ANSWER IS 12

>>8278916
https://youtu.be/K-PKO2FrdPY

It's 25, duh.

0

Retards.

>>8279245
FUCK OFF

>>8278916
Breakdown:
Each bottle is worth 10.
Each burger is worth 5.
Each mug is worth 1(notice that the third row has two sets of two mugs).
Order of operations puts multiplication before addition, so our first step is 1 x 10 = 10. 5 +10 = 15, which is our final answer.

>>8279259
>notice that the third row has two sets of two mugs

oh okay ;_;

>>8279257
Sorry for ruining the meme thread.

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>>8279410

>>8278916
IT'S FUCKING 60

>>8279259
you suck at maths then. 6 x 10 = 60

there are 3 kinds of people out there
>those who can do maths
>and those that cant...

>>8279544
>arithmetics=maths
If you want to be witty, at least be not retarded

>>8278916
here you go
norecipes .com/recipe/spaghetti-carbonara-recipe

>>8279499
This

I fucking hate carbonara. Made it for a girl. It was so heavy we both just lay still trying to not die from the stomachache. Took 5 hours to recover

>>8278916
70

>>8278916

>>8279227
jesus christ no

Try this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AAdKl1UYZs

>>8279544
lmao I wish I could upvoted this underrated post. top kek.

>>8279635
>https://youtu.be/K-PKO2FrdPY

I just had to post again- I really hope you are taking the piss with this

It's 25. Order of operations guys.

>>8279259
Oh whoa I didn't notice the single mug

FUCKING BEER MUGS GOT ME YA CHEEKY CUNT

It's 15.

It's 15. How the fuck are people getting 25?

>>8279596
Did you put your wee-wee into her buu-buu?

>>8279695
I got cockblocked by my own cooking

>>8279118
>>8279106
>>8279132
>>8279212
>>8279229
>>8279259
>>8279651
>>8279676
Fucking common core.

>>8279479

turnip

>>8279731
Order of operations isn't common core, dumbass.

It's 25.

>>8278916
Ambiguous due to to the two beers not having a defined operation.

It could be either
2(beer)
beer*beer
beer^beer

>>8278916
It's 60 you fucks

16

10 + 10 + 10 = 30

10 + 5 + 5 = 20

5 + 1*2 + 1*2 = 9

5 + 1 * 10 = 60

>>8279778
it's 15 you shitbird, the mugs are doubled on line 3 then just single on the last one

>>8279973
BIDMAS senpai

It's 15.

>>8279259
Damn. At first I was like, "It's 25" but thanks to this anon I saw that the answer was in fact 15.
For those of you saying 60...order of operations, multiplication before addition.
5 + 1 * 10 = 5 + 10 = 15

>>8279989
BIDMAS? I learned PEMDAS. Parentheses, exponent, multiply, divide, add, subtract.

Also: Every adult needs to apologize to at least one child for subjecting them to this common core nonsense!

>>8280019
That reminds me of something John Cooper Clark said on some panel show or other a few months ago. I thought it poignant, so I wrote it down.
When asked how he felt about his poetry having been added to the GCSE syllabus, he said "Obviously, I'm delighted that my poetry has been rammed down the reluctant throats of schoolchildren. Finally, I'm in a position to make people unhappy and there's nothing they can do about it."

>>8280019
Primary is fucking useless anyways, no kid I know learned anything of value in it. The smart kids that later became successful or researchers all just read a shitton outside of class.

>>8280016
Same thing, really. Brackets, indices, divide, multiply, add, subtract

Not certain why divide and multiply are switched around though.

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>>8278916
the answer is 15

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>>8278916
Just made this this evening

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Made some two days ago.

>>8278916
true answer is 0 because you eat the burger, drink the beer, and drink the soda.

math answer is 15 if you're not a retard

>>8280247
>

60 you dumbasses

Bottle + Bottle + Bottle = 30
30 / 3 = 10
Bottle = 10

Bottle + Burger + Burger = 20
10 + Burger + Burger = 20
20 - 10 = 10
10 / 2 = 5
Burger = 5

Burger + 2(Mug) + 2(Mug) = 9
5 + 2(Mug) + 2(Mug) = 9
9 - 5 = 4
4 / 2 = 2
2 / 2 = 1
Mug = 1

Burger + Mug x Bottle = ?
5 + 1 x 10 = ?
5 + 10 = ?
15

>>8280365
I'm not sure what you're trying to say anon. If you mean the filename, then, ok.

>>8279227
>pinoys

>>8280382

15 is the correct answer. Fucking retards nowadays don't know order of operations.

>>8279989
BODMAS is superior

Brackets
Orders
Division
Multiplication
Addition
Subtraction

>>8279649
i thought this would get posted

lmao i'm not disappointed in you /ck/